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LILLL, Independence HS in San Hosebag, hence the origin of my loathing.

X- you having a party on the 4th?

Possibly, you in?

Saying that the entire San Jose is sh*thole is really an over-generalization. I personally find Almaden, parts of Santa Teresa, and particularly somewhere south of San Jose quite charming. Small pockets still retain the rural feel of the past.

The scary parts are East San Jose and the parts next to the airport. Evergreen is just too plastic. Anywhere along the western foothill is good all the way down from the peninsula, if you just ignore price for a minute. Price will correct itself, but geography hardly changes. I'd say if you keep yourself anywhere along the western foothill, you can't go wrong, even if you have to go as south as Gilroy.

I have a general dislike for East Bay for the lack of vegetation except for patches of brown grass 9 months out of a year.

There are no redeeming qualities to San Hosebag. I personally find Almaden, parts of Santa Teresa That pretty much nails why San Hosebag bites so much fucking ass, Almaden? Where exactly is that? If I were to mail a letter to Almaden where would I send it San Fucking HoseBag. Santa Teresa, where is that again, in San Fucking Hosebag. Ahhh the pretense, "I live in Almaden". Fuckers go to fucking hell. My ex syphilitic whore girl friend is frome "Almaden" thats funny you vapid cunt, where is that again?

Tonight I saw the film’The Big Buy’ about Tom Delay…

I have to make a long list of these films to catch up on...

...and Sacto State…and Chico…and yes, UCDavis….etc.

I thought you might like this story from Sac State. There was an exchange between Sac State and a university in England. They swapped statistics professors, so a CSUS math professor taught in England, and an Englishman was teaching statistics courses a Sac State. Prompted by the foreign accent, one of my fellow students said, "I want to complement you on how well you've learned English." Ah, when people generously share their idiocy.

And I shared my own idiocy by managing to italicize everything.

bloody hell.

John Haverty Says:
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Another thing hippies do is ride bikes and block traffic. The metal on the bike took tons of energy to make the metal from ore. The tires are rubber and are a petroleum product. The grease on the chain is a petroleum product, the batteries that charge their bullhorns were charged by evil oil energy.

how much metal goes into a Humvee 2 for the little woman to take down to the shops by herself for a carton of milk, all the while burning non-renewable fossil fuels, emitting toxic pollution and carbon gases, and remaining obese and under-exercised, at risk of diabetes and heart disease?

how much does it cost to register and insure and service the Humvee every year? How much oil does it go through? How much gas does it burn? How much lubrication of its many moving parts does it need? It's a question of degree, not kind, in this case -- the 'hippy' is reducing their environmental footprint by a factor of 1 000 compared to the Humvee queen. More than 1 000, as far as emissions go. how long would world oil reserves last if you only had to oil a bike chain once in a while? how much middle east turmoil would there be, and how much would 'america lose it's addiction to oil imports'? (© GW Bush Group, trading as Carlyle Group)

it takes 7 GALLONS of oil to make a single car tyre.

i thought bicycles WERE traffic, with the same rights to use the road. but which also highlights the need for dedicated cycle lanes.

i recommend aeroriders for everyone. DinOr likes these so much, he told me he's going to buy 2... www.aerorider.com

John Haverty Says:

> Another thing hippies do is ride bikes and block traffic.
> The metal on the bike took tons of energy to make the
> metal from ore. The tires are rubber and are a petroleum
> product. The grease on the chain is a petroleum product,
> the batteries that charge their bullhorns were charged
> by evil oil energy.

Then Different Sean Says:

> bloody hell.

I still have a hard time believing that he is really Australian since 99% of what he says sounds like the party line from the thousands of self hating rich hypocritical Matt Gonzalez fans living in the Mission District riding around on vintage Bontrager mtn bikes with bar top shifters and fixed gear track bikes with vintage Campy parts…

> how much metal goes into a Humvee 2 for the little woman to
> take down to the shops by herself for a carton of milk, all
> the while burning non-renewable fossil fuels, emitting toxic
> pollution and carbon gases, and remaining obese and under-
> exercised, at risk of diabetes and heart disease?

