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elliemae


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Losing Weight Makes You A Pedophile! (nypost.com)
by elliemae on 19 Nov 2015  33 comments, latest 2 years ago
http://nypost.com/2015/11/19/s There's no evidence I know that he molested a child," Bradford said by phone. Asked about Fogle's sex with 16- and 17-year-old minors, Bradford said, "16- or 17-year-olds are...

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Dyson products are a scam
by elliemae on 21 Nov 2010  40 comments, latest 3 years ago
Dyson just came out with a pet hair attachment for their vacuums. I find it ironic, because my vacuum recently started sucking hair & debris into the belt compartment. It...

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It takes some balls. (huffingtonpost.com)
by elliemae on 1 Jan 2012  58 comments, latest 3 years ago
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ This guy has scrotal lymphodema, and is hoping to raise 1 million for surgery. Wow.

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Time Magazine: Men are Obsolete (ideas.time.com)
by elliemae on 5 Jan 2014  100 comments, latest 3 years ago
http://ideas.time.com/2014/01/ This story is a crock of shit. Seriously, with comments such as: "Are men literally obsolete? Of course not, and if we had to prove that we could never...

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Score One for the (Confused) Little Guy (consumerist.com)
by elliemae on 14 Apr 2012  6 comments, latest 4 years ago
Long-term care insurance company tried to cut off benefits for a woman with Alzheimer's Disease who required 24 hour care: http://consumerist.com/2012/04 Unfortunately, there's a $10 million cap on these awards...

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EllieMae gots herself a new gig
by elliemae on 29 Jun 2016  15 comments, latest 4 years ago
So, I was laid off my job after five years. Went to work at a healthcare facility owned by the same corporation, which touts itself as the largest healthcare provider...

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Trump Makes Water Plentiful Again (usatoday.com)
by elliemae on 28 May 2016  15 comments, latest 4 years ago
Ain't no drought in California! Drink all you want, fill your pools, plant lawns everywhere. Hell, turn your sprinklers on just cuz you fucking well can. http://www.usatoday.com/story/ I can't believe...

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Josh Duggar, Ashley Madison Customer (msn.com)
by elliemae on 20 Aug 2015  11 comments, latest 4 years ago
http://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/ce Josh Duggar, the oldest son of the media whores who birthed 19 kids and got themselves a teevee show outta it, was a customer of Ashley Madison. Not one...

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Begging for Dollars (brewvies.com)
by elliemae on 3 May 2016  2 comments, latest 4 years ago
So, there's this pub in Salt Lake City that shows movies while serving alcohol. But there's this archaic Utah liquor law that prohibits serving alcohol during movies that simulate sex...

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Why does Microsoft want me to windows 10 so badly?
by elliemae on 31 Dec 2015  41 comments, latest 4 years ago
freakin' popups spamming me, Microsoft desperately wants me to upgrade to windows 10. why? what to do? I currently have windows 8, freaking hate it and use the windows 7...

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Fidelity Investments Sucks
by elliemae on 16 Sep 2011  16 comments, latest 4 years ago
I work for a company that recently decided to force its workers to save for retirement. They auto signed everyone up for a 401(k) to which they don't contribute -...

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I Almost Died The Other Day
by elliemae on 10 Feb 2016  22 comments, latest 4 years ago
I commute to work on the interstate, have driven this road since I can remember. I've had a few near-misses, especially with road-raging assholes, But I do believe that I...

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Great Movie Names
by elliemae on 25 Jan 2016  4 comments, latest 4 years ago
On Cinemax tonight: College Coeds vs. Zombie Housewives. (Isn't that basically all housewives?) Lifetime Movie Channel: Mother, May I sleep with Danger? (Tori Spelling's finest work!)

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Where do you store your drugs? (worldduh.com)
by elliemae on 25 Jan 2016  8 comments, latest 4 years ago
The medicine cabinet, the garage, a cookie jar, a hidden drawer, in a coffee can in the backyard, in a shed where you manufacture meth.... Lotsa places.... But this one...

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Children found legally responsible for parent's nursing home bill (michiganelderlawinfo.wordpress.)
by elliemae on 18 Sep 2010  54 comments, latest 4 years ago
http://michiganelderlawinfo.wo So - in Connecticut, a woman was placed into a nursing home and her son signed the admission paperwork as her power of attorney. He didn't accept personal responsibility...

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Certificate of Purity (nypost.com)
by elliemae on 20 Oct 2015  2 comments, latest 4 years ago
"“If one person has made a decision to wait until marriage or decide to stop & wait we have done our job,” she wrote on another photo. “Let’s make Jesus...

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Are you qualified to be the next Speaker? (rollingstone.com)
by elliemae on 20 Oct 2015  1 comment, latest 4 years ago
http://www.rollingstone.com/po

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Woman sues 8 year-old boy after hug gone bad (msn.com)
by elliemae on 13 Oct 2015  6 comments, latest 4 years ago
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/ A jury has ruled against a New York woman who sued her nephew for hugging her too hard on his eighth birthday. In a case that suddenly burst on...

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Trump Boycotts Faux News (msn.com)
by elliemae on 23 Sep 2015  1 comment, latest 4 years ago
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/

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15 Women & Children Dead In Southern Utah/Northern Arizona (news.yahoo.com)
by elliemae on 15 Sep 2015  4 comments, latest 4 years ago
http://news.yahoo.com/least-se Hildale, Utah and Colorado City, AZ are two small towns that straddle the state lines. The approximately 3,000 people who live there are members of the Fundamentalist LDS Church,...

