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Honest Abe says

What would you say if I told you I had advanced college degrees (plural)? That I had lifetime teaching credentials in multiple states? That I employ hundreds of people? That I run five successful businesses? That I have an excellent reputation in the community? That I rescue dogs - 7 in the last 2 years.

I'd say that's a little surprising, but congratulations. What did you teach & what kind of dogs did you rescue? Do you foster or did you keep all 7?

I have an awesome realtor! She does the financing too! She was a loan officer for 20 years then lost everything in the bust.. She knows hard times and is honest! She hates realtors too!

guruoracle says

I have an awesome realtor! .. She hates realtors too!

Well put.

Honest Abe says

What would you say if I told you I had advanced college degrees (plural)?

had?

Yea, wrong choice of words. English was not one of my strong subjects. I still don't know, or care, what a "gerend" is, or what a participle is, and I'm a terrible speller.

BAD SPELLERS OF THE WORLD UNTIE !

Abe, stop your whining and better yourself. Learn English.

Learning is fun. In this example, "Learning" is a gerund. No one knows what a "gerend" is.

That will improve your worth to society, especially if you have lifetime teaching certificates in multiple states.

YESNOT, thank you. I taught math and science at an all girls High School in Bloomfield Hills Michigan when I was 23 years old- my first teaching job. Then I taught math at the Jr. High School level for nine years in L.A.

My wife and I rescue weiner dogs - doxies, although we like all breeds. All had either physical damage, emotional damage or both. But not any more. We got one of them out just hours before he was to be put down, a close call.

We've kept four, fostered and placed the rest. Actually, of the four we kept, we were going to foster and place the last two that we eneded up keeping. So I guess you could call us "foster failures". When it was time to give them up - we couldn't do it, and ended up keeping them.

What about you, do you have dogs?

This is what humans do in emotional situations: Instead of taking time & energy to enlighten ourselves of the true value of real property, we rely on a salesperson. Then when things do not go our way, we find a scapegoat. Just ask Reginald Denny.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_on_Reginald_Denny

CAN'T WE ALL JUST HIT A BONG ?

Honest Abe says

What about you, do you have dogs?

Thanks for sharing. We've fostered a few dogs and kept a couple. At the moment we have two herding mutts, who are great jogging partners. I'm happy if we can improve the dogs behavior, teach them a bunch of tricks, and find them a new owner. I don't have the time to do them justice these days, so we haven't had a foster in a while.

In case you didn't notice, my comment about whining and bettering yourself was tongue in cheek. It was a play off of your earlier post. I personally would value a better understanding of grammar much more highly than a realtor's license, though, and that is coming from an engineer.

guruoracle says

I have an awesome realtor! She does the financing too! She was a loan officer for 20 years then lost everything in the bust.. She knows hard times and is honest! She hates realtors too!

Reminds me of this story. http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/former-wells-fargo-loan-officer-testifies-in-baltimore-mortgage-lawsuit/2012/06/12/gJQA6EGtXV_story.html

In sworn court testimony, she described watching loan officers comb through heavily African American areas such as Baltimore and Prince George’s County, forging relationships with churches and community groups to sell their members shoddy mortgages. She says she processed loans for homeowners with sterling credit ratings with higher interest rates than they needed to pay.

She sounds like a peach. Her value to society rating is off the charts.

PockyClipsNow says

I started reading on this board in 2003 and its the same type of whining- almost no one will step up and do it themselves. It really is easy and cheap to get a license. At some point I quickly tired of complaining and 'did it myself'.

Also sometimes I will pick up trash in the street when I tire of complaining about what a shit heap los angeles is. (this is rare! lol)

My parents had RE licenses in Ohio, back in the day. They let them go when the economy there turned down and never came back, during the 1980-1982 recession.

everything says

Can't be to hard to get the license, from some offers I've seen written up, I questioned whether the realtar even graduated from high school.

And they keep pouring in as it is the only licensed profession that doesn’t require half a brain. There were 1,900 exams given in FLA in nov,dec 2011 for RE sales agent. The fail rate for 1st timers was 48% on what is said to be the easiest of all license tests in the state. Even worse, the fail rate for the 2,085 Re-Takers ---- 66% ----! Pathetic . 2 strikes on the test should be the whammy – no more tries, ever – go F something else up.
http://www.myfloridalicense.com/dbpr/re/documents/FREAB%20Meeting%20Documents/02-12%20Meeting/ExamPerformanceRpts.pdf

YesNot, when we got our first rescue doxie, she was (and still is) nine pounds, and totally dog aggressive. I learned a lot by taking her to a dog training class at PetSmart, reading and watching dog training tips YouTube.

