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The Perfect House


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2006 May 24, 12:36pm   6,915 views  110 comments

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Describe the perfect house (or steak, sushi, car, knive, fountain pen, etc) in your mind. Tell us why it is perfect.

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66   astrid   2006 May 25, 6:40am  

DinOR,

Yup. That's definitely something that a cheaper dollar will help accomplish. Maybe people will start repairing things once the repair bills are not 2X the cost of a brand new replacement.

67   requiem   2006 May 25, 6:41am  

HARM & HAHA;

The easiest way to deal with the problem is to crack down on the businesses hiring them. Remove the economic incentive, and the problem goes away. Of course, a business-friendly <troll>or is that 'owned'?</troll> party would never do such a thing. For me, immigration is not an issue that decides how I vote, since IMHO both sides are being intensively hypocritical about the issue.

FWIW, I agree about the "entitlement-promoting" and "race-baiting". The sooner they are excised from the party, the better.

68   astrid   2006 May 25, 6:46am  

Sorry.

Anyone want to describe the perfect fast food?

69   Peter P   2006 May 25, 6:49am  

Anyone want to describe the perfect fast food?

How about the perfect instant ramen noodle?

70   DinOR   2006 May 25, 6:49am  

astrid,

Right again! I would hate for a service model such as this to ever be misconstrued as some sort of sweat shop for seniors! As long as they have the dexterity to disassemble, inspect and re-assemble household products they should at least have the option to do so. If you don't feel up to working that day, don't work! No big.

71   requiem   2006 May 25, 6:51am  

Oh, and the 4%? Gods, it only reminds me of how many people run around with only the barest cognitive ability needed to keep breathing. I'd almost want to require a critical thinking and abstract reasoning test for voting, except for all the moral issues that would create.

Umm.. my perfect house would feature some sort of tower, some sort of basement, be reasonably close to a coast that doesn't have "storm issues", have at least one guest room, a large project room with library tables for my hobbies, and a kitchen big enough to cook in w/out feeling cramped.

72   edvard   2006 May 25, 7:11am  

I generally dislike Both parties, especially after the last election. I also hate liberal politics but started reading third and independent party web sites and frankly, I'd feel better about some of these guys running the country over who's doing it now- both democratic and republican. The BIG diffrence between third party and the primary partys is that they say what they want and exactly what problems they think exsist, and how to fix them regardless of what controlling business and congressional influence might hold over the issue. Both democrats and republicans play the fiddle the same way but to their chosen groups of people, thus that's why partisism exsists the way it does now.

73   surfer-x   2006 May 25, 7:13am  

@Red Whine, I sense much anger in you, this is good. Key points to remember, it is $anta Barbara, not Santa Barbara. If you live here you should remind yourself each and every day how freaking lucky you are to just be in the same area code as Gene Montesano, all one really needs to know about boomers and their creed can be summed up by reading tinyurl.com/hxd7h Just think about it Mr. Whine, you get to breath the same air as Gene, your turds go into the same sewer as Gene's. Hmmm on second thought Gene has a wiping crew that disposes of his glorious droppings by gilding and reselling at the local LuckyBrand store.

Carry on my friend, good work, may you live to lick a boomer toliet another day.

74   astrid   2006 May 25, 7:14am  

Peter P,

The original Nissin chicken flavored ramen is very very good. The noodles taste perfect straight out of the package and it makes a very good ramen.

Nong Shim kimchi flavored ramen is quite good and a pretty major component of my diet. It's fried in palm oil, which is far from ideal, but at least it's not fried in hydrogenated shortening.

75   Peter P   2006 May 25, 7:14am  

I hope someone can push for a constitutional amendment that outlaws animal rights legislations? It is getting silly. Soon we will all be forced into becoming vegans.

76   Peter P   2006 May 25, 7:15am  

The original Nissin chicken flavored ramen is very very good. The noodles taste perfect straight out of the package and it makes a very good ramen.

You are right. I like their seafood cup noodle. The chicken is very good also.

77   astrid   2006 May 25, 7:16am  

I think PETA is just a Republican ploy to get people to vote against Democrats.

78   astrid   2006 May 25, 7:17am  

The cup noodles are pretty good, but the original package ramens were ethereal. I haven't had them for 14 years and I don't know if they even produce them anymore, but they were incredibly good.

79   Peter P   2006 May 25, 7:18am  

Nong Shim kimchi flavored ramen is quite good and a pretty major component of my diet. It’s fried in palm oil, which is far from ideal, but at least it’s not fried in hydrogenated shortening.

I like that too. Usually with a raw egg.

Palm oil is bad for you. Look for non-fried versions.

80   Peter P   2006 May 25, 7:18am  

Foie Gras = UNUSUAL CRUELTY ON DUCKS

Denying people Foie Gras = UNUSUAL CRUELTY ON PEOPLE

81   astrid   2006 May 25, 7:22am  

"Foie Gras = UNUSUAL CRUELTY ON DUCKS"

Animals have three functions:

To purr or bark appreciatively and catch pesty squirrels

To wear well

To taste good

Besides, have you ever had to deal with a flock of Canadian geese or pidgeons in your backyard? Those things make hideous noises and coat everything with their turd. You think they wouldn't stuff corn meal down your throat and fatten you up for Christmas, if they could?

82   Peter P   2006 May 25, 7:23am  

You think they wouldn’t stuff corn meal down your throat and fatten you up for Christmas, if they could?

Exactly. Food does not have rights.

83   astrid   2006 May 25, 7:23am  

Are there non-fried versions of Nong Shim? I had non-fried versions of other ramen and they were mediocre to poor.