Sure the Hummer 2 (the Humvee is the military version and there is just one of them) uses a lot of gas and most have so much bling that I want to walk over and tell the drivers that they are not “pretty fly for a white guy”, but they use less gas than the F350s that harvest the green bud in Mendocino County that the Green party hipsters smoke before they ride around blocking traffic. I can out run, out ride and out swim 99% of the Mission District hipsters who are half my age since they are not riding to stay healthy, they are riding to block traffic and piss people off (and look cool with their $3,000 vintage track bike sitting next to them when they smoke cloves and drink coffee at one of the cool indy (non Starbucks) shops). I think John’s point was that hippies use petroleum products and it is hypocritical to want to ban something if you use it (or do it) at all. A hippie that wants to ban oil drilling is like a casual body builder that uses steroids a couple times a year but goes to protests trying to ban them in baseball and when someone points out he is a hypocrite he says that he is not since he does not use as many steroids as Barry Bonds…

> i recommend aeroriders for everyone.
>DinOr likes these so much, he told me
> he’s going to buy 2… www.aerorider.com

When I was a kid my Dad (who took us on 40 mile rides on our one speed 20” bikes in the early 70’s) used to say “everyone that rides a recumbent bike is nuts”. All these years later I have never met a recumbent rider (or person who called themselves an “activist”) who was not totally nuts… http://tinyurl.com/e1t1

I’m glad I got that out of my system since I’m leaving to drive my girlfriend to Mill Valley to run the Dipsea and I’ll be waiting for her in West Marin (lets hope the West Marin nutballs don’t burn the SUV)…

Surfer-x:

I grew up in the west foothills/Santa Teresa Blvd. area of San Jose.
I agree with the other poster, it has its charm.

I went back to my old street last year, it was four years since I was back, and it looked very charming. The folliage had grown in. It looked kinda like parts of Los Gatos. It's aging nice in some parts & like shit in other.

Over all around the downtown area it looked LA-ish: Ramshackle, overdeveloped, dumpy. But, then again, when I took my friend from the East Coast, who got his MBA from Columbia, to Stanford University, he thought Stanford looked like shit. He said, "I'll show you some real brick university architecture."

I tried to explain that all the stucco buildings were because of earthquakes & that brick is not as safe. I explained all the overgrown with weeds foliage was because Californians are into the "natural" look, etc.

As far as Phoenix and Tempe. This place takes a calling. This is the badlands my friend. If you are from the coastal area, you will probably run like hell from here as fast as you can, after one month of our hell-on-earth summers.

My affinity for Arizona came as a child. We used to visit my uncle in Scottsdale in the '70s, so I came to like the desert. I did attend two military intelligence schools at Ft. Huachuca, in southern Arizona back in the late '80's and early '90s.

Now as for Phoenix, it's like San Jose in a lot of ways. In otherwords it's quite a mixed bag of different experiences based on your income level/sophistication. California it is definitely NOT.

IF you are a desert dweller, Phoenix has something for everyone. There's a lot of shithole neighorhoods here, but if you go around the block a very nice neighborhood pops out of nowhere for no rhyme or reason.

It' all niched-out, with pockets of really nice desert dwellings and then East-Side San Jose-type ghetto-ass dumps, etc.

I live in the northwest valley, in Phoenix near Glendale and Peoria. If you draw a straight line East and go about 15-20 miles, you run right into the nice parts of Scottsdale, which is considered affluent. So, in essence, for half the house price, I'm basically getting the Scottsdale-type lifestyle without double the price. Scottsdale is a cut above. Paradise Valley, near Scottsdale is VERY desert pimped-out...celebrities, etc.

South Scottsdale is the dumpy/old/ghettoish side, but money's starting to go into there tojazz it up.

Tempe? Well I just got off a contract at Honeywell in Tempe and may get hired full-time, hopefully, by next week. I'm not holding my breath.

Anyway, Tempe isn't really my cup of tea. The west side near the Ahwatukee foothills is nice. Just too flat & bland for me...

This place either grows on you like a fungus or you hate the hell out of it.

Definitey, it's worth going at least to Scottsdale in the winter because the weather's so nice.

Personally, I love the mountains and the desert austere beauty, while trying to avoid the shithole areas.

