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LILLL put butter on his paws, he'll lick the butter off and any old scent. Good job on getting a PP cat (previsouly petted), and what is the gentlemans name?

Scott Says:

What, having trouble reading the intonation of Arial, 9pt?

Oh yes, that evil, evil Arial font.

10 fat people = 1 ton (2000#)? Heck, that's not even all that fat. The OR table we use for patients has a 350# limit. We not too rarely get patients that have to sign a waiver of liability to get operated on, in case they break the table due to their weight (over 350#). And I hear from colleagues it's even worse in the Midwest.

Apologies if I offend fat people or Midwesterners, or both...

Ramen can be had for $0.25 a pack at Costco - meal of choice for the FB.

Please, you will get sick eating that shit. I mean really sick. If you want those FB suckers to weed themselves out of the human gene pool, please prescribe gentler medicine. Compassion, man.

If you want those FB suckers to weed themselves out of the human gene pool, please prescribe gentler medicine. Compassion, man.

Fuck that, if ramen is FB green kryptonite, I say force feed them a case/day.

I repeat, fuck them.

And using the universal sign language,

The middle finger, followed by pointing that the FB, followed by two fingers up and finally a shaking fist.

Translation: Fuck you twice real hard.

-that
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I wrote that:

> Wells does not care if the option ARM Borrowers
> ever repay the loans they just care if they can make
> money originating them and quickly selling the
> loans to bond buyers (who will buy almost anything).

Then H.Z. Says:

> As I understand it securitizers typically take the first
> loss on MBS (and for conforming loans, agencies
> will insure against any loss), so WFC better care
> about loan loss ratio. However they can always
> structure it to make it profitable if they charge enough
> credit spread.

Banks and other loan Originators only take the first loss piece of a CMBS pool when they do safe loans. Fannie Mae DUS underwriters have a reputation for being tough since they loose money if the loan goes bad and Wells has a reputation for only doing safe loans.

I have no idea if the details of the new Wells program, but since I do know many people that work at Wells I would be wiling to bet that Wells will have almost no risk doing the risky loans. I don’t know of any CMBS lender that holds the first loss piece on risky loans.

surfer-x Says:

And using the universal sign language,

Translation: Fuck you twice real hard.

Mr. X, how many fucks is that?

I would have been shocked if I’d found out you’re a stringbean!

I was quite slim during my freshman year. I rode a bike and ate horrible dorm food.

Then I got a car which gave me access to restaurants...

Then a ten year boom...

Thirty percent is totally an arbitrary number Peter and you know it. As I have said before, if you make more, you can spend a larger portion of your total income on housing and still have a good standard of living.

To be honest, I am not really sure what else you would spend it on. Art? Travel? Entertainment?

There are only so many toys one can have.

As I have said before, if you make more, you can spend a larger portion of your total income on housing and still have a good standard of living.

I think those who make more should spend proportionally less on housing. How much is Bill Gate's house?

To be honest, I am not really sure what else you would spend it on. Art? Travel? Entertainment?

Sushi. Kobe beef. Travel can be expensive. ;)

There are only so many toys one can have.

Given enough money, you will be surprised how much one can spend. I read somewhere that it gets difficult to spend more than 200M though.

The latest being the tried and true 30% of gross going to shelter expenses.

I thought that number was 28%. But I guess stretching to 30% will not hurt too much.

Jimbo has been saying a whle lot of things that have no basis. The latest being the tried and true 30% of gross going to shelter expenses. Saying something doesn’t obviate CENTURIES of sound economic practice.

Oh, pshaw. I will be nice and not make too much fun of you for this Robert. Do you honestly believe that people have been following this little bit of "wisdom" for CENTURIES? Do you think the settlers, with their sod homes and subsistance farming, followed it? Do you think people worldwide follow it?

Seriously, it has got to be a mid to late 20th century invention. People have always paid whatever they had to, to survive, with food and clothing coming first and then shelter right behind.

Now that I think about it, I am kind of curious where it came from and how it came to become recieved wisdom.

Does anyone know for sure?

Sure Peter, if you make billions, you probably can't spend 30% of it on housing. And the poor probably spend the most, since even crappy housing costs half of your income if you are poor.

But you see my point, right? If you make 200k a year, you can spend half on housing and still have 100k to live off of, but if you make 100k a year, your standard of living is going to be lower than the guy making 2X your income, no matter how much you spend on housing.

All else being equal of course.

Isn't Wells Fargo a little late to the party? As someone who banks at Wells Fargo, I am not happy about this decision either. But as a practical matter, what difference will it make? How much subprime lending is there going to be in the next few years?

