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By zzyzzx follow zzyzzx   2011 Dec 9, 1:03am 520,077 views   3,408 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    






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3369   HeadSet   ignore (2)   2021 Mar 30, 10:27am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Patrick says
but then crabs themselves would eat me alive if they could.

They eat each other alive. A wounded crab will be devoured immediately if it has a crack in the shell.
3370   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2021 Mar 30, 11:11am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Gas station Sushi has really upped their game.

3371   just_passing_through   ignore (7)   2021 Mar 30, 7:31pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Kepi says
live near the west coast of the US


If you were out on the Pacifica Pier catching them I may have been right beside you at one point or another.
3372   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2021 Mar 30, 7:42pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

When Covid vaccine corpses start washing up on shore, and the crabs and seagulls won't touch them, we know we are in trouble.
3373   HeadSet   ignore (2)   2021 Mar 30, 7:44pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Ceffer says
When Covid vaccine corpses start washing up on shore, and the crabs and seagulls won't touch them, we know we are in trouble.

And then the corpses re-animate and come after our brains...
3376   RC2006   ignore (2)   2021 Mar 31, 7:30am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

3377   rocketjoe79   ignore (1)   2021 Mar 31, 9:46am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Onvacation says


The CIA will be recruiting this psychopath to waterboard future Islamists.
3383   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Apr 3, 11:44am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      



I hesitated to post because I really love my wife, but it is funny.
3384   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2021 Apr 3, 2:36pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Patrick says

I hesitated to post because I really love my wife, but it is funny.


This is clearly fake news, because no wife would give a man a cheap divorce like this as long as she had a breath in her body.
3386   HeadSet   ignore (2)   2021 Apr 4, 6:45pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

That "Orca" above could be used to cause sea level rise that can be blamed on AGW.
3390   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Apr 10, 7:46pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Buzz Aldrin was not happy with guy who said he lied about landing on the moon

3391   Fortwaynemobile   ignore (3)   2021 Apr 10, 7:54pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Patrick says
Buzz Aldrin was not happy with guy who said he lied about landing on the moon



Well deserved punch in the face.
3392   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2021 Apr 10, 9:16pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Liars resort to violence the quickest. Just sayin...
3393   just_passing_through   ignore (7)   2021 Apr 10, 9:20pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

That generation didn't put up with 'in yer face' like people do these days. I'm surprised it took so long for him to hit him.
3394   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Apr 10, 9:23pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

I admire him for punching that guy.
3395   HunterTits   ignore (4)   2021 Apr 11, 4:10pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Patrick says
Buzz Aldrin was not happy with guy who said he lied about landing on the moon


That guy didn't just 'deserve it' then. He was harassing Buzz for YEARS at all kinds of events and outside of hotels like this one. Loong before Buzz finally punched him.
3396   HeadSet   ignore (2)   2021 Apr 11, 6:20pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Patrick says
I admire him for punching that guy.

Looked like a solid hit, too. Lots of arm strength from all that training in a 600 lb space suit.
3402   HunterTits   ignore (4)   2021 Apr 13, 1:23pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Join Starfleet, they said.

3404   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Apr 16, 2:30pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Just got a fun spam:



Lol, I'm the administrator for patrick.net email, which has only my own account.
3406   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Apr 17, 11:47am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

https://nitter.database.red/NouveauDeco/status/1312655677676978176#m

Some things never change. Snowball fight 124 years ago. Lyon, France, 1896. Colorized and speed adjusted. Original in black and white by Louis Lumiere.


3407   HunterTits   ignore (4)   2021 Apr 17, 11:50am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Patrick says
https://nitter.database.red/NouveauDeco/status/1312655677676978176#m

Some things never change. Snowball fight 124 years ago. Lyon, France, 1896. Colorized and speed adjusted. Original in black and white by Louis Lumiere.




Da internet circa 19th century!

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