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rocketjoe79
2025 Apr 2, 10:31am
rocketjoe79
2025 Apr 2, 10:31am
Ceffer says
Explosive decompression, or Fuel-air explosion? This is also why you shouldn't smoke in the Loo.
Explosive decompression, or Fuel-air explosion? This is also why you shouldn't smoke in the Loo.
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Ceffer
2025 Apr 2, 11:27am
Ceffer
2025 Apr 2, 11:27am
rocketjoe79 says
Some jokester put a battery powered spark plug under the toilet seat.
Explosive decompression, or Fuel-air explosion? This is also why you shouldn't smoke in the Loo.
Some jokester put a battery powered spark plug under the toilet seat.
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stereotomy
2025 Apr 6, 10:59am
stereotomy
2025 Apr 6, 10:59am
Ceffer says
And a little later Henry VIII broke with Catholicism because Catherine of Aragon had a meager womb that only bore one daughter, and the pope wouldn't grant an annulment so Henry's fat bloated and gout-ridden ass could fuck other high-class bitches.
Churches were confiscated, priests and nuns were killed.
Karma is a harsh bitch indeed.
And a little later Henry VIII broke with Catholicism because Catherine of Aragon had a meager womb that only bore one daughter, and the pope wouldn't grant an annulment so Henry's fat bloated and gout-ridden ass could fuck other high-class bitches.
Churches were confiscated, priests and nuns were killed.
Karma is a harsh bitch indeed.
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Ceffer
2025 Apr 6, 12:45pm
Ceffer
2025 Apr 6, 12:45pm
Maybe the pictures with her weren't taken at the right time of month.
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stereotomy
2025 Apr 6, 12:57pm
stereotomy
2025 Apr 6, 12:57pm
Ceffer says
This is why the Founding Fathers prohibited primogeniture - the firstborn male child inherits all. They understood the chaos that results - Henry VIII, but also the Conquistadores, all of whom were not firstborn sons and had to find their own fortunes by raping and pillaging the Americas. Same with the Portuguese - they captured muslim slave citadels along the African coast as well as Brasil. (I ignore capitalization recommendations for countries and religions I find disgusting).
This is why the Founding Fathers prohibited primogeniture - the firstborn male child inherits all. They understood the chaos that results - Henry VIII, but also the Conquistadores, all of whom were not firstborn sons and had to find their own fortunes by raping and pillaging the Americas. Same with the Portuguese - they captured muslim slave citadels along the African coast as well as Brasil. (I ignore capitalization recommendations for countries and religions I find disgusting).
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