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Tenpoundbass
2020 Jul 27, 7:57pm
Tenpoundbass
2020 Jul 27, 7:57pm
Because assholes like him, if you ever get pulled over and end up in jail for driving on suspended license and failure to appear.
They'll make you drop your droors and squat, let's just say I pay the ticket before the ink dries now.
They'll make you drop your droors and squat, let's just say I pay the ticket before the ink dries now.
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Tenpoundbass
2020 Jul 28, 1:16pm
Tenpoundbass
2020 Jul 28, 1:16pm
That's either Photo Shopped or She has a big carrot half way in and half way out. According to my Stan Lee drawing anatomy book, that horseshoe crab shape on her abdomen, does not exist on dudes. And those are natural boobs, dudes can't grow those if they took a factory full of Roids and Moans.
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Tenpoundbass
2020 Jul 30, 3:06pm
Tenpoundbass
2020 Jul 30, 3:06pm
Always pay attention to the corn field while typing at the wheel.
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Patrick
2020 Jul 30, 6:39pm
Patrick
2020 Jul 30, 6:39pm
Tenpoundbass says
That is strangely hot even though it involves Elmo.
She has the exact right expression of surprise.
That is strangely hot even though it involves Elmo.
She has the exact right expression of surprise.
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Tenpoundbass
2020 Jul 30, 7:01pm
Tenpoundbass
2020 Jul 30, 7:01pm
Patrick says
Proof Elmo pulling a Harvey Winestein is hotter than Rin talking about his real doll performance.
That is strangely hot even though it involves Elmo.
Proof Elmo pulling a Harvey Winestein is hotter than Rin talking about his real doll performance.
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astronut97
2020 Aug 6, 5:38am
astronut97
2020 Aug 6, 5:38am
Patrick says
That will kill your 2.4GHz for sure but if you have a dual band your 5GHz will be fine! :)
Why the wifi drops at lunchtime every day
That will kill your 2.4GHz for sure but if you have a dual band your 5GHz will be fine! :)
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Tenpoundbass
2020 Aug 11, 6:00am
Tenpoundbass
2020 Aug 11, 6:00am
Invoke my White privilege and Karen the fuck out on her.
I'm pretty sure she ends up with two baskets of groceries and I storm out empty handed.
I'm pretty sure she ends up with two baskets of groceries and I storm out empty handed.
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mostly reader
2020 Aug 12, 6:39pm
TrumpingTits says
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Oh, the Godzilla! I didn't notice.
Found the original!What do you mean, "the original"?!
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Oh, the Godzilla! I didn't notice.
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Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2020 Aug 12, 10:43pm
Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2020 Aug 12, 10:43pm
Tenpoundbass says
Nah, just show the store manager that picture and let him/her know it's going public if they don't do something about it. They'll have to replace all the meat (ironically, black canyon angus) in that general area and decontam. Because of that they'll definitely handle the lady. Assuming it's not some deep blue spot in which case they'll simply clean it up and not mess with her.
I've seen histrionics in the news over 'covid-people' contaminating grocery stores similar to this. Let a world of Karens git er..
Invoke my White privilege and Karen the fuck out on her.
I'm pretty sure she ends up with two baskets of groceries and I storm out empty handed.
Nah, just show the store manager that picture and let him/her know it's going public if they don't do something about it. They'll have to replace all the meat (ironically, black canyon angus) in that general area and decontam. Because of that they'll definitely handle the lady. Assuming it's not some deep blue spot in which case they'll simply clean it up and not mess with her.
I've seen histrionics in the news over 'covid-people' contaminating grocery stores similar to this. Let a world of Karens git er..
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Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2020 Aug 13, 8:40pm
Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2020 Aug 13, 8:40pm
Dammit bass... Now I have to make this. I have everything but the mini pepperonis. Mine are 60% the size of the bun. But I can cut them I guess.
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Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2020 Aug 13, 9:08pm
Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2020 Aug 13, 9:08pm
Also need to say: Tits finding the 'original'. That is quite a feat. Not surprised who was able to do it. I looked a bit a while back. I think I used tineye and didn't find it. Her tits are much nicer in the original unlike lots of original photos I find are inflated in the 'copies'.
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Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2020 Aug 19, 10:38pm
Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2020 Aug 19, 10:38pm
Tenpoundbass says
I couldn't figure it out. All I caught on to was that 'guy' has an adams apple.
Nah! I'm not doing no fisting! I don't have a follow up act.
I couldn't figure it out. All I caught on to was that 'guy' has an adams apple.
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