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By zzyzzx follow zzyzzx   2011 Dec 9, 1:03am 444,298 views   2,414 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    






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2376   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2020 Jan 18, 8:23am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

RC2006 says


She's a damned feminist. Strangle the tip until it's blue.
2378   Patrick   ignore (1)   2020 Jan 18, 4:55pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        



OK, it's not funny, but thought it was interesting.

I miss the Midwestern thunderstorms I grew up with.
2379   rocketjoe79   ignore (2)   2020 Jan 18, 5:53pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

As long as there aren't tornadoes, I'm cool. But yellow and above areas on the map can have tornadoes. Not cool.
2380   HeadSet   ignore (3)   2020 Jan 18, 6:09pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I miss the Midwestern thunderstorms I grew up with.

Miss the egg sized hail as well?
2389   Patrick   ignore (1)   2020 Jan 21, 6:45am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I think this is actually true. Crime is necessary for the servants of the rich to be able to afford housing anywhere within commuting distance of the rich.

And so within a few miles of every super-rich urban area there is crime-ridden area where the maids and gardeners live. Atherton has Redwood City and East Palo Alto, for example.

Without crime keeping those rents down by keeping out the hipsters, the rich would not be able to have servants at all. Unacceptable.
2390   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (2)   2020 Jan 21, 6:47am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Not to mention the rich need a place closeby to buy drugs.
2392   rd6B   ignore (1)   2020 Jan 21, 11:04am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

@Patrick,
sacred Irish tradition:
2394   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2020 Jan 22, 1:06am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It seems appropriate that the NSA would have the world's largest collection of dick pix. Surveillance isn't for the squeamish.
2395   Booger   ignore (4)   2020 Jan 22, 3:51am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says


Too good to be true.
2397   Patrick   ignore (1)   2020 Jan 22, 7:01am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Booger says
Too good to be true.


It's not actually true, but it's a funny story anyway.
2398   rocketjoe79   ignore (2)   2020 Jan 22, 7:55am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says

Is possession of dick pics illegal? Can't consenting adults send pics to each other? Now, if some were underage, that's a different animal. But how would you verify?
2399   RC2006   ignore (2)   2020 Jan 22, 8:04am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

rocketjoe79 says
Patrick says

Is possession of dick pics illegal? Can't consenting adults send pics to each other? Now, if some were underage, that's a different animal. But how would you verify?


Says NSA maybe they are from unauthorized spying through webcams and stuff.
2400   rocketjoe79   ignore (2)   2020 Jan 22, 8:25am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Oooooh, now it's getting juicy.
2403   HeadSet   ignore (3)   2020 Jan 22, 4:38pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Now that above picture is sad. Since when a person dies they pee and poop, and since nobody noticed the smell, it implies that such smells were normal for that guy.
2406   Fortwaynemobile   ignore (2)   2020 Jan 23, 7:02pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Black people keep black areas affordable without realizing why.

Patrick says
I think this is actually true. Crime is necessary for the servants of the rich to be able to afford housing anywhere within commuting distance of the rich.

And so within a few miles of every super-rich urban area there is crime-ridden area where the maids and gardeners live. Atherton has Redwood City and East Palo Alto, for example.

Without crime keeping those rents down by keeping out the hipsters, the rich would not be able to have servants at all. Unacceptable.

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