She went from being the worst behaved dog at the dog park to one of the best dogs at the dog park. Now I got all four of them pretty well trained and I can walk all four of them with one hand - without them pulling on the leash. One women said I was the dog whisperer, haha.

On Friday, one of the dogs we fostered out is coming for a visit and staying with us Friday, Saturday and Sunday, along with his two "siblings" - all of them doxies. So we'll have a house full of them, seven in all. Should be pretty exciting - especially at meal time.

BTW, I heard that the average income of a realtor is something like $30,000 per year. So I still don't really understand the inordinate amount of time and energy used to disparage realtors - but thats just me.

We've got some impressively trained dogs as well. One was much easier than the other. They seem to teach you what tricks they want to do as much as the other way around.

As for the Realtor salaries, NAR claims $50K. For agents in general, $30K may be right. That really isn't the problem. If my car mechanic makes $80K, I don't really care. My mechanics are good guys & do good work. I just want a good value for my money, and they provide it.

A buyers agent seems to be there to play good cop and help the sellers agent get you to buy. Our buyers agent just got in the way. To make matters worse, many are basically working off of a selling script that is aimed at the lowest common denominator. We bought below what we were qualified for, so maybe they assumed we were morons.

We tried calling selling agents directly, and the realtors switchboards would just pass us off to another agent in the firm. I think that the firm owners know that the good cop / bad cop routine will work better for them, and the secretaries are trained accordingly.

There are many intelligent Realtors and RE investors posting thoughtful stuff on this board, and I appreciate them. I'm sure that knowing a good Realtor would be useful, but the vast majority seem to be awful moronic wretches to me. The ones repeating NAR garbage should be called out on their bullshit.

Honest Abe says

That I rescue dogs - 7 in the last 2 years.

Well then Abe, here's a government program - in SF no less - that you're sure to appreciate:

WOOF

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2012/06/13/MNAR1P0P93.DTL

Realtors are commissioned sales people.
To hell with ALL commissioned sales people.

I like to be all inclusive.

HEY YOU says

Realtors are commissioned sales people.

To hell with ALL commissioned sales people.

I like to be all inclusive.

My father was a commissioned salesperson for forty years, as a part time real estate salesperson, and then full time a staff sales guy and later on a manager in the insurance business. It's a TOUGH life.

Honest Abe says

I see you can't control your liberal tendency of insults and name calling. Is that all you got?

It's always been my experience that the best way to control liberals when they start spouting is to simply pick them up and throw them against a wall until they shut up or choke on their own blood. They're never gonna listen anyway so you might as well have a little fun with them in the meantime.

rootvg says

It's always been my experience that the best way to control liberals when they start spouting is to simply pick them up and throw them against a wall until they shut up or choke on their own blood. They're never gonna listen anyway so you might as well have a little fun with them in the meantime.

Is that before or after you put on your incredible hulk suit and throw Styrofoam blocks around.

YesYNot says

rootvg says

It's always been my experience that the best way to control liberals when they start spouting is to simply pick them up and throw them against a wall until they shut up or choke on their own blood. They're never gonna listen anyway so you might as well have a little fun with them in the meantime.

Is that before or after you put on your incredible hulk suit and throw Styrofoam blocks around.

No suit necessary. I'm comfortable without it.

rootvg says

It's always been my experience that the best way to control liberals when they start spouting is to simply pick them up and throw them against a wall until they shut up or choke on their own blood. They're never gonna listen anyway so you might as well have a little fun with them in the meantime.

Duly noted, battery.

Call it Crazy says

rootvg says

It's always been my experience that the best way to control liberals when they start spouting is to simply pick them up and throw them against a wall until they shut up or choke on their own blood.

Just wondering..... when they hit the wall, do they stick to it???

To tell you the truth, most of the time they back down. They don't have the strength or temperament for a one-on-one. When they find out how strong you are and what you're prepared to do, they spout off and run like kids but show up somewhere else and put on the act again. The San Francisco homosexual crowd are absolutely notorious for this.

Emotionally speaking, they ARE children. That's what the last three years of leadership in Washington have been about. That's why we haven't had a Federal budget for awhile.

everything says

Can't be to hard to get the license, from some offers I've seen written up, I questioned whether the realtar even graduated from high school.

I can't speak to California but I know it's been getting progressively more difficult to get a RE sales license in Ohio. Even in the seventies they were telling people the day was coming when studying for a RE license would be essentially like getting an Associates degree. It used to be the broker's license was separate (and more difficult to get) from the sales license, don't know if it's still that way. The economy there is very different today from thirty years ago. All the industrial jobs are gone.