And there are limits even to subprime lending. I mean, an illegal alien might be able to get a $300,000 mortgage to buy a house in Compton, but they're not going to be able to get $1.3mm to buy a place in Malibu. Even in the subprime market, affordability is still an issue.

Next, the RE market has peaked (and is crashing in the rest of the country) despite the wide availability of subprime loans. Wells Fargo didn't offer them, but everyone else did -- Washington Mutual, New Century, Quicken, your local sleazy mortgage broker, etc., etc. I cannot see how Wells Fargo's decision to enter the market will change things in the least. There are already hundreds of subprime lenders, the fact that Wells Fargo has become lender #383 to enter the market should not make any real difference.

Also, I would wager that most of the fools willing to take out these loans already have them. There can't be a huge, untapped pool of borrowers out there, except maybe for financially naive people just graduating from college and a few would-be flippers who are late to the party. But most of your seriously irresponsible or greedy people are already in the game. They have been subjected to a barrage of marketing for the past four years; I doubt that there are many left for Wells Fargo to choose from.

Finally, fraud is driving a lot of the subprime market. If I were Wells Fargo, I might be willing to make I/O loans and payment-option ARM's, especially if I was going to sell them to someone else after I originated them. But I don't know that I'd be willing to accept a mortgage applicaiton from a Del Taco assistant manager which states an annual income of $150,000 per year. While banks have made plenty of stupid financial decisions in the past, major institutions like Wells Fargo really aren't crazy, and they really do have lending standards. And even if Wells Fargo was willing to roll the dice, they'd still have to face audits by the FDIC and Comptroller of the Currency. Wilful blindness to mortgage fraud might be acceptable for Joe's Mortage Shop, but I can't see Wells Fargo doing this.

Actually the linked article contains some hints about what Wells Fargo's true intentions may be:

"We see a huge opportunity for Wells Fargo to play in that segment in a a very fair and responsible way," Cara Heiden, a co-head of Wells Fargo Home Mortgage, told American Banker.

In other words, Wells is telegraphing the fact that they aren't going to participate in mortgage fraud.

"Last week the San Francisco bank (NYSE: WFC) introduced a "Steps to Success" package of education, tools and banking services to help borrowers with less-than-perfect credit to improve their finances

The move is likely to address criticism the bank has received from community activists about allegations of predatory lending. Wells CEO Dick Kovacevich has said on many occasions that the bank does not engage in predatory lending.

In other words, community activitists have accused Wells-Fargo of ALREADY making suicide loans (I/O, ARM) to minorities. The "education program" Wells Fargo is instituting is designed to insulate them from such charges in the future.

"The big question is how do you ensure you're originating the product for that consumer who can, in fact, manage the credit?" she said.

This is another pretty clear statement by Wells; they aren't going to give option ARM's to just anyone, they are a legitimate bank.

In addition to reaching out to immigrant and minority communities

More response to activist pressure.

the bank is also generating a "significant amount" of Home Mortgage Asset Management Accounts, which is a first mortgage that can be drawn and repaid like a line of credit. Heiden said the bank isn't marketing the account as a way to reduce interest costs by having a borrower's cash flow temporarily reduce the mortgage balance.

This is a relatively benign product. Although I personally would not be interested in it, it's not as bad as an option-ARM or IO loan.

driller Says:
you know what…I’m gonna go out and get some nasty ass loan and live it up in a mansion for 5 years and walk away when the whole thing blows up.

sounds like a guy who started a ponzi scheme of sorts between Oz, NZ and HK -- he convinced a pile of wealthy friends that he could make 20% a year for them investing in racing racehorses and other unspecified gambling ventures -- so they gave him their money in trust, and he bid for racehorses at auction, often paying way over sensible prices. but that was just a sign of his success, and showed he knew what he was doing. the other thing was, he told his investors that he could give them their 20% return each year, or just leave it with him and he would roll it over for them to the next year to reinvest, and so on, presumably amassing a compounding fortune for them. 3/4 of them decided to roll it over. so, naturally, he just lived the high life off the millions they gave him, and he paid the 20% return only to the 1/4 who had asked for it, also drawn down from the starting capital. when the whole thing fell apart, they looked at the few assets they had (racehorses), and probably managed to get 50% of what the guy had paid for them. the guy himself 'fell' from a 5th floor apartment in HK...

tastes good on my Captain Cook grill.

captain cook, hee hee. i'm sure lieutenant james cook of the british royal navy would be pleased to know what happened to his name ;) spinning in his shallow grave in hawaii...

Joe Schmoe,

Your take on WFC just about sums it it up. My first question was, why? How can this make sense at this stage of the game? The only thing that I question (and this from a pure marketing perspective) is that many top tier banks ALSO own "chop shops". It's early so I can't think of any off hand but it's not uncommon. So Joe and Jill come in, can't be financed by Wells and are then handed off to the chop shop. This way by advertising this "new" service at least Wells gets first crack to see if the qualify for conventional financing and if not sends them down the street to their "affiliate" and makes something on the referral or whatever. At banks it's often about "profit leaks" and I think they believe through this method they can drive a number of the lesser players out as well.

