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SQT's hair.

Or big white granny panties. You are sick, Jack, if that's what you like.

My blog had slightly more risque topics at first, but I kind of lost my sense of humor and naugtiness for a while. It's hard to think of things to write that don't offend everyone. :-P

No, I have not seen SQT's hair. It's still just a fantasy. LOL.

Well, you said white or plaid. Who the hell wears plaid panties? Scottish women?

I just like to say "big white granny panties." It's such an evocative image.

NO, sometimes I have to go supervise my kids and stuff. I'm sitting outside watching them play. There are other kids around, and a mom lurking nearby that I may have to act friendly to at any moment. Luckily she already thinks I'm kind of weird and doesn't want to talk to me.

So you like the symbol of purity? Untouched girliness? I can understand that. But it's a fantasy. There is no such thing as pure white. (insert little devil face emoticon here)

"Yeah, you scared the SHIT out of me! The HORROR! Leave it to you to put that in my head and kill my fun … "

LOL. Well, I'm full of buzz-killing comments.

I had to go rescue a stalled out Jeep. I was not darting!

"You just need to fill out the proper Jack Info form and you will be all set!"

Where do I get this form?

"I didnt say “un touched” girlyness…..you did. and I didnt say Purity either!"

Sorry, I went too far with my symbolism.

There is something inherently weird about how we can't leave the huh thread, isn't there?

You wouldn't want to know what's festering in my head. Heh.

Eeeewwww, that came out sounding really disgusting and not what I meant.

The thing that's really funny about this thread is that I hit send on some stupid comment, then realize what's wrong with it, but I can't change it. I have to just sit there and watch it waiting to load, reveling in my own stupidity.

Much more fun starting fires, but I don't want to be an arsonist.

I'm here, aren't I?

This is starting to sound like a scene from alien.

The festering in my brain, not the mine shaft, I meant.

Hmmm, that whole cave/shaft image...so many directions I could take with that.

You should check out http://www.agentprovocateur.com and see if they have any plain white panties you like. Heh.

"“negative space” as in mineshaft, to “positive space” as in , you know…. a shaft! "

LOL, I love how you think, the whole negative space, positive space thing. I was going to make the shaft joke but figured you'd do it for me.

Sooner or later we'll just stop talking and mind meld. Or something.

"Youre right… watching your stupid post sitting there waiting for takeoff while it SCREAMS to be changed is a rather new artform all in itself, isnt it?"

It's almost like bleeding. But not. It's like an extremely abbreviated version of the publishing process.

LOL.

agentprovocateur is sex with a sense of humor.

"Yeah, anytings ok as long as I cant post stuff I have a JOB! LOL"

Huh?

"Oh? "

Oh?

"Am I from Brooklyn now?"

Noooooooooooooooo.

LOL, okay.

The delay, the delay. This thread is becoming a horror show, watching my dumb posts linger there, on the brink.

It's going to start sounding like an echo in here though.

Hey the rest of the blog is all dead and stuff. Huh.

What I meant about the echo is, let's avoid this conversation if at all possible:

Oh?

Oh?

Oh?

OH?

OH?

Guys usually don't. Mature, that is. I don't mean that as an insult.

I did think that looked pretty cool on the page after I posted it. Not too short, not too long.

But it was not a random arrangement of 'Oh's.

Do you ever wish I'd stop talking in circles?

Does it make you dizzy?

How am I taking you for granted? Would you rather be here talking to yourself? You are free to leave, you know. I'm not holding you hostage...LOL. I won't be offended if you need to, you know, do stuff.