Yes, they are still separate:

http://www.com.ohio.gov/real/remain.aspx

http://www.com.ohio.gov/real/docs/real_RequirementsSalespersonLicense.pdf

http://www.com.ohio.gov/real/docs/real_RequirementsBrokersLicense.pdf

It's basically an Associates degree, just as we were told was coming. I suspect that's why my parents got out of it.

Abe, please come and rescue a wiener dog from my neighbor. The idiot rides his bike around the community while pulling Frank on a leash. The poor thing is working those short legs like crazy. If Frank falls, he'll surely have a nasty road rash, but he'll probably die of heart attack first.

ordertaker says

Abe, please come and rescue a wiener dog from my neighbor. The idiot rides his bike around the community while pulling Frank on a leash. The poor thing is working those short legs like crazy. If Frank falls, he'll surely have a nasty road rash, but he'll probably die of heart attack first.

I always heard those dogs had back problems.

Ordertaker, I'd love to come and rescue that dog from your neighbor. The bad news is that Frank gets pulled around on the leash, the good news is he's probably slim and fit.

rootvg = yea, doxies can be prone to back problems. Thats why its so important to make sure they stay fit and slim. And they should not be allowed to jump off of furniture, beds and the like.

Abe, the "almost" dog expert.

Because they are a special interest group that lobbies against American dream. A group of single digit IQ trained liars who only know how to screw others for profit.

They are the unproductive deadwood that could be dropped from the equation and everything will be better.

In Incline Village the Real estate agents that do well here are for most part (to be fair not all) uneducated self centered savages. Here Real Estate is not a profession in any way, never has been never will it be. In 22 years of living here I have only met two that I would let walk my dog. The only real solution would to eliminate the strangelhold of the Listing services. When that happens the so called free market shall prevail.

Wiseman says

In Incline Village the Real estate agents that do well here are for most part (to be fair not all) uneducated self centered savages.

Just like the little old grannys in Los Gatos who were selling tupperware door to door during pre-bubble years to making over $200K in commissions selling RE today.

thomas.wong1986 says

Wiseman says

In Incline Village the Real estate agents that do well here are for most part (to be fair not all) uneducated self centered savages.

Just like the little old grannys in Los Gatos who were selling tupperware door to door during pre-bubble years to making over $200K in commissions selling RE today.

In all Candor It's not the money, its the lies the theft and taking advantage of peoples trust.

Yea, the violation of trust is what government & attorneys specialize in, in addition to realtors.

Theft by deception, intentional misrepresentation, silent fraud, unclean hands, res judicata under false pretense's, collusion, price fixing and more...all of which realtors, lawyers and government "officials" participate in on a daily basis.

What?

Honest Abe says

Seriously. Is it because your home lost value?

No. Quite the contrary. I sold my house at the peak and rented, but I still hate realtors. Realtors are lazy people who don't want to have a real job which requires a real education. They want to make an easy buck, and, the process, they don't care how many lies they tell, or how many people get hurt in the process. Not only that, but their jobs are completely useless, they don't deserve even 1% for what they do, and, basically, they are just leeches.

Maybe because I watch Real Housewives of Orange County and all the bimbos seem to be realtors??

Honest Abe@ #60: "...do you have dogs?"

Yes, My wife has one she married.

Heyyou - haha - thats a good one.

HRH - I think you got realtors mixed up with politicians and lawyers. Realtors are not saints, but compared to politicians and lawyers, they are.

Seriously, how many lawyer and politician jokes have you heard, and how many realtor jokes have you heard? Thats a clue about who is at the bottom of the barrel, isn't it?

Honest Abe says

Seriously, how many lawyer and politician jokes have you heard, and how many realtor jokes have you heard?

That's because realtor's evil s EVIL under the RADAR. Their TRUE EVIL hides behind the GARGANTUAN moral hazard which is your house. Once you buy it, and plant your garden in the back yard, the realtor who sold you your house is suddenly a saint. The fact that you have just impoverished yourself, and, established a precedent for over-paying, and played a small role in keeping the whole nation on track to a Japan-style decay, is of no concern to you.

So much whining, drama and emotion from embittered people who missed the boat? Don't know about you but my home buying and selling experiences have been nothing but pleasant and satisfying.

The Real House Sheriff says

So much whining, drama and emotion from embittered people who missed the boat?

Talking about whining and embitterment. At least, our whining is not costing the tax payer a single cent. But look at all the joint whining of the EVIL NAr CABAL, and they are taking it all the way to Washington, while dry-humping the tax-payer, in the process.