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"I am usually unshockable, except when I talk carpets and sticks with you."

Awww, such flattery! I never lost my adolescent desire to shock and offend. Surprising, I know, you never would have guessed.

SQT! Welcome to the melee (sp?). I never saw Real TV. Is it on reruns?

I can imagine it must have been a fun job, aside from the toxic politics. Just tell them all to go SPHUH.

SQT! Welcome to the melee (sp?). I never saw Real TV. Is it on reruns?

I think they still show re-runs on Spike-TV. It's basically real life video that people would send in. We'd interview the people who sent in the more interesting video. Or we'd do an interview to fill in the gaps in the story. I would do the interviews in the LA area personally. Out of the area interviews would be done by a sub-contracted camera crew I would supply with the interview directions and how to set up the shot.

I meant to say we filmed a re-fueling mission, and then I interviewed the boom operator (don't start Jack) who was the person responsible for doing the re-fueling.

LOL, Jack. Don't even.

Insert bongo drum music here.

Was he a boomer?

Ooooh, good save.

Nope she wasn't. ;)

Oops, gave you too much credit.

Ha Ha wrecked your joke cause it was a GIRL!

Didn't??? (blinking innocently)

"Ha Ha wrecked your joke cause it was a GIRL! "

No you just gave him lots of fodder for lesbian fantasies.

I am not sexist SQT. You probably mowed her man lawn.

Man lawn?

"Speaking of bongo drums, the drums and loud musing are still raging on down the hill. I couldnt sleep if I had to. Fairfax is a big cartoon sometimes. "

Do they have a loud bongo drum Christmas parties too? If not, I'm disappointed. Celebrating Christmas is all of a sudden not PC. Or do they have summer and winter solstice parties instead? (we have some SF friends who celebrate the solstices...but I'm afraid to ask what the celebration involves because it probably includes running around the house naked)

Boy Jamie,

You sure know which direction Jack's going to take this. You are sharing a brain aren't you?

That's just sick and wrong..........

Jack

I think you've lost sight of the proverbial line you keep accusing Jamie of crossing.

Does your wife know about this?
Hmmmmmmmmmm?

"TALK OK thats it restraint time beginning now everywhere. "

Huh? Er I mean, SPHUH?

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME???

Seriously, I should be working. And Jack, isn't your poor tired wife arriving home any second now??? Go massage her feet or something.

I've done my part to further SPHUH today.

Right SactoQT, and you are well and right? I think not! I know you, remember?

Or so you think.
Mwahahahahhahahahhah.

Jack, you always take the bait. You'd think, after all this time, you'd have learned to ID the worm with the tell-tale hook in it.

Look at it this way Jack, you might actually get some sleep.

Congrats to your wife. I'd be horribly stressed having to do a pitch session like that.

Night all. You two behave. No more bean dip installation pieces.

Will you quit abusing that stick?

"I am going to consult the talking Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa "

Jack! Please! Keep the details to yourself! (had to comment on that)

"But that is the sad part about obsessive compulsive behavior, the repetition. "

Just don't wear out your talking stick, is all I'm saying. You might need it to, um, foretell the future or something.

No celebrating the solstice while I'm gone!

I'm really leaving now...or maybe I'll just lurk like Peter P...

Did your kids OD on candy SQT?

They did pretty good (or I should say we took the candy away before they became comatose). I on the other hand am completely hopped up on Twix.

Damn that cookie crunch and that carmel goodness! I'm an addict I tell you, an addict!

Snickers for me… I am gnashing my teeth I am so wired.

Lol
I am trying not to picture this.

And I have NOT crossed any lines! What?….. WHAT?

Fondling member?

Garage doors?

Are you trying to dig to China?

Moi?

Who trotted those out into the sunlight in the first place? Hmmmm?
I certainly never came up with fondling member. (though that is quite clever) And lest we forget, man lawn.

March IS my birthday you know….. But I would NEVER ask…

Urk.

Man lawn was really an homage to your Mangina joke, but you would never give me credit for that, because you would rather besmirrch my stellar reputation here on the blog Ms Secretary

Oooooooooh, now I get it.

Stellar reputation? Do you think HARM will respect us in the morning?

Urk is the noise I make when I can't think of anything to say.

Btw, I can only take credit for repeating mangina. I got it from a really sophmoric movie I hate to admit cracks me up.

Harm has a lot of reading to do. Once he pays his bills, and “mows” through several thousand posts it will be December!

Do you think he'll respect us in December? I'm having some doubts.

And see how I didn't respond to your deliberate baiting? Uh huh, that's restraint.

Yes, I remember now, the movie reference… Did you see Napolean Dynamite by any chance?

Gaawd! I NEED my chapstick! Vote for Pedro!

Actually I only saw part of it, but it was funny!