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Darwin Awards Nominee (worldduh.com)
by elliemae on 15 Sep 2015  1 comment, latest 4 years ago
http://worldduh.com/2015/09/14 "Paul Neaverson, 61, walked in to a branch of NatWest in Rainham and held a knife to the cashier’s neck. However he was caught out when he asked the...

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Jared Fogel, Subway Spokesman/Child Porn Enthusiast (msn.com)
by elliemae on 19 Aug 2015  20 comments, latest 4 years ago
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/ What a despicable piece of shit. 5-12 years in prison for the same thing that less affluent people get to spend more time in prison for.#crime

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Man Accidentally Sends Naked Selfie To HR Manager After Job Offer (worldduh.com)
by elliemae on 4 Sep 2015  34 comments, latest 4 years ago
http://worldduh.com/2015/09/02 While scantily clad selfies may have helped heighten the profiles of social media marvels like Miley Cyrus and Kim Kardashian, theyre probably not the best career move when it...

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Rape and the Post Modern Woman (msn.com)
by elliemae on 4 Sep 2015  8 comments, latest 4 years ago
“If you don’t want to entice a rapist, don’t wear high heels so you can’t run from him.” -Chrissy Hynde 2015 http://www.msn.com/en-us/music

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Local Arrest Blog
by elliemae on 4 Jun 2015  6 comments, latest 5 years ago
Washington County Utah; nothing much exciting happens here so we read the local arrest blogs. The photos are awesome:

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BB King's Daughters Think He Was Poisoned (usatoday.com)
by elliemae on 26 May 2015  10 comments, latest 5 years ago
http://www.usatoday.com/story/ His daughters have hired an attorney because they say that his medications were locked away from them to see, that he was given two drops of an unknown substance...

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It's Okay To Cover Up Child Molestation - If You're Christian (celebrity.yahoo.com)
by elliemae on 22 May 2015  47 comments, latest 5 years ago
The Duggar family, the one with 19 kids who are all over your TV sets, had a teeny family secret. It seems that their oldest son molested a few of...

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Obamacare hater blames Obama when he gets sick, wants free care (rawstory.com)
by elliemae on 13 May 2015  25 comments, latest 5 years ago
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/0 Now the self-admittedly non-compliant uncontrolled diabetic smoker has got himself a gofundme page. By the way, he says that his doctor refused to discount his care due to Obamacare...

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My Favorite Letterman Top Ten LIst
by elliemae on 8 May 2015  2 comments, latest 5 years ago
Years ago - in the 80's - on Late Night with David Letterman, they had my favorite top ten list of all time. It was "Top Ten Body Parts and...

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Bruce Jenner
by elliemae on 25 Apr 2015  15 comments, latest 5 years ago
Oh my gawd! I get that the guy is transgendered, and am surprised that this is a story. Between his plastic surgeries, effeminate demeanor and the rumors, this really isn't...

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Crazy Utah Lawyer Thinks Gay Marriage Will End The World (reviewjournal.com)
by elliemae on 22 Apr 2015  Posted 5 years ago
http://www.reviewjournal.com/t A group of conservative lawyers and academics filed a Supreme Court brief arguing that the legalization of same sex marriage would result in 900,000 abortions over the next 30...

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Telemarketers
by elliemae on 24 Mar 2015  2 comments, latest 5 years ago
According to the telemarketers who have called my friend (with whom I'm staying for a few days): 1) They're my Windows Service Provider and they've received error messages from my...

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My Medical Bills
by elliemae on 13 Mar 2015  52 comments, latest 5 years ago
Recent surgery, Billed amount $44,000.00. Aetna approved: $2,800.00. My share: $800.00. Didn't include extras: Anesthesiologist ($500 Aetna, $250 me), Surgeon ($1,000 Aetna,$500 me), and various extras such as labs, consultants...

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The high cost of doing biz, HCA style
by elliemae on 11 Nov 2014  17 comments, latest 5 years ago
I recently had a procedure at an HCA hospital. I received the following statement from my insurance (amounts rounded): 1) Billed Charges $13,000 2) Approved Charges $1,200 3) Duplicate (non-covered...

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Super Bad Video (facebook.com)
by elliemae on 5 Nov 2014  7 comments, latest 5 years ago
https://www.facebook.com/video

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Talk About Bat Shit Crazy (sltrib.com)
by elliemae on 14 Oct 2014  19 comments, latest 5 years ago
http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/n Courtesy of Susanne Nilsson An email to Utah State University threatened "the deadliest school shooting in American history" if the school did not cancel a lecture by a well-known...

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Albertsons
by elliemae on 6 Oct 2014  16 comments, latest 5 years ago
I went to Albertson's to fill my prescriptions and was pleasantly surprised to find that they increased the cost of one of my medications 700%. Now, the obamahaters (you know...

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Utah Headlines - yea, we talk funny here... (stgeorgeutah.com)
by elliemae on 28 Sep 2014  6 comments, latest 5 years ago
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Run in front of a racecar & whadoya expect?
by elliemae on 28 Sep 2014  3 comments, latest 5 years ago
Unless you've intentionally lived your life under a rock, you're probably aware of this race car dude who got pissed at another race car driver and ran out on the...

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GM and Dealers are Cheap Assholes (kutv.com)
by elliemae on 14 Sep 2014  19 comments, latest 5 years ago
http://www.kutv.com/news/featu This news story is about how GM dealers aren't providing loaners for those recalled cars (which is pretty much every car they have, at this point). This is 'cause...
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