Jon Says:

> I went to Babson College for my undergrad and
> there were about 25% international students.
> There were very, very wealthy kids there from
> Europe, Asia, India, etc. It wasn’t uncommon for
> my little 1996 Neon to be parked between a M3
> and a Porche. M3s were so common on the campus,
> knowing little about luxury cars, I thought they
> were some sort of new economy class car line,
> like a toyota.

The first M3 had a 4cyl and the current one has a small 6cyl so compared to the V12 in Dad's 750iL and the V8 in Mom's 540i Sportwagon some families probably refer to the M3 as an "economy car" for the kids...

P.S. Porsche has an "s" in it. When pronouncing Porsche make sure to pronounce both syllables (this may come as a shock to many people) but it is not pronounced Porch (as in Grandma is sitting on the front Porch)...

most people say 'porsh' altho it's 'porsh-a' (not using IPA)

adidas is just 'addy das', named after founder adolf (adi) dassler...

it's interesting to hear how people pronounce 'hafele' outside of germany...

HARM,

Sure, ONE e-mail to CAR (regardless of content) can be easily dismissed. Now if a bunch of people were to e-mail and ask why CAR no longer publishes affordability numbers then they have to deal with you.

On "riding in the fiberglass red stagecoach"

I worked across the street from the Wells Fargo Financial Center in PDX for several years. Can't say I ran into a lot of smart people over there. They treat their employees like trash (as do all banks). It is staffed by zombies, the cafeteria was repulsive and the carpet in the skywalk was from the 70's. Decision making is done in a vacuum with no input whatsoever from the troops. Mortgage brokers talk. Right now they're talking about "surviving". The bank has looked at what they consider to be a "fragmented market" and they wish to consolidate it (as they do with everything). Banks are convinced that when their credibility is applied every consumer will drop what they're doing and do business with them. What's next? Get your payday loan at U.S Bank? Hock your jewelry to Washington Mutual?

If you want to send emails to people, I'd suggest sending them to magazines, Newspapers, and other forms of media. I've been doing so for over a year now and so far, 3 of my emails have been published. One in the East Bay Express as a reply to an article called " The Adjustable Rate Mortgage", One in the Alameda Times, and One in the San Jose Mercury News.
I recently sent an email to KPFA- Free speech radio. They seem to be on a power trip lately and talk mostly about Iraq, George W, and Israel . I figured that doing some stories about the out of control housing market would be a good idea being that a wide swath of their listening audience- liberal arts majors that are all priced out- would love to hear a radio broadcast about it, and start the ball rolling. As much as people protest about everything here, I'm rather surprised they aren't protesting about housing. So I sent the email. Unfortunatly, I never heard back from them. Oh well.
The point I'm making is that NAR, CAR, etc etc don't care if there's a bubble. They just want to make more money. The people buying are the ones that affect the market. If enough propaganda is produced to counter that generated from the NAR, then the tables will turn more quickly. I've been surprised at how quickly journalists went from one side to the other, from saying how wonderful housing was to how much it is now bombing. On the other hand, the editor at one of the newspapers that published my comments mentioned that he, like MOST journalists are also priced out of the market. Anything they can publish to unravel the boom will benefit their position, which is good for us.

Banks are convinced that when their credibility is applied every consumer will drop what they’re doing and do business with them. What’s next? Get your payday loan at U.S Bank? Hock your jewelry to Washington Mutual?

hmm, even richard branson's virgin brand tries that - apart from virgin atlantic and virgin cola, you can now get virgin money...

DS,

That's "Sir" Richard Branson to you!

i went to a local community talk with the city lord mayor tonight, talking about a huge new development taking place in the city on a huge disused brewery site - the state govt just gazumped the city council on planning powers at the 11th hour to raise more money through 'developers levies for affordable housing' for another area - by increasing FSRs and total building heights beyond acceptable limits. what a dilemma - do i support the raising of affordable housing levies by agreeing to shaft the local community with what is, i suppose, overdevelopment? it's a tough call, and pretty dirty politics...

we're talking 15 storey residential buildings, at 45m - there was talk of going up to 100m, about 30 storeys...

i had the chance to grab the mic at discussion time and pull out a few stats about housing price inflation over the last 20 years, along with raising the moral dilemma and dissing the very approach of 'developers levies' as a poor way of creating affordable housing, but i chickened out - hardly a born politician :(

yeah, anyone who brings money into britain in sizeable chunks gets made a 'sir' these days... :?

i suppose that's what the early kniggits were trying to do at agincourt, after all...

bill gates bought himself a sir, too, but as a non-citizen, he can only use the letters KBE after his name...