For me, the desert reveals itself and gives up it's secrets to those who are patient and pioneering. Otherwise, stay the F*** away from this place.

self hating rich hypocritical Matt Gonzalez fans living in the Mission District riding around on vintage Bontrager mtn bikes with bar top shifters and fixed gear track bikes with vintage Campy parts…

hmm, they sound like typical hippies to me. yuppy hippies. at least they get from A to B without burning fossil fuels and polluting the air...

I think John’s point was that hippies use petroleum products and it is hypocritical to want to ban something if you use it (or do it) at all.

but do they want to ban it, or just reduce usage? let's not get carried away with untested assumptions and false polarising stereotypes. has he asked every so-called 'hippie' riding a bike he sees whether they want to 'ban oil drilling everywhere'?

A hippie that wants to ban oil drilling is like a casual body builder that uses steroids a couple times a year but goes to protests trying to ban them in baseball and when someone points out he is a hypocrite he says that he is not since he does not use as many steroids as Barry Bonds…

i see. it's a strange old world, isn't it?

When I was a kid my Dad (who took us on 40 mile rides on our one speed 20” bikes in the early 70’s) used to say “everyone that rides a recumbent bike is nuts”. All these years later I have never met a recumbent rider (or person who called themselves an “activist”) who was not totally nuts… tinyurl.com/e1t1

well, dads are always right, especially FAB Srs. never mind that recumbents go faster than uprights, and were setting speed records in the 1930s, before they were written out of the rules. Wind resistance slows upright riders down significantly. The Aerorider tops out at about 4' tall, which is the height of a sports car, so can't really be missed by motorists. It can't fall over, and is well protected against accidents. Sounds reasonable to me. The tiny url link you posted recommends recumbents. The seats are more comfortable, too.

This POS just sold for $790,000.

The structure may be POS but the land...

hmm, maybe you should consider Oz after all, Peter P. no guns, no suspicious cars, and can be quite boring in areas, but very scenic. english speaking, plenty of work opportunities still, and the US$ will still buy AUD$1.25. depends what occupation you’re in as to settlement decision.

I have been to Oz many years ago. I liked it.

Astrology works differently though (north vs south hemisphere).

Feng Shui works differently also. But I will visit Oz again soon. Thanks.

Peter P
Astrology works differently though (north vs south hemisphere).
Feng Shui works differently also.

hmm, tricky. there is sushi tho.

this invention looks quite cool - a very light magnesium alloy engine -
http://www.solve.csiro.au/1104/article1.htm

and an ultra lightweight car from the University of Queensland -
http://www.uq.edu.au/news/index.html?article=6948

curse the 1 link limit

The feng shui works differently in Oz? How so?

not sure, but trust me, there are very many authentic feng shui experts living here now...

sun is always to the north, so changes the orientation of houses.
and many northern star constellations are not visible, etc.
sounds like ethno-geo-centrism to me...

i think simple physics would tell us we have to eventually run out of something we are combusting.

tar sand mining is a little tricky, and very environmentally destructive.

hummers are silly. what do they weigh? are they a suitable suburban getabout vehicle? they are just trying to meet someone's esteem needs in a society where that sort of quasi-military vehicle is admired for all the wrong reasons. the irony of fuelling them up in civilian life and simultaneously using them to invade oil-rich middle eastern countries should not be lost. there are 2 of them here in the whole country, both owned by drug dealers.

i'm not terrifically anti-nuclear, although it's not very clean. the sun is still our only fusion reactor, of course. the world has huge reserves of coal still, and there are many coal-fired power stations. hydro is reasonably good.

One thing lawmakers could try to do to make this stuff come to fruition it to research why these things, including the awesome magnesium engine you showed me, are not coming to market, identify if it is because of “milking” (coming out with technology incrementally to ensure obsolescence) or oil mafia influence (oil Mafiosi like Exxon buying patents and shelving them), and if the feasibility study says “go!,” then force the carmakers to make the stuff.

Also, I believe that intellectual property that isn’t implemented, like the ceramic engine, should be sizeable if it is shelved. I am under the impression Exxon or some other ass company like that bought the ceramic engine patent and shelved it. This should be punished with prison time.

the irony is that it's only going to be less apathetic public involvement in politics, and greener types who will research and argue for this and raise public awareness... maybe even matt gonzalez... do you think big business and the republicans will jail their own? or at least force the development and use of new technologies... altho GM and Ford etc are looking at the magnesium engine -- and they increasingly realise they need to operate and exist into the future too...

