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Patrick.net Homebuyer Facing Starvation!


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2007 Jul 14, 10:56am   10,927 views  54 comments

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Due to privacy & security concerns, I am unable to show you an actual street-front photo of Surfer-X's used house, so a 6-year-old nephew obliged with an artist's conception:

Friends,

I attended Surfer-X's housewarming party last Saturday, and I'm sorry to say he is but a shell of his former self. His crushing house payments have clearly forced him to the brink of starvation, as can be seen from his dramatic weight loss (compare to previous blog party photo).

He barely had the strength to pose for this one photo, before collapsing from exhaustion (but not before imbibing a tasty margarita or two). This poor man was clearly arm-twisted into buying a horrendously well maintained house that the local Realtorâ„¢ insists did NOT sell for nearly 30% below market comps (and I'd better keep my mouth shut about that or the neighbors'll get angry).

So, this is what our once mighty and proud Surfer-X has been reduced to, folks. He is now a (*gasp*) used homeowner! Can't you see the deep sadness and buyer's remorse written all over his face? The whole time I was there, he could barely muster enough spirit to produce a brief rant about f@%ing Boomers, in between noxious mouthfuls of barbecued chicken (probably supplied by the local food bank).

A very sorry state of affairs, indeed. We must keep him in our hearts and prayers.
HARM

#housing

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34   DinOR   2007 Jul 16, 4:41am  

DennisN,

After a few days in Vegas (near record breaking heat) it didn't seem all that bad? Very low humidity. On the drive back we had lunch in Hawthorne, NV (S.E of Reno) and it was still fine. By the time we got a room in Lakeview, OR although it was much cooler, the humidity must have been like 80+%! It'll take the fight right out of you.

35   DinOR   2007 Jul 16, 4:48am  

@HARM,

Also notice there is almost zilch mobility between each caste. Although there may be several break-downs within each caste, those of the lower caste are required to always refer to members of a higher caste with deep respect even in private (lest the prosperity gods be listening).

36   EBGuy   2007 Jul 16, 4:54am  

HARM says: (yes, it refers to FL, not NCal, but same principal holds true whereever there is overbuilding and rampant speculation on margin)
Since you are from down south you may not know about the hot tub moratorium in Marin. Since it is very hard to get a hot tub permit, few homes are being built in the area. Rumor has it that the jacuzzi permitting process is controlled by a cabal of RE brokers who deal exclusively in pocket listings.

There is a good writeup on Socketsite in today's Chronicle. I know we covered this a while back, but this crash is really going to be some sort of tipping point for newspapers. They lose their last stream of advertising dollars from the REIC and at the same time peope realize their are more "credible" sources for RE news in the (moderated) blogosphere.
PS - I too am concerned about Surfer-Xs weight loss. As a homedebtor, it is clear to me that he can now no longer afford $27/lb cheese.

37   HARM   2007 Jul 16, 5:00am  

those of the lower caste are required to always refer to members of a higher caste with deep respect even in private (lest the prosperity gods be listening).

I'll have to remember that the next time I mention that bunghole Lereah ("Allah bless him and praised be his name"), or one of his new replacements.

38   skibum   2007 Jul 16, 5:36am  

OT, but there's a decent article in today's Chronicle about socketsite.com:

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2007/07/16/MNG9TR15PF1.DTL

I particlarly like these bits:

One of his more shocking assertions is that the real inventory of homes on the market in San Francisco is far above what is listed on the traditional clearinghouse for that information, the Multiple Listing Service. In addition to the roughly 1,100 official listings, Koval insists that there are more than 4,000 additional finished units marketed through sales offices, being presold in midconstruction, and coming online by this time next year.

"The idea is to counter some of the industry rhetoric -- like, 'it's always a good time to buy,' 'the real estate market always goes up' and 'they're not making more land,' " said Koval, a renter.

39   HARM   2007 Jul 16, 6:14am  

Notice their back-handed little dig: "said Koval, a renter."

As in renter = no credibility.

40   HeadSet   2007 Jul 16, 7:06am  

As in renter = no credibility.

Like a "rent-tard"?

41   DinOR   2007 Jul 16, 7:09am  

I had no idea socketsite had that volume of traffic. That's really incredible! 300k is basically every adult in the BA with access to a computer? I like the way Adam attempts to balance the "sell" and "buy" side.

If the realtor (TM) gal is sensitive about people openly discussing 6% commissions she's gonna' love this! According to CitiBank, Chas. Schwab will become the largest broker in the country (surpassing Merrill) within the next 3 years. Now... what does that tell you about how people feel about high fees!? Or does this also come under "never saw it coming"?

42   skibum   2007 Jul 16, 7:22am  

HARM,
Nice pickup. I also like this Realtor (TM) trying to lend credibility to her "profession":

Others take offense at what they see as unfair portrayals of the industry.

"Anytime we talk about (commission) prices, we get hammered," said Dona Crowder, the San Francisco director of the California Association of Realtors. "A lot of people don't understand what we do. ... Just like lawyers don't like shark jokes, real estate agents don't like jokes about us."

As if Realtors (TM) are even on the same page as lawyers! I would even put them below the level of the sleaziest ambulance chasing lawyer.

43   DinOR   2007 Jul 16, 7:28am  

skibum,

Uh-huh. Calling this an "industry" must make 'parking garage flagger' a career? That'd be cool, send every realtor (TM) a set of lighted cone flashlights with a well wishing note for their new "career".

