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By zzyzzx follow zzyzzx   2011 Dec 9, 1:03am 536,008 views   3,811 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    






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3772   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Jul 28, 10:53pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

It was in India.
3773   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2021 Jul 29, 8:47am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Finally a reason why "The Funny Picture thread" is loathed and despised so much with dislikes by the Wet Blanket Commie Brigade.



3785   richwicks   ignore (3)   2021 Jul 29, 6:10pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      



I just made that my avatar at work.. :D
3786   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Jul 30, 1:20pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      



Lol, isn't 2022 still in the future?
3787   komputodo   ignore (3)   2021 Jul 30, 9:20pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

HunterTits says
That actually would not cause a problem.

What is the reason for the little red ramps for in this situation?
3788   richwicks   ignore (3)   2021 Jul 30, 9:25pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

komputodo says
HunterTits says
That actually would not cause a problem.

What is the reason for the little red ramps for in this situation?


The idea is that the train would ride over the ramps, rather than just cutting them to pieces.

That's the joke.

If the ramps can actually make the train ride over them, there's a risk of derailment, given what I've seen a train do to a penny, it's unlikely, it would just cut through the ramps, destroying the water hose as well. Basically, the ramps have no effect so there was no point in using the ramps at all.

I assume the (real) point of the ramps are so that a car can drive over the water hose without damaging it. A car is a lot lighter than a train and has more weight distribution. It appears the firefighters didn't think before they laid down the ramps and hose, or, it's just a joke entirely, and they know how useless this is.
3789   richwicks   ignore (3)   2021 Jul 30, 9:41pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Tenpoundbass says
The 80's is when music started going to hell.


Oh, I'm not the only one!

My memory of the 1980's music was vapid stupid music was constantly promoted as being popular.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxgMGk9JPVA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yem_iEHiyJ0

Those are the most fucking vulgar songs I've ever heard, and I had to hear it everywhere. Fucking hate the 1980s. Those are the two that come to mind, but there's plenty.

Michael Jackson was a fucking pedophile, and Madonna is a whore - she built her brand around being a disgusting whore. That was her shtick. The most popular entertainers of the 1980s, were just disgusting. Now we have this slut:



What a disgusting piece of shit.

There were outcries of disgust when Elvis Presley sang "Let Me Be Your Teddy Bear" implying he wanted to sleep with a girl, not necessarily fucking her, just sleeping in the same bed, although sex was heavily implied. THAT was a scandal, and that was 1957 and less than 25 years later, it was explicit grotesque lyrics designed explicitly to piss off parents and today, we just have piece of shit propagandist whores for Planned Parenthood.

I have a friend that lives in Oakland that when his wife got pregnant he went to Planed Parenthood - they ONLY offer abortion services, nothing else. So he went to a placed called "Womens Choice" or something similar, that is an actual Planned Parenthood. The nurse he met was quite explicit that she was against abortion and now he has brought his children to her to meet a few times.

With regard to the picture, at least Miley Cyruss learned to brush her filthy disgusting thrush tongue, or maybe it's just photoshop. She's so fucking gross.
3790   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2021 Jul 31, 11:14am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

richwicks says
My memory of the 1980's music was vapid stupid music was constantly promoted as being popular.


FWIW, I don't ever recall ever seeing an 80's pop act in an Album collection. People who listened to that music and the music it became. Let others curate for them what they heard and when they heard it. My brother had a lot of punk records, (Husker Du, Black Flag, Dead Kenedy's, Violent Femes, ect.) and if one of the pop new wave bands, might have had a cross over hit, that might have been in his collection. But definitely no Madonna, Petshop Boys, Duran Duran and the like.
3792   Bd6r   ignore (1)   2021 Jul 31, 11:54am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Something for CA inhabitants and Bidet fans:
3795   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2021 Jul 31, 2:18pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Man gets news that he wins lottery at work.

3796   Bd6r   ignore (1)   2021 Aug 1, 7:38am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Don't tell us that womyn can't be gamers...


3797   BayArea   ignore (1)   2021 Aug 1, 7:52am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Lol 😅
3798   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   ignore (4)   2021 Aug 1, 8:38am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Bd6r says


Man think about it, imagine if people catch up that cultural unity (not diversity/equity/inclusion) is the solution to all these problems. That would be a riot.
3799   Onvacation   ignore (7)   2021 Aug 2, 10:21am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Bd6r says
Don't tell us that womyn can't be gamers...

That's so wrong, but hella funny.
3800   Bd6r   ignore (1)   2021 Aug 2, 10:50am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut says
cultural unity (not diversity/equity/inclusion) is the solution to all these problems

or is it tentacle porn that makes Japan what it is???
3801   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2021 Aug 2, 11:50am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Nothing worse than tentacle underwear.
3802   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Aug 2, 11:53am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

"The Japanese are the closets thing we have to alien life on earth."
3804   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   ignore (4)   2021 Aug 2, 5:18pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Bd6r says
FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut says
cultural unity (not diversity/equity/inclusion) is the solution to all these problems

or is it tentacle porn that makes Japan what it is???


I think this will require a multi year study to determine. There are all kinds of tentacles, got to go through them all you know...
3805   Karloff   ignore (0)   2021 Aug 2, 7:27pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

AOC just strappin' on the ol' feed bag.

3806   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Aug 2, 7:34pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Lol, so appropriate!
3807   richwicks   ignore (3)   2021 Aug 2, 8:23pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Karloff says
AOC just strappin' on the ol' feed bag.



The horse is more lovable.

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