John Haverty Says:
the kero will run out, sooner or later…
Never. Peak oil and doom wont get people to stop burning. Tar sands first, then using fusion to get massive amounts of energy to create kerosone out of “stuff”

hmm, hope that's being wry, that's probably what they were saying on easter island shortly before they starved and turned to cannibalism...

http://www.primitivism.com/easter-island.htm

I just got back from West Marin and happened to see the front page of the Marin paper while I was over there.

The headline was “A puzzling legacy” Why do more than half the kids from the South Marin public schools drop out before graduation and have the lowest test schools in the county?

I thought to myself “It’s not puzzling, stupid kids with stupid parents will always have high drop out rates and low test scores”…

Maybe we need to spend more money since we are “only” spending $22,232 per student and the “average” teacher “only” makes $70,981 per year (about the same amount per hour as someone making one HaHa in the private sector)…

See the link below I’m not making these numbers up:
http://www.marinij.com/ci_3925333

P.S. The schools in South Marin are so bad that a friend and his wife sold their nice big view home in Sausalito (with low property taxes) for $1mm a couple years ago and bought a crappy little home in Belvedere (for $1.2mm) since the bigger mortgage and higher taxes was still cheaper than staying in Sausalito paying for private school for their three kids…

Mentioning the republicans without chastizing the democrats is showing a bias that doesnt belong in scientific arguments.

oh, i don't know about that... let's scientifically analyse the KNOWN corruption by common report... e.g. relative numbers exposed by the jack abramoff affair, and links to big business... altho the US case is unusual in that both parties are business-oriented...

This has to do with corruption and money.

that has a lot to do with left and right... altho the 2 parties are right and further right - and bill clinton made a great republican president...

Also, I recall humanity existing before fossil fuels.

yes, with low populations, and lower standards of living, and only burning wood and coal and animal dung. there might still be some cannibalism and die-back...

The availability of wood was a boolean on Easter Island. One day it was all gone. ON|OFF. Oil’s peak production will trail off but wont just suddenly run out.

it will run out once it's all been burnt. not sure about boolean on easter island -- i think they had a steadily diminishing resources also. forward planning would have meant they had a SUSTAINABLE REPLANTING PROGRAM, not that they had to use the whole resource for silly ends anyhow, just as we do with NASCAR and monster trucks...

Alarmism is not going to get people motivated for change.

i think it might. they should show 'Mad Max' and 'Water World' reruns on television day and night, all channels...

This was a war by ideologues (a trait you seem to show at times) about ideological gunk.

yeah, right. i'm as stupid as a washington neocon now. thanks.

and believing that 'market demand' dictates all is not an ideological mantra? come on.

not sure whether people confuse 'ideological' with 'idealistic' on here. that would explain something else someone said...

and believing that ‘market demand’ dictates all is not an ideological mantra? come on.

It doesnt? Pray tell!

there, you see, you should have done social sciences as well as newtonian calculus. markets are an abstraction, and that argument is a 'discourse' or 'grand metanarrative' - leave you to research the rest...

focus, man, focus...

Mad Max is an Australian apocalyptic science fiction film starring Mel Gibson. The film is set in a dystopian near-future Australia. The beginning of the film only hints that the story takes place "a few years from now" but it is obviously set in a society that is suffering from a prolonged fuel shortage which has resulted in a breakdown of civil order. (The sequel, Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior, opens with a far more elaborate presentation of a back story describing a global disaster involving conflict over oil.)

i don't remember the scantily clad women at all :(

The feng shui works differently in Oz? How so?

One example: southern exposure has similar effect as northern exposure in Oz. Some directions are flipped.

I am going to visit this property today

Sterling Square
By Taylor Woodrow Homes
10555 South De Anza Blvd. Ste. 115b
Cupertino Ca. 95014

Too expensive for a 1 HaHa salary.

surfer-x

don't know if you have been the San Jose lately, but a blanket brand name doesn't mean anything, because the local know the difference. The crime rate is different, the street feel, geography, median income of the neighborhood, school performance all vary significantly. It is ok that you don't know where Almaden or Santa Teresa is, because those who do get the good deals.

