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Jealous Bitter Renters


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2005 Nov 16, 4:10am   33,132 views  151 comments

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This thread is dedicated to discussion of the many social ills caused by/resulting from renting: depression, homelessness, crime, unemployment, poverty, domestic violence, out of wedlock children, venereal disease, unnatural fondness for mullets & C/W music (or, cornrows & gangsta rap ), preference for public transportation, etc.

Chicken/egg question: which comes first --renting or the many malignant social problems associated with it?

Please share some amusing anecdotes about jealous bitter renters you're currently taking money from or have (reluctantly) had contact with. Have any of them recently tried to talk you out of a lucrative condo spec purchase, or discouraged you from engaging in bidding wars using no-doc I/O financing? Do they cringe when you tell them how much you made on a property you owned for less than three days? Do they blab on and on about "fundamentals", "negative cash-flow" and "rampant speculation"? That's what people like that do, you know. That's why they're called "jealous bitter renters".

Why are successful investors like us so much happier, more intelligent and irresistably attractive to the opposite sex? Is our ability to make a fortune flipping properties the result of superior genes or better breeding? Can jealous bitter renters be helped, or, are they doomed to commiserating with other losers in blogs like this forever?

Discuss, enjoy...
Bull$hitter

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49   Allah   2005 Nov 17, 2:57am  

necessities like a boat

Well..if it's a house boat, it could become a necessity after they lose their house.

50   Peter P   2005 Nov 17, 3:14am  

Apparently not. They’ve already taken 2 second mortgages out on their home, for necessities like a boat, and surprise surprise, they’re feeling financially squeezed.

And her husband is such a financial genius— he just got his mortgage brokers license.

When someone is so convinced of the housing game, let him live in his dream :)

... for a while. His alarm clock will get him.

51   HARM   2005 Nov 17, 3:20am  

Realtors know it always goes up….even while it is going down!

Real estate never goes down --it just appreciates in a different direction.

52   HARM   2005 Nov 17, 3:28am  

Newsfreak --loved the "Don't be jealous" poem!

53   quesera   2005 Nov 17, 4:24am  

square feet in square miles.

try typing "100000 square feet in square miles" into google. Or follow this link: http://www.google.com/search?q=100000%20square%20feet%20in%20square%20miles

Try "9.54 dkk per liter in dollars per gallon". It's a pretty featureful tool.

I still say google is way undervalued. This is not an example of why, but I couldn't let it go unsaid. : )

54   HARM   2005 Nov 17, 4:25am  

I am wondering what do you guys thinking about buying a manufactured homes? it is in between renting and buying. dont you agree?

MeACuLpA, Actually my wife and I investigated this as a possibility ourselves a couple of years ago (when prices were already escalating beyond the reach of mere mortals & sane financing). We went to one of the biggest and (IMO) best quality manufacturers in Corona (about 40 miles SE of downtown LA).

Well, here's the deal... a *whole lot* of other Californians had gotten the exact same idea and were bidding the price up on these things as well (sound familiar?). Even so, the price of a comparable new 2-3BDM manufactured house was still significantly lower than a regular house.--around $100-150K at the time, as I recall.

However --and this was the kicker-- the cost of raw land to build on was the same as for any other type of home. When you buy residentially zoned land, you are in competition with every other homebuilder out there, and must pay the seller the current (inflated) market value. You must also pay city/county permits, inspection, easement & other fees (often 10s of $thousands) and thousands more to have water, sewage, electricity, grading, foundation, phone service, etc. extended to your property. Sometimes, depending upon how far out of town you are, this can cost more than the house itself.

If you "buy" a manufactured home in town in one of those planned communities, then permits/easements/utilities are not an issue, but you will also pay a very high premiuim for that. As in, "close to conventional home price" premium. Also keep in mind that (in CA at least) you will NOT own the land the house sits on --you will be renting the property in addition to paying a loan for the manufactured home, usually on a 99-year lease. So this way you get the worst of both worlds: paying too much for a bubble-inflated depreciating shell, while enjoying few of the benefits of true home ownership: title to the land, tax deduction, ease of selling (who wants to "buy" a home so they can pay rent?), etc.

I'd think again before taking that plunge. Personally, I'm happy to rent until valuations once again reflect true economic fundamentals, like rents and incomes. Then I'll buy a regular home WITH the land it sits on.

55   KurtS   2005 Nov 17, 4:40am  

Cindy,
The "Glidehouse" looks interesting, and definitely an idea whose time is due; there's so many possible departures from the average "tract home". However, I'm sure that particular design is over $200/sqft installed, not including land costs, which could easily put the home close to $1M anywhere near SF Bay area--does that sound right?
If land costs drop, it could be an interesting possibility someday.

56   HARM   2005 Nov 17, 4:48am  

"However, I’m sure that particular design is over $200/sqft installed, not including land costs, which could easily put the home close to $1M anywhere near SF Bay area–does that sound right?"

