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"Yeah, you scared the SHIT out of me! The HORROR! Leave it to you to put that in my head and kill my fun … "

LOL. Well, I'm full of buzz-killing comments.

I had to go rescue a stalled out Jeep. I was not darting!

"You just need to fill out the proper Jack Info form and you will be all set!"

Where do I get this form?

"I didnt say “un touched” girlyness…..you did. and I didnt say Purity either!"

Sorry, I went too far with my symbolism.

There is something inherently weird about how we can't leave the huh thread, isn't there?

You wouldn't want to know what's festering in my head. Heh.

Eeeewwww, that came out sounding really disgusting and not what I meant.

The thing that's really funny about this thread is that I hit send on some stupid comment, then realize what's wrong with it, but I can't change it. I have to just sit there and watch it waiting to load, reveling in my own stupidity.

Much more fun starting fires, but I don't want to be an arsonist.

I'm here, aren't I?

This is starting to sound like a scene from alien.

The festering in my brain, not the mine shaft, I meant.

Hmmm, that whole cave/shaft image...so many directions I could take with that.

You should check out http://www.agentprovocateur.com and see if they have any plain white panties you like. Heh.

"“negative space” as in mineshaft, to “positive space” as in , you know…. a shaft! "

LOL, I love how you think, the whole negative space, positive space thing. I was going to make the shaft joke but figured you'd do it for me.

Sooner or later we'll just stop talking and mind meld. Or something.

"Youre right… watching your stupid post sitting there waiting for takeoff while it SCREAMS to be changed is a rather new artform all in itself, isnt it?"

It's almost like bleeding. But not. It's like an extremely abbreviated version of the publishing process.

LOL.

agentprovocateur is sex with a sense of humor.

"Yeah, anytings ok as long as I cant post stuff I have a JOB! LOL"

Huh?

"Oh? "

Oh?

"Am I from Brooklyn now?"

Noooooooooooooooo.

LOL, okay.

The delay, the delay. This thread is becoming a horror show, watching my dumb posts linger there, on the brink.

It's going to start sounding like an echo in here though.

Hey the rest of the blog is all dead and stuff. Huh.

What I meant about the echo is, let's avoid this conversation if at all possible:

Oh?

Oh?

Oh?

OH?

OH?

Guys usually don't. Mature, that is. I don't mean that as an insult.

I did think that looked pretty cool on the page after I posted it. Not too short, not too long.

But it was not a random arrangement of 'Oh's.

Do you ever wish I'd stop talking in circles?

Does it make you dizzy?

How am I taking you for granted? Would you rather be here talking to yourself? You are free to leave, you know. I'm not holding you hostage...LOL. I won't be offended if you need to, you know, do stuff.

Actually I wasn't talking about the Ohs but I like how you found your own meaning in it. Heh. Interpretation and all.

No, I didn't mean to imply that you talk in circles or about yourself. But now your saying that implies that I talk about myself all the time, LOL. It's all about ME! Urk, I do, don't I? So I'm the self-centered one. Um, I don't think you talk about yourself that much. If I thought you were boring I wouldn't be here.

Now we're talking in circles about talking in circles. If we're not careful that never-ending mirror effect with infect our conversations.

Shaft. Heh.

Don't let me hold you up here! I'm not worth it! I'm wasting your time!

Should I make up an excuse to leave so you won't feel guilty about leaving?

"I just went into that because I think I really do! You dont. I do. But you think you do and I think I do but you dont think I do and I dont think you do. So we both dont but think we do. But we might."

Um, wow.

No, I did my work, I"m done. All I can really do now is goof off on the computer while I' m outside.

Speaking of outside, the desert is a great place to be creative. You asked me how it is a long time ago, and I never gave you a real answer. it's very wide open and inspiring. Perfect for building your own universe. And the sky is so amazing at night I don't know how anyone could not love it here.

How do you get up that early? Are you one of those sick morning people?

And of course I think Jack is not boring. He's brilliant since we share a brain, or because we share a brain, or something. Ha. You really are brilliant, Jack. Really, I'm not joking.

And SQT is a babe. Hi SQT! We are suffering for our art.