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False flag food thefts.

I was offered sex with a 21-year-old girl today...

In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner.

Of course, I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower.

Just as strong as Ajax, the super-strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.

You serious?

Patrick says

You serious?

Of course he was not serious. The girl was 42.

He advertised at the end, so its a joke implying he caved it.

He held his "high moral standards and strong will willpower" by refusing the boom boom.

Hope it was worth it !

"Honey, what happened to you?" "I got beat up by a lady wielding a dildo at the station. But, it was a really big dildo!"

Ceffer says

"Honey, what happened to you?" "I got beat up by a lady wielding a dildo at the station. But, it was a really big dildo!"

11.8" here !!!!

Looks like the made it the right color, anyway.

Of all the frauds, now it comes out that wheelchair Hawking was a fraud, too, managed by a ventriliquist through the 'computer voice'. It hadn't been him for a long time.