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MolotovCocktail
2026 Jan 15, 5:25pm
MolotovCocktail
2026 Jan 15, 5:25pm
I was offered sex with a 21-year-old girl today...
In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner.
Of course, I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower.
Just as strong as Ajax, the super-strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.
In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner.
Of course, I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower.
Just as strong as Ajax, the super-strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.
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floki
2026 Jan 16, 10:58am
He held his "high moral standards and strong will willpower" by refusing the boom boom.
Hope it was worth it !
Hope it was worth it !
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Ceffer
2026 Jan 17, 11:56am
Ceffer
2026 Jan 17, 11:56am
"Honey, what happened to you?" "I got beat up by a lady wielding a dildo at the station. But, it was a really big dildo!"
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floki
2026 Jan 17, 1:02pm
Ceffer says
11.8" here !!!!
"Honey, what happened to you?" "I got beat up by a lady wielding a dildo at the station. But, it was a really big dildo!"
11.8" here !!!!
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Ceffer
2026 Jan 18, 12:28am
Ceffer
2026 Jan 18, 12:28am
Of all the frauds, now it comes out that wheelchair Hawking was a fraud, too, managed by a ventriliquist through the 'computer voice'. It hadn't been him for a long time.
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Tenpoundbass
2026 Jan 18, 7:22am
Tenpoundbass
2026 Jan 18, 7:22am
Ceffer says
That was a bit I came up with while he was still alive. I wondered if his biggest rival when he was alive, who probably couldn't get any credit or respect for his own theories. Hijacked Steven and was off on the wings of the lecture hall speaking for him.
Of all the frauds, now it comes out that wheelchair Hawking was a fraud, too, managed by a ventriliquist through the 'computer voice'. It hadn't been him for a long time.
That was a bit I came up with while he was still alive. I wondered if his biggest rival when he was alive, who probably couldn't get any credit or respect for his own theories. Hijacked Steven and was off on the wings of the lecture hall speaking for him.
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