KurtS,

See my comments above. I did my research, crunched the numbers and came to the exact same conclusion. The biggest component by far of housing prices in CA is the land. I have nothing against manufactured houses per se, in fact I agree with Cindy that they're often better built than conventional ones. But anyone who thinks they can save a bundle going this route (in CA anyway) is kidding themselves.

57   Allah   2005 Nov 17, 4:49am  

Damn. We missed out on free butterfish sushi… if only MarinaPrime would take the bet.

There's nothing like eating butterfish sushi at a trolls expense during a resession.

58   Peter P   2005 Nov 17, 4:52am  

There’s nothing like eating butterfish sushi at a trolls expense during a resession.

Now I worry that good sushi restaurants may close during the next recession. :(

I think good restaurants truly deserve Fed bailout packages.

59   Allah   2005 Nov 17, 4:55am  

maybe in areas where land is cheap they might be a viable option?

This only holds true is you don't believe prices will fall significantly....otherwise you are kidding yourself.....nothing worse than waking up one day and saying...."wow, I could have had that instead".

60   HARM   2005 Nov 17, 5:08am  

ScottC:
"You’re either on the outside track, the rat race, or the inside track, the ownership circle."

Robert DeNiro (in Meet the Parents):
Greg, with the knowledge you've been given, you are now on the inside of what I like to call... the Byrnes family 'circle of trust'. I keep nothing from you, you keep nothing from me... and round and round we go."

61   Peter P   2005 Nov 17, 5:11am  

Real estate is in no way analogous to stocks

Stocks are assets (they pay dividends) but homes are liabilities to most people (they require mortgage payments). Of course homes are not stocks.

62   Peter P   2005 Nov 17, 5:12am  

This only holds true is you don’t believe prices will fall significantly….otherwise you are kidding yourself…..nothing worse than waking up one day and saying….”wow, I could have had that instead”.

The implied land price is home value minus replacement costs. Since replacement costs are more or less stable, one can imagine the fall in land price when the housing bubbl bursts!

63   Allah   2005 Nov 17, 5:17am  

homes are liabilities to most people (they require mortgage payments).

...don't forget all the maintenance and upkeep, taxes and insurance!

64   HARM   2005 Nov 17, 5:18am  

The implied land price is home value minus replacement costs. Since replacement costs are more or less stable, one can imagine the fall in land price when the housing bubble bursts!

Excellent point, Peter P. "Housing Bubble" really means "Land Bubble".

65   KurtS   2005 Nov 17, 5:19am  

"these houses look pretty cool! "

Cindy, you might enjoy this links as well:

http://tinyurl.com/82q2j
http://tinyurl.com/36cog

66   Peter P   2005 Nov 17, 5:19am  

As I have predicted, DQNews is saying

Indicators of market distress are still largely absent. Foreclosure rates are low, down payment sizes are stable and there have been no significant shifts in market mix, DataQuick reported.

Do I get a prize? :)

67   Peter P   2005 Nov 17, 5:21am  

The is the full article: Continued sales slowdown in Bay Area, appreciation flat

dqnews.com/RRBay1105.shtm

We are way past the peak... and most people are still looking up.

68   Allah   2005 Nov 17, 5:25am  

"We look at today's market as normalizing. Everybody seems to have gotten used to the records set last year and the year before. The fact is that last month was the third-strongest October since we started keeping records in 1988. It was about twenty percent above average," said Marshall Prentice, DataQuick president.

Ok folks,....it's safe to get in now....the market is normalizing!

69   Allah   2005 Nov 17, 5:31am  

Robert DeNiro (in Meet the Parents)

Good,...now we know where he gets his pep talk from......I'm still waiting for him to answer my question.

Is it always a good time to buy?

or better than that.....

Is it ever a bad time to buy?

70   Peter P   2005 Nov 17, 6:43am  

October’s market seemed to think recession was coming. Now it looks like another boom. GOOG at 400. What a change in mere two weeks.

GOOG is just one stock right? SP, DJ, and ND are all in trading ranges AFAIK.

71   HARM   2005 Nov 17, 6:56am  

Nice new blog: anotherfuckedborrower.blogspot.com/

Another F@CKED Borrower
This Blog is the work of somebody 'in' the mortgage industry that is dedicated to educating people on how-not-to-become Another F@CKED BORROWER!! From now on, they will be called AFB's or FB's for short. Many of these people had NO business buying a house...but that is what happens when people get wrapped up in the mania of easy money. Now lets have a look at ANOTHER F@CKED BORROWER!

72   sun_kan   2005 Nov 17, 6:57am  

am posting for the first time here though i have browsing this site for a while... did you guys see the discrepancy between these 2 articles...

http://www.dqnews.com/RRBay1105.shtm

http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/classifieds/real_estate/13194043.htm

they seem to have the same sources but completely differing message and even differing facts (on the median price for santa clara county)?

what gives???