WW2,

One of Ben Jones' bloggers found an article praising his take on the housing market on salon.com. It was pretty even handed and I'd have to say that for a Texan Ben is pretty modest. Over there they slam FB's much much more! Ben is already looking ahead toward moving the blog's focus to "the recovery" or other purpose. He's done well enough that he can live off the revenue from his advertisers (which is pretty nice) so keep plugging away! Maybe we can talk HARM into getting us Leslie Appleton-Young's e-mail address so we can get her considerable talents to explain why less than 10% of Californians can afford a home w/trad. financing?

DS,

Knight of the British Empire?

yes, kniggit of the british empire - for setting up an M$ shop at cambridge university...

DS,

Why would Bill Gates want to be called that? I'd heard that one time at an Economic Summit in Brussels (or something like that) he was "attacked" by a protester with a whipped cream pie and fell to the ground in a "fetal position". Why in the old days a real knight would get his arm hcaked off at the elbow and he would just keep attacking you with his stub!

Score another point for the anti-housing crowd. Apparently, the " boycott housing" site made it onto TV last night. I peek at it from time to time. The amount of comments on it went from maybe 1-2 posts a day to several hundred last night. More people are becoming aware all the time.

UK knighthoods for foreigners – what it takes to get one, and how to dress up afterwards

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/03/02/bill_gates_knighted/

Gates is honoured not just for illuminating the UK by installing Windows where previously there was darkness and confusion, but also for the work of his Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.

Note that as Bill will not be dubbed, those of you entertaining the slim hope that the sword might slip will be severely disappointed.

Gates' transformation of business practices is well-documented, and has been commented on at length by legal authorities the world over.

I tell you, if the Queen ever had to write CSS2 that works properly in both FireFox and Internet Exploder, she never would never have done it.

Shame about not being able to use "Sir", though. That's what you get for not being part of the Commonwealth.

I heard that he's working on a time machine, so that he can go back and stop the Revolution...

DS,

I had heard that the Queen also Knighted Bob Geldof for his work and Bono looks like a "shoe in"! I'm just not to sure about all this knighting of rock stars (and CEO's that think they're rock stars). I'm no Arthurian Scholar but are these recent recipients the caliber of the men that formed the Magna Carta? That sought the Grail?

well, the real knights were a bit dodgy, really, don't believe the stories...

they have started handing them out like candy these days tho, including a welter of international gongs, to ronnie raygun, george bush (Sr, i hasten to add), bob hope, and others for even more opaque reasons - whereas FDR got nothing but a cursory 'thanks' for entering the war and saving england from the hun (altho he did die inconveniently)...

note what FDR said about the UN: "The Crimean Conference," he said firmly, "ought to spell the end of a system of unilateral action, the exclusive alliances, the spheres of influence, the balances of power, and all the other expedients that have been tried for centuries — and have always failed. We propose to substitute for all these, a universal organization in which all peace-loving nations will finally have a chance to join."

where is that sort of leadership and clearheadedness today?

Mr. Vincent,

LOL! That's a good one!

My point (and I think the larger concern) is that lenders have borrowers entirely too focused on their fico's and what their "cost of money" will be. So far that sounds reasonable. The problems arise when lenders talk borrowers OUT of 15 year mortgages like they're trying to do away with them altogether! I've had clients tell me that the loan officer at the bank told them, "Well sure, you do have a lot of equity from the sale of your last home and could afford to pay quite a bit down but wouldn't it make more sense to go with a longer term and a lower payment?" You know, just in case one of you gets sick? I call it "playing the health card". John and Jill take one look at each other and think of relatives or co-workers that have struggled with their mortgage payment b/c of this and then turn in unison to the loan officer and say in sync "We'll take the 30!"

hmm, an ARM isn't the same as a neg-am loan, tho, is it? the vast majority of people in Oz are on ARMs as standard practice...

further, a 20% deposit has always been there to protect the lender's interests, not the borrower's -- if the bank had to foreclose, they made sure they had a 20% insurance policy on any downturn in the market or if they had to do a quick sale -- the mortgagors' money therefore was at risk, not the bank's...

some people can't rent and save, that's the problem -- they're in the 'rent trap', so they can never save a deposit.

the only issue i have is inflated house prices putting people underwater, somewhat unintended consequences of liberalised credit products and low interest rates... that's why it's necessary for govt fiat to somewhow step in and control land pricing, or otherwise arrange for other affordable solutions for ownership... altho there are still large belts of affordability in the US and canada, not the case in other countries...

well, C classes made in india, what do you expect?