Generally speaking, in the South Bay, you would always want to be on the south side of 85, I call that the *right* side of the valley, the only desirable neighborhood that violates this rule is Los Altos, and I can tell you if you know the neighborhoods well, Los Altos to the north of 85 lives and feels very much like Mountain View, and therefore less desirable than foothill side of Cupertino, which is in fact reflected in housing price. And that's why Los Altos Hills is way better than Los Altos. The same thing applies to Saratoga, part of Saratoga north of 85 feels exactly like central San Jose, one can hardly tell the difference, that's why there is a very significant pricing difference between the *right* part of Saratoga and the part that just bears the brand name. If you are living in a place 24x7, you don't care about the brand name, you care about what the reality is. I would rather live in foothill Almaden than north Los Altos any time.

Almaden refers to this area bordering Los Gatos to the left, south of 85, bordered by Santa Teresa Blvd to the right. It feels like Los Gatos, and has the third best high school in South Bay after Gunn High and Monta Vista.

If you go down Almaden Expressway to McKean Road near Calero Reservoir in South San Jose, there are still lots of rural rolling hills dotted with vineyards, where minimum size of lot is 1 acre plus, and you can find increasing number of multi-acre custom estates. The area to the north of McKean are almost entirely gated communities with homes sitting on average 5-acre plus lots.

There is no pretence in going after a nice part of San Jose. Foothill Almaden homes are more expensive than comparables in the part of Saratoga north of 85, or the part of Los Gatos in the Campbell school district. If one is vane, one should most definitely buy the cheapest home in Saratoga just because the "address" is right, although all the locals know exactly what he is thinking.

Bay Area has been studied to death by lots of smart home buyers, if you look at the pricing difference of different pockets, it pretty much reflects the fundamentals rather than just superficial variance in brand name.

Michael,

the keyword is "western foothill". As long as you are anywhere along western foothill down the valley, you do fine.

Holiday, check this fool out

tinyurl.com/qwkoo

My favorite lines, My only problem is, I have no idea what people can afford. I know what my mortgage is and I already tried posting this house with a rent of $500 less than my mortgage. But still after 3 weeks, lots of emails and no one requesting to see the home and the ever classic flipper line New home built December 2005 for rent and/or lease purchase. Home can not be sold until January 2007! and the coupdegrace, It was actually my dream home so I upgraded it to the max, then I happened to find the home I really wanted. SO here I sit, with two homes..

Suck it long suck it hard you fucking greedy fuck.

and my email to the flipper,

You really should consider going into comedy rather than house flipping. I was just in Phoenix and after reading the papers all i have to say my friend is get ready to eat a big shit sandwich.

All I have to say is become fluent in the term "short sale"

Almaden refers to this area bordering Los Gatos to the left, south of 85, bordered by Santa Teresa Blvd to the right. It feels like Los Gatos, and has the third best high school in South Bay after Gunn High and Monta Vista.

San Hosebag is San hosebag is San Hosebag, there is no "almaden" it's San fucking hosebag. Try as you might to dress up that pig, but you'll only end up with a pig in a dress. ahhhh the pretense. How much you wanna bet fucks in Almaden never tell anyone they actually live in San Fucking hosebag. San Hosebag could only benefit from an above ground nuclear burst, that might help.

Check out this line:

please email me what you can afford

The problem is that I like to play half of what I can afford.

Peter P, i just got back from Phoenix and it's a fucking bloodbath there already, and there is a shitload of housing in the pipe. The local newspaper had this on the front page "unrealistic sellers clog market"

Let the street turn red with flipper blood.

OO, "Almaden" is similiar to "Austin" unless Ben loans you his helicopter, you step out of "almaden" and you are in a shithole, just like "austin" you step out side and you are in Texas.

Overheard last night at "Trendies" the latest hotspot in San Hosebag,

So Jared I hear you and Katlin sold your house in San Hosebag (Santa Teresa).

"Yeah, we really liked it, the area had great schools but we made a killing"

Did you buy another house yet?

"We found a great place in Almaden, great schools, plus 25% is already in the bag"

wow that's great, where is Almaden exactly.

uncomforable silence, cough cough fist over mouth....in a low voice.....san hosebag.