84   Joe Schmoe   2006 May 25, 7:25am  

Those Nong Shim noodles are pretty good. They even come in duck flavor, my favorite.

85   Peter P   2006 May 25, 7:25am  

Are there non-fried versions of Nong Shim? I had non-fried versions of other ramen and they were mediocre to poor.

There are non-fried versions of taiwanese ramen. They have pretty good texture. But it really depends on your taste, since they do taste different.

86   astrid   2006 May 25, 7:31am  

I miss duck...and geese...and squab. This country is not a dark poultry meat friendly place.

87   Peter P   2006 May 25, 7:32am  

You can have duck and squab here.

88   astrid   2006 May 25, 7:32am  

BTW, anybody here had guinea pig?

89   Peter P   2006 May 25, 7:35am  

BTW, anybody here had guinea pig?

I am more interested in suckling pigs.

90   astrid   2006 May 25, 7:35am  

Not very easily. In China, I could go to a neighborhood roast meats place and buy duck almost as easily as I buy chicken. But duck meat is pretty expensive and require going to restaurants or to Chinatown. And I don't think I've encountered squab at all.

91   Peter P   2006 May 25, 7:42am  

But duck meat is pretty expensive and require going to restaurants or to Chinatown. And I don’t think I’ve encountered squab at all.

Try Draeger's or Whole Foods. There are at least several restaurants in Palo Alto that serve squab.

92   DinOR   2006 May 25, 7:48am  

I'd heard recently that there was a $1.3 mil. lawsuit against a guy (not far from here) that intentionally ran over someone's family dog of 15 years. Now I definitely think the defendant was a J.O but wouldn't awarding a settlement like this cheapen human life? They also said there had been several settlements against veterinarians b/c "Fluffy" died. Weird huh?

93   Joe Schmoe   2006 May 25, 7:52am  

Yeah, geese is really hard to find. You have to go to traditional French restraurant, and even then the odds are 99-to-1 against finiding it.

I bought a goose myself once, and tried to cook it (it was for a celebratoy dinner for the staff of a Boy Scout camp whose mascot was the "Blue Goose"), but it didn't turn out very well. Fatty, greasy, and tough. You've got to be a pretty good chef to prepare one of those.

94   Peter P   2006 May 25, 7:52am  

I'd heard recently that there was a $1.3 mil. lawsuit against a guy (not far from here) that intentionally ran over someone's family dog of 15 years. Now I definitely think the defendant was a J.O but wouldn't awarding a settlement like this cheapen human life? They also said there had been several settlements against veterinarians b/c "Fluffy" died. Weird huh?

Well, a pet is not quite the same. Moreover, this lawsuit is about intentionally causing harm.

95   Peter P   2006 May 25, 7:53am  

Yeah, geese is really hard to find. You have to go to traditional French restraurant, and even then the odds are 99-to-1 against finiding it.

I agree.

96   astrid   2006 May 25, 7:58am  

Joe,

You might have better luck at big Chinese restaurants. It's not nearly as common as duck, but it's worth asking about and a lot cheaper than French restaurants.

97   DinOR   2006 May 25, 7:59am  

Peter P,

I agree, the guy basically went out of his way like off the shoulder of the road and onto their property to "do him in". People were understandably upset. Oregon has strange laws when it comes to animals (as property). We have a friend that hit someone's cattle at the edge of town that had gotten loose. By law, she was found to be liable for the rancher's loss. But take heart! The "victim" was a realtor driving a big ass Suburban. True story.

98   astrid   2006 May 25, 8:02am  

Oregonians have all the weirdest tort cases.

99   HARM   2006 May 25, 8:07am  

Animals have three functions:
To purr or bark appreciatively and catch pesty squirrels
To wear well
To taste good

@astrid,
Hear hear!

Leave it to Peter P to steer the conversation back to food!

100   DinOR   2006 May 25, 8:10am  

Joe Schmoe,

Care to weigh in here? My limited understanding is that the animal owner's compensation (up to this point) has been limited to the "economic value" of the animal. I dunno, the cow produced X gallons of milk a day with an avg. life expectancy of Y so you Famer Jones Z dollars.

What's different here is that they are suing for damages and emotional distress?

astrid,

We rule the roost in bizarre court cases.

101   surfer-x   2006 May 25, 8:48am  

OK, who fucked the monkey, fess up.

tinyurl.com/flxa8

102   Peter P   2006 May 25, 8:57am  

OK, who f_cked the monkey, fess up.

Perhaps someone shared a syringe with a month.

103   astrid   2006 May 25, 8:59am  

If you were really drunk and squinted just so, a female chimp looks like a very hairy woman with bad posture.

104   Joe Schmoe   2006 May 25, 9:06am  

DINOR,

That is exaclty right. In general, you cannot recover non-economic damages (i.e. .emotional distress, loss of consortium, etc.) for the death of a pet. The recovery is limited to the value of the animal. Since a lot of pets have no fair market value, courts generally give the owner a few hundred bucks as a form of rough compensation.

If someone intentionally kills an animal in your presence -- i.e. tortures the family to death while the owner watches helplessly -- you might theoretically be able to recover non-economic damages for intentional infliction of emotional distress. Tort law sometimes alllows for bystanders to recover for the psychological injury of, say, watching their loved one get
run down by a drunk driver.

I don't know of any reported cases involving pets that get run over, but if the owner of the dog is proceeding an intentional or negligent infliction of emotional distress theory, he might have a shot.

105   surfer-x   2006 May 25, 9:06am  

Perhaps someone shared a syringe with a month.

huh?

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