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Cute, but I am pretty sure soap bubble liquid and wands did not exist 100's of years ago. This is a parody of Rubin style using modern attractive body shapes. Like the old National Lampoon magazine covers that were in the style of Norman Rockwell.

Around 1733, artist Jean Siméon Chardin painted Soap Bubbles, which depicted a young man leaning out a window and blowing a bubble with a pipe. The most well-known modern piece of art, Bubbles (originally titled A Child’s World) was painted by Sir John Everett Millais around 1886 and became famous as an advertisement for Pears soap. An 1882 book, The American Boys Handy Book: What to do and How to do it, by D.C. Beard, has a chapter “Novelties in Soap-Bubbles.” An editorial cartoon about the Republican nomination, titled “The harmless amusement of second childhood,” appeared in a 1888 issue of The Daily Graphic and depicted a man blowing bubbles with monopoly soap and six senators shown in the bubbles.

The earliest patents for bubble blowers known date back to the 1920s. For example, J. L Gilchrist filed a patent in 1918 for a new and improved bubble pipe, that “may be cheaply manufactured and in which the parts are so associated that they may be disassembled and cleaned and quickly reassembled by an unskilled person.”

http://bubbleblowers.com/history.html

That image is funny, but also true in a deep way, psychologically.

That is clearly a person who is fucking up in life and no doubt has serious anger issues about being looked at askance by people who are being responsible and not fucking up.

California attracts all the fuck-ups who then vote to make California even more appealing to fuck-ups. Examples:

* not enforcing laws against hard drugs like meth and heroin (weed is not a hard drug, much less harmful than alcohol)
* distributing needles
* attracting masses of homeless by letting them camp on public and private property, even as they literally shit all over
* disobeying federal immigration law, inviting in literally millions of illegals
* praising divisive diversity when they should be emphasizing unity as Americans against the globalists who are killing the working class

And on and on. The result? A very fucked up state.

What happened to the hot babe with the Godzilla topiary in the background?

It's back now. Now sure what happened.

Arabic numerals on the license plate, so Arab country. And they do need birth control. The message should have been in Arabic too.

Patrick says

lol

For the Mr Bean fans:

https://www.eatliver.com/rowan-atkinson-mr-bean/?fbclid=IwAR1O1TMrm96PMm207Dm8p29UUGu-rGto3FFBaDI2zcRb3KLrcMB4RdW3Eno

zzyxx that was funny as hell.

zzyzzx says

Even worse, he later discovered that she had died after making the donation.

6rdB says

Photoshopped. No one that old knows how to take a picture with a phone.

Via https://gab.com/heartiste



Not a joke, I believe. Looks Australian from the phone number, dollars, and that girl's ponytail.

Patrick says

Via https://gab.com/heartiste



Not a joke, I believe. Looks Australian from the phone number, dollars, and that girl's ponytail.

I googled it.

https://www.verticalwise.com/en/pole-dance-aerial-fitness-kids/

Is there a "Face-Palm Award"? For the entire century so far? If so, knowingly training your daughter for a career as a pole dancer wins.

rocketjoe79 says

Is there a "Face-Palm Award"? For the entire century so far? If so, knowingly training your daughter for a career as a pole dancer wins.

Only thing worse would be tranny pole dancing, 250 lb weight class senior citizen edition.

Actually, the stripper pole has evolved into a sport of sorts. The athletic and strength moves are kept, but the contestants do not take off clothes or wear anything more revealing than what a gymnast would wear.