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Tenpoundbass
2020 Mar 1, 10:27am
Tenpoundbass
2020 Mar 1, 10:27am
The last three impossible projects I successfully completed, I made sure I had a data model up front before any coding was done.
Once you start coding, if you did due diligence on your data model. You have to trust the model and it will be successful.
I just keep coding and wondering if it will actually work, but every time, the data model I envisioned succeeds to carry the project through, and the code just seems to fall into place.
To many people try to extrapolate processes through code, and routines rather than structures and models.
No matter the task at hand, you need to populate a model and persist it somewhere. The models are the appropriate container to hold all of the logic, not subroutines and methods.
I see a data model in everything. I visualize it before I even start any project.
Once you start coding, if you did due diligence on your data model. You have to trust the model and it will be successful.
I just keep coding and wondering if it will actually work, but every time, the data model I envisioned succeeds to carry the project through, and the code just seems to fall into place.
To many people try to extrapolate processes through code, and routines rather than structures and models.
No matter the task at hand, you need to populate a model and persist it somewhere. The models are the appropriate container to hold all of the logic, not subroutines and methods.
I see a data model in everything. I visualize it before I even start any project.
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RWSGFY
2020 Mar 4, 11:34am
RWSGFY
2020 Mar 4, 11:34am
The_Weeping_Ayatollah says
@Patrick: looks like a bug
413 Request Entity Too Large
413 Request Entity Too Large
nginx/1.6.2
@Patrick: looks like a bug
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Patrick
2020 Mar 5, 8:05pm
Patrick
2020 Mar 5, 8:05pm
The_Weeping_Ayatollah says
@The_Weeping_Ayatollah How big was the file you were trying to upload?
413 Request Entity Too Large
@The_Weeping_Ayatollah How big was the file you were trying to upload?
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RWSGFY
2020 Mar 5, 9:39pm
RWSGFY
2020 Mar 5, 9:39pm
Patrick says
It was a 7.6MB gif file.
This one:
The_Weeping_Ayatollah says413 Request Entity Too Large
@The_Weeping_Ayatollah How big was the file you were trying to upload?
It was a 7.6MB gif file.
This one:
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HeadSet
2020 Mar 7, 6:09pm
HeadSet
2020 Mar 7, 6:09pm
AF shopping at Walmart?
Yes, but he had that truck before he became crude and vulgar.
Yes, but he had that truck before he became crude and vulgar.
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RWSGFY
2020 Mar 11, 9:46am
RWSGFY
2020 Mar 11, 9:46am
OccasionalCortex says
LOL, my idiot boss two levels up has just reversed his own policy "everybody to work from home as much as possible" he introduced a week ago as a response to the virus scare back to "everybody sit in the office except for special circumstances and with explicit permission". Which never made any fucking sense in the first place since most of the people in the org are scattered around several SFBA offices, East Coast, UK, etc. and meet face-to-face only for Xmas lunch. I expect most of my co-workers to ignore this shit and work from home most of the time (I will for sure).
LOL, my idiot boss two levels up has just reversed his own policy "everybody to work from home as much as possible" he introduced a week ago as a response to the virus scare back to "everybody sit in the office except for special circumstances and with explicit permission". Which never made any fucking sense in the first place since most of the people in the org are scattered around several SFBA offices, East Coast, UK, etc. and meet face-to-face only for Xmas lunch. I expect most of my co-workers to ignore this shit and work from home most of the time (I will for sure).
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