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"Youre right… watching your stupid post sitting there waiting for takeoff while it SCREAMS to be changed is a rather new artform all in itself, isnt it?"

It's almost like bleeding. But not. It's like an extremely abbreviated version of the publishing process.

LOL.

agentprovocateur is sex with a sense of humor.

"Yeah, anytings ok as long as I cant post stuff I have a JOB! LOL"

Huh?

"Oh? "

Oh?

"Am I from Brooklyn now?"

Noooooooooooooooo.

LOL, okay.

The delay, the delay. This thread is becoming a horror show, watching my dumb posts linger there, on the brink.

It's going to start sounding like an echo in here though.

Hey the rest of the blog is all dead and stuff. Huh.

What I meant about the echo is, let's avoid this conversation if at all possible:

Oh?

Oh?

Oh?

OH?

OH?

Guys usually don't. Mature, that is. I don't mean that as an insult.

I did think that looked pretty cool on the page after I posted it. Not too short, not too long.

But it was not a random arrangement of 'Oh's.

Do you ever wish I'd stop talking in circles?

Does it make you dizzy?

How am I taking you for granted? Would you rather be here talking to yourself? You are free to leave, you know. I'm not holding you hostage...LOL. I won't be offended if you need to, you know, do stuff.

Actually I wasn't talking about the Ohs but I like how you found your own meaning in it. Heh. Interpretation and all.

No, I didn't mean to imply that you talk in circles or about yourself. But now your saying that implies that I talk about myself all the time, LOL. It's all about ME! Urk, I do, don't I? So I'm the self-centered one. Um, I don't think you talk about yourself that much. If I thought you were boring I wouldn't be here.

Now we're talking in circles about talking in circles. If we're not careful that never-ending mirror effect with infect our conversations.

Shaft. Heh.

Don't let me hold you up here! I'm not worth it! I'm wasting your time!

Should I make up an excuse to leave so you won't feel guilty about leaving?

"I just went into that because I think I really do! You dont. I do. But you think you do and I think I do but you dont think I do and I dont think you do. So we both dont but think we do. But we might."

Um, wow.

No, I did my work, I"m done. All I can really do now is goof off on the computer while I' m outside.

Speaking of outside, the desert is a great place to be creative. You asked me how it is a long time ago, and I never gave you a real answer. it's very wide open and inspiring. Perfect for building your own universe. And the sky is so amazing at night I don't know how anyone could not love it here.

How do you get up that early? Are you one of those sick morning people?

And of course I think Jack is not boring. He's brilliant since we share a brain, or because we share a brain, or something. Ha. You really are brilliant, Jack. Really, I'm not joking.

And SQT is a babe. Hi SQT! We are suffering for our art.

Huh makes us bleed.

He can't help but like me, because I control his thoughts. It's the never-ending mirror effect. Or something. Heh.

We did speak fondly of you and your hair,SQT. And the fantasy of it.

Well, Jack, do YOU have Farrah hair? SQT is brilliant too.

Oh SQT, we will try not to hold out high hopes for your hair. I know it's one of those hair dos that won't do what you want if you really want it to. It takes a bit of detachment to get it just perfect. I don't have a hair do, I'm hair do-less. I rarely brush it. That makes me sound unkempt. I"m a pony tail girl most days.

Heh. Sorry had to go do a kiddy thing. I KNOW how Jack is. No need for a shovel.

Hi newsfreak.

Yes, Jack, I think I understand you. But then you are a guy. Completely foreign to me in some ways. I can think, but maybe I can't know.

You are a totally CHEAP DATE SQT!

Just don't let it go to your, uh, head, Jack.

Have fun, SQT! Bye!

"It already went to my head Jamie. I am dangerous now. "

Oh?

I do one lightning-fast click and drag to get to the bottom. Takes a nanosecond. No calluses.

I guess Peter P could make it all disappear for us. I wonder if it's easy to delete 3000 posts.

I don't do pity posts.

LOL, it's true. Half the time I have no idea what you're talking about newsfreak. And then all of a sudden, enlightenment! You're like TS Eliot.