*Batteries not included

44   e   2007 Jul 16, 7:35am  

OT, but there’s a decent article in today’s Chronicle about socketsite.com

It also features Burbed - hits to my site were off the charts today as a result. :)

45   skibum   2007 Jul 16, 7:38am  

eburbed,
Congrats on the mention in the article! Do you think this means the thousands of web surfers are now privy to the Mountain View gangbanger tiff going on over there?

46   DinOR   2007 Jul 16, 7:55am  

@eburbed,

YOU ARE THE WINNER! Sheesh.

What a loser. I got so tired of handing perfectly cared for clients off to "financial pedophiles" (mortgage brokers) I spent the $395, took 20 hours and got my OWN damn license! Took all of a week of "intensive training".

47   DennisN   2007 Jul 16, 8:44am  

"Just like lawyers don’t like shark jokes, real estate agents don’t like jokes about us."

Oh please. I'm an attorney. We lawyers constantly tell each other lawyer jokes. We think they are hilarious.

Q. How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

A. It depends upon how thinly you slice them.

In my case, to become a patent attorney I merely had to:

a) Get a BA in physics at UC
b) Get an MA in applied math at UC
c) Work as a EE for 17 years
d) Get my JD
e) Pass the 2 hardest bar exams: CA and Patent

Somehow that looks a lot more like a "real career" than some used home salesman.

That 6% stuff is crap. When I interviewed several Realtors last year to sell my SJ house, they all got down to 4.5% to 5% really quickly - and I only interviewed realtors who were themselves brokers.

48   EBGuy   2007 Jul 16, 9:22am  

Speaking of taking on the REIC, Carol LLyod's latest article tackles the FSBO issue. I noticed last week while looking at my neighbor's print addition of the SF Chronicle that her Surreal Estate column had been exiled from the Real Estate section to the Business Section. What kind of statement is that making?
Uh-oh, maybe this is why the REIC doesn't want her in that section...

According to Realtor.org (the trade association's Web site), "Homes sold with the help of a real estate professional in 2006 sold on average for 32 percent more" than those sold by owners.

But last month, the first academic research on sales by owners suggested that the Realtors' data might not tell the whole story. In studying all sales (not a voluntary survey) from 1998 through 2004 in Madison, Wis., three economists from Northwestern University found that owners sold their homes for at least as much as those sellers with agents who used the multiple listing service.

Without paying commissions, sellers in Madison who did not use agents pocketed an average of $12,000 more than other sellers.

One important distinction is that the Realtors' inclusion of private transactions between friends and family taints their conclusions considerably. With 40 percent of sales by owners involving someone they knew, that's a whole lot of discounts. This also suggests that nationally, owners doing their own selling do far better than the National Association of Realtors might like to admit.

49   PermaRenter   2007 Jul 16, 12:15pm  

Yahoo Finance Poll:

What will deliver the greatest returns in the next 12 months?

U.S. Stocks 31%
International Stocks 51%
Cash 8%
Bonds 6%
Real estate 7%

989 Votes to date

50   B.A.C.A.H.   2007 Jul 16, 2:05pm  

It is nothing personal, I wish him and all the other locals well who try to plant their own roots in their home state.

But it can also be a contrarian indicator, capitulation to the bubble that's been blown up mainly by non-Californians bringing their capital and gold rush mentality here from other places.

Been there myself when we also capitulated in the last bubble, had to grind our way through it one day at a time.

51   OO   2007 Jul 16, 5:01pm  

Congrats eburbed.

Boston Transplant.

I concur with you that zillow is quite accurate in reflecting the general pricing direction. when it comes down to individual property, it may be quite a bit off, but if you look at a few houses in the neighborhood, you can get a fairly updated picture (3 months lag) of what is happening in the market.

I went to a few open houses this past Sunday, in Saratoga and Monta Vista school district, and things still seemed to be sizzling. The open houses were quite packed at about 2-3pm in the afternoon, and some looked rather eager to make an offer. I don't know about Palo Alto, but I assume that the situation would be the same.

I've got a friend from Singapore coming in town this week to take a look of Palo Alto houses because he wants to send his kid to Gunn. His rationale of buying rather than renting is, paying rent is dumb (and of course 1.xmm is quite within his affordability). I sent him a bunch of materials from patrick.net hoping to dissuade him from joining the herd.

At least for now, anything below $1.5mm in the fortress (Gunn High, Monta Vista High and Saratoga High area) seems to be doing quite well. Stuff outside the fortress school districts seem to be faltering.

I don't know how long this will last, it's like watching the paint dry.

52   astrid   2007 Jul 17, 1:40am  

OO,

It sounds like your friend may have other reasons for buying (forex hedging, real diversification). It might even be a good play if he expects the USD to bounce back in the next few years.

53   sbandy   2007 Jul 23, 2:40pm  

Surfer-X,
As a fellow Santa Barbara housing watcher, I would love to get the full story on the why and how of this. Any chance of that?

54   tsusiat   2007 Jul 24, 12:02pm  

Hey Surfer X -

congratulations, we all want to buy someday, I'm sure. As long as there are no other debts, and you didn't pay top dollar, that's fine. Money left for margaritas, mmm, that's gravy.

TO Lurker -

still here, busy at my website now and then, and on some courses, work life etc. My site is up there linked to my nickname - feel free to check it out. Anyway, I do know some people who bought recently in Vancouver - my sister paid over $500,000 for a 1 bedroom house in East Vancouver. Nice, but 1 bedroom!

And the madness apparently continues, because when she sold her townhouse, it went $60,000 over list.

Stop the madness in Western Canada.

Aside to Surfer X - I am actually waiting to buy myself - just want to see prices in Victoria reverse.

So every interest rate increase makes me a hopeful guy.

Peace.

If you ground them 30% from the 2005 price, all I can say is sweet!

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