73   sun_kan   2005 Nov 17, 7:01am  

ok i get it... mercurynews is quoting the median prices for only SFMs while dq is reporting the median price overall..... but still very different messages though.

74   Peter P   2005 Nov 17, 7:11am  

ok i get it… mercurynews is quoting the median prices for only SFMs while dq is reporting the median price overall….. but still very different messages though.

I think we should only quote prices for Google employee residences. :)

75   Peter P   2005 Nov 17, 7:21am  

But there are still bubble denyers. There are those still hoping for a spring bounce or whatever it is they think it going to help them sell their overpriced $hitbox.

Let them deny. Reality is not known for its kindness.

76   HARM   2005 Nov 17, 7:32am  

What I am wondering is, were there this many denyers during the dot.bomb days...?

Yes. I was (and still am) working in IT and can recall being surrounded/pressured by all the amateur "investors" around me to 'get in the game while you still can', it's a new Paradigm, etc... I can recall walking around the office in late '99 and seeing all the eTrade streamers on overyone's monitors. There practically wasn't an employee down to the lowliest janitor who didn't have a substantial portion of his/her retirement in the Dot.coms. Any attempts I made at the time to question this investment 'strategy' were quickly and harshly rebuffed.

Is this just typical mania behavior?

Yes. Read Schiller for good historical examples from previous asset/credit bubbles.

77   HARM   2005 Nov 17, 7:34am  

The ranks of Bubble-Deniers grow ever thinner, per Motley Fool:

"Housing Experts Change Their Tune"
tinyurl.com/bqml9

78   Peter P   2005 Nov 17, 7:37am  

I’m all for $$$ going back into stocks …. it usually means $$$ going out of real estate, generally speaking with not many exceptions ….

I rather have those $$$ going back into Ty beanie babies... they are so cute!

79   KurtS   2005 Nov 17, 7:46am  

"...can recall being surrounded/pressured by all the amateur “investors” around me to ‘get in the game while you still can’, it’s a new Paradigm, etc… Any attempts I made at the time to question this investment ’strategy’ were quickly and harshly rebuffed.

Now doesn't the present situation feel so familiar? I actually had a dot-com brokerage business back then, and you could smell the winds of change months before it hit the news. It was so damn obvious then, and so deja vu now.

Yet, despite recent history, why do people fail to see the connection? Try explaining what seems so obvious, and they look at you like you're Gomer Pyle trying to explain quantum physics.

80   Peter P   2005 Nov 17, 8:02am  

ND does show some characteristics of an uptrend. However, if you look at the bigger picture, the "bull run" is hardly impressive.

81   Peter P   2005 Nov 17, 8:14am  

Sure it swings bigger than this all the time, but this time it felt a bit faster, since I was actually watching.

Stocks swing all the time. This is why people swing-trade. :)

82   KurtS   2005 Nov 17, 8:24am  

This is totally OT, but take a gander at what slipped by my dock today:

http://tinyurl.com/8s7vf

There were two of these gunboats, and they appeared to be looking for a watercraft for over an hour, transversing all the local waterways. Who's out there...Al Qaeda on a sailboat?

Mind you, we're about 2 miles inland from the bay.

83   Peter P   2005 Nov 17, 8:40am  

Just looking at the indices acutally doesn’t give the swing the full credit it deserves. Basically stocks like AMD, AMZN, BRCM all dropped 10% or more in October on the earnings day, whether they beat or missed expectation. Now they’ve all bounced back or even made new high.

Huh?

84   Jamie   2005 Nov 17, 8:46am  

"I rather have those $$$ going back into Ty beanie babies… they are so cute! "

LOL. I'm afraid that was some of my family members' sole investment vehicle.

Peter P, I thought you were going on vacation? Please don't tell me you're hanging on on this blog from Hawaii or something.

85   Jamie   2005 Nov 17, 8:48am  

Oh, and I have "inherited" a vast beenie baby collection from a relative, apparently to fund my childrens' college education or something. I'd better hurry up and get those soon-to-be-valuable-again pieces of crap out of my parents' musty basement.

86   Peter P   2005 Nov 17, 9:00am  

There was apparently a macro fear in Oct. and now that fear is dissipating, justifiably or not.

Probably. The uptrend appears to be minor though, although ND is making higher highs and higher lows.

87   HARM   2005 Nov 17, 9:10am  

This just in:

Ameriquest Capital Corp. Lays Off 10% of Staff
"Subprime giant Ameriquest Capital Corp., Orange, Calif., late Thursday announced a 10% companywide layoff, excluding two divisions: wholesaler Argent Mortgage, and its auto finance division"

nationalmortgagenews.com/
(unfortunately, full article requires registration)

88   Allah   2005 Nov 17, 9:48am  

Ameriquest Capital Corp. Lays Off 10% of Staff

Looks like AG's money fountain is losing pressure!

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