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DOGEWontAmountToShit
2024 Nov 18, 12:34pm
DOGEWontAmountToShit
2024 Nov 18, 12:34pm
Ceffer says
Naw. Shouldn't try that at home, kiddies.
Yeah, but let's see him make a cardboard light saber.
Naw. Shouldn't try that at home, kiddies.
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Ceffer
2024 Nov 19, 1:36am
Ceffer
2024 Nov 19, 1:36am
DOGEWontAmountToShit says
You mean he was knackered by her knockers?
It was TITTIES that saved Perseus!
You mean he was knackered by her knockers?
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Patrick
2024 Nov 19, 8:53am
Patrick
2024 Nov 19, 8:53am
I don't get it. She's last in line, with a sandwich. So she's being exploited?
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DOGEWontAmountToShit
2024 Nov 19, 9:29am
DOGEWontAmountToShit
2024 Nov 19, 9:29am
Patrick says
It's a pun on these:
I don't get it. She's last in line, with a sandwich. So she's being exploited?
It's a pun on these:
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DOGEWontAmountToShit
2024 Nov 19, 1:18pm
DOGEWontAmountToShit
2024 Nov 19, 1:18pm
In the 1980 movie "Airplane", Barbara Billingsley was handed a script that told her to speak Jive. Not knowing how, she went to lunch with the two black actors in the scene, Al White & Norman Alexander Gibbs. The three of them improvised Jive during the whole scene.
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Patrick
2024 Nov 20, 7:24pm
Patrick
2024 Nov 20, 7:24pm
The_Deplorable says
That dog knows what it's doing. I'd do the same if I could get away with it.
https://x.com/nftbadger/status/1858821556773810426
That dog knows what it's doing. I'd do the same if I could get away with it.
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Patrick
2024 Nov 21, 1:59pm
I'm sure it suppressed coughs, but I'm not sure everyone woke up again later.
Patrick
2024 Nov 21, 1:59pm
I'm sure it suppressed coughs, but I'm not sure everyone woke up again later.
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Patrick
2024 Nov 21, 2:12pm
Patrick
2024 Nov 21, 2:12pm
DOGEWontAmountToShit says
We had a free keg of beer at Mashery always available when I worked there. We had some Irish guys visit from the office in Dublin and they could not believe it.
When Intel took over, their handbook said that Intel is an alcohol-free workplace, yet the keg remained, because Mashery was actually a free-alcohol workplace.
I think they eventually stopped the beer when the company got known as "Smashery".
We had a free keg of beer at Mashery always available when I worked there. We had some Irish guys visit from the office in Dublin and they could not believe it.
When Intel took over, their handbook said that Intel is an alcohol-free workplace, yet the keg remained, because Mashery was actually a free-alcohol workplace.
I think they eventually stopped the beer when the company got known as "Smashery".
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