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Ceffer
2026 Jan 26, 12:04am
Ceffer
2026 Jan 26, 12:04am
The police followed 'Godzilla Protocol'. When Godzilla answers the door, run as fast as the soyboy (soygirl) legs can carry you.
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Ceffer
2026 Jan 26, 11:29am
Ceffer
2026 Jan 26, 11:29am
Patrick says
Same thing with blacks in public. NEVER make direct eye contact with them, it stimulates their attack reflex.
Same thing with blacks in public. NEVER make direct eye contact with them, it stimulates their attack reflex.
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Ceffer
2026 Jan 26, 11:50pm
Ceffer
2026 Jan 26, 11:50pm
I knew a guy who worked at an airport and he said that one of his co-workers cut such a horrible fart in one of the tunnel areas that they cordoned it off until it cleared up because they were afraid people would think it was a sabotage attack.
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Ceffer
2026 Jan 26, 11:55pm
Ceffer
2026 Jan 26, 11:55pm
I wonder if she's going to be arrested for brassault and brattery.
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HeadSet
2026 Jan 27, 7:57am
HeadSet
2026 Jan 27, 7:57am
Ceffer says
Quite an uplifting story, I am sure you will keep us abreast. Maybe even nip on over to take a picture.
I wonder if she's going to be arrested for brassault and brattery.
Quite an uplifting story, I am sure you will keep us abreast. Maybe even nip on over to take a picture.
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Ceffer
2026 Jan 27, 9:16am
Ceffer
2026 Jan 27, 9:16am
HeadSet says
It is causing quite a flap.
Quite an uplifting story, I am sure you will keep us abreast. Maybe even nip on over to take a picture.
It is causing quite a flap.
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