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"Speaking of bongo drums, the drums and loud musing are still raging on down the hill. I couldnt sleep if I had to. Fairfax is a big cartoon sometimes. "

Do they have a loud bongo drum Christmas parties too? If not, I'm disappointed. Celebrating Christmas is all of a sudden not PC. Or do they have summer and winter solstice parties instead? (we have some SF friends who celebrate the solstices...but I'm afraid to ask what the celebration involves because it probably includes running around the house naked)

Boy Jamie,

You sure know which direction Jack's going to take this. You are sharing a brain aren't you?

That's just sick and wrong..........

Jack

I think you've lost sight of the proverbial line you keep accusing Jamie of crossing.

Does your wife know about this?
Hmmmmmmmmmm?

"TALK OK thats it restraint time beginning now everywhere. "

Huh? Er I mean, SPHUH?

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME???

Seriously, I should be working. And Jack, isn't your poor tired wife arriving home any second now??? Go massage her feet or something.

I've done my part to further SPHUH today.

Right SactoQT, and you are well and right? I think not! I know you, remember?

Or so you think.
Mwahahahahhahahahhah.

Jack, you always take the bait. You'd think, after all this time, you'd have learned to ID the worm with the tell-tale hook in it.

Look at it this way Jack, you might actually get some sleep.

Congrats to your wife. I'd be horribly stressed having to do a pitch session like that.

Night all. You two behave. No more bean dip installation pieces.

Will you quit abusing that stick?

"I am going to consult the talking Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa "

Jack! Please! Keep the details to yourself! (had to comment on that)

"But that is the sad part about obsessive compulsive behavior, the repetition. "

Just don't wear out your talking stick, is all I'm saying. You might need it to, um, foretell the future or something.

No celebrating the solstice while I'm gone!

I'm really leaving now...or maybe I'll just lurk like Peter P...

Did your kids OD on candy SQT?

They did pretty good (or I should say we took the candy away before they became comatose). I on the other hand am completely hopped up on Twix.

Damn that cookie crunch and that carmel goodness! I'm an addict I tell you, an addict!

Snickers for me… I am gnashing my teeth I am so wired.

Lol
I am trying not to picture this.

And I have NOT crossed any lines! What?….. WHAT?

Fondling member?

Garage doors?

Are you trying to dig to China?

Moi?

Who trotted those out into the sunlight in the first place? Hmmmm?
I certainly never came up with fondling member. (though that is quite clever) And lest we forget, man lawn.

March IS my birthday you know….. But I would NEVER ask…

Urk.

Man lawn was really an homage to your Mangina joke, but you would never give me credit for that, because you would rather besmirrch my stellar reputation here on the blog Ms Secretary

Oooooooooh, now I get it.

Stellar reputation? Do you think HARM will respect us in the morning?

Urk is the noise I make when I can't think of anything to say.

Btw, I can only take credit for repeating mangina. I got it from a really sophmoric movie I hate to admit cracks me up.

Harm has a lot of reading to do. Once he pays his bills, and “mows” through several thousand posts it will be December!

Do you think he'll respect us in December? I'm having some doubts.

And see how I didn't respond to your deliberate baiting? Uh huh, that's restraint.

Yes, I remember now, the movie reference… Did you see Napolean Dynamite by any chance?

Gaawd! I NEED my chapstick! Vote for Pedro!

Actually I only saw part of it, but it was funny!

Stop trying to bait me! I am a master of restraint. My will is steel!

Ok, actually I'm crashing from my sugar high and my brain is jello right now. I can't work like this.

My wife totally loves that movie too. Even I love that movie. Did you see his little dance at the end of the movie?

I did! It was great. We have the movie, my husband thought it was hilarious and bought it. I just have to sit down and finish it. I keep threatening to buy him a unicorn T-shirt.

Do you think HARM will think we have dis respected the blog?

I hope not. I hope he'll understand blog burnout. But since he's just come back all refreshed and ready to talk housing, I'm guessing he's not on the same wavelength right now.

I have twix! mmmmmmmmmmm

Must resist.....need sleep......

Just go back and look at what Jamie wrote in some of those posts before you got here tonight….

“BEYOND BAIT” is a nice way to put it.

Jamie is a writer, and therefore a superior blog being. Hmmm, is it any wonder she refers to the Borg so much...

Jack, I hate to do it to you, but I am literally nodding off as I write. Catch up with you tomorrow?

I think think the Tracy she is referring to is a town just outside Stockton, but I'm not sure, I need to re-read her posts.

Night Jack.

I think think the Tracy she is referring to is a town just outside Stockton, but I’m not sure, I need to re-read her posts.

Stockholm is a nice place.

I had an uncle who was a gifted drummer who also happened to be partial to the bongo drums. He and Matthew McConaughey could have partied since my uncle was also fond of the bong.

Just an incidental aside since bongo drums were mentioned....

Anyway, gotta scoot. Just wanted to check in and make sure 2000 didn't happen without me.

Jack, i don't think you're at any great risk of missing SPHUH 2000. Haven't you noticed yet that all major posting flurries occur in your presence? Hmm? Could there be a link?

I also made a serious contribution to the new thread. Well, really it was just a "me too" post, clearly a lazy attempt to maintain appearances, and really what's the point when I've got all this SPHUH everywhere...under the carpet, on my clothes, in my hair. HOW did it get in my hair?!

Keep control of that talking stick!