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3288   richwicks   2021 Mar 29, 11:40pm  

Patrick says
I went line fishing with a Chinese friend in Half Moon Bay once and we caught a bunch of crabs easily.

I felt bad about throwing them in boiling water, but they were tasty.


No offense, and not to make you feel guilty - but are you certain you shouldn't feel bad?

For a long time I was a vegetarian. I just didn't want to kill anything. I've killed fish before but it was more abstract than killing a cow or a deer. But no matter what I do if I eat meat, they are killed.

I kind of feel it must be a torture to boil an animal alive and although we must have very different minds, I have empathy with them. I won't eat lobster and unless I change, I may change.

I think there is a responsibility for us to reduce harm and agony but at the same time, I don't trust the people claiming to want to do that want to reduce harm and agony. Too bad breatharianism is bullshit. No matter what we do, we're killers. Better do something useful with my life I guess :) - need to justify it.
3289   Patrick   2021 Mar 30, 8:37am  

Well, I've never thrown crabs into boiling water again, but then crabs themselves would eat me alive if they could.
3291   HeadSet   2021 Mar 30, 10:27am  

Patrick says
but then crabs themselves would eat me alive if they could.

They eat each other alive. A wounded crab will be devoured immediately if it has a crack in the shell.
3292   Tenpoundbass   2021 Mar 30, 11:11am  

Gas station Sushi has really upped their game.

3293   SoTex   2021 Mar 30, 7:31pm  

Kepi says
live near the west coast of the US


If you were out on the Pacifica Pier catching them I may have been right beside you at one point or another.
3294   Ceffer   2021 Mar 30, 7:42pm  

When Covid vaccine corpses start washing up on shore, and the crabs and seagulls won't touch them, we know we are in trouble.
3295   HeadSet   2021 Mar 30, 7:44pm  

Ceffer says
When Covid vaccine corpses start washing up on shore, and the crabs and seagulls won't touch them, we know we are in trouble.

And then the corpses re-animate and come after our brains...
3298   RC2006   2021 Mar 31, 7:30am  

3299   rocketjoe79   2021 Mar 31, 9:46am  

Onvacation says


The CIA will be recruiting this psychopath to waterboard future Islamists.
3302   Bd6r   2021 Apr 2, 8:37pm  

3304   Patrick   2021 Apr 3, 11:44am  



I hesitated to post because I really love my wife, but it is funny.
3305   Ceffer   2021 Apr 3, 2:36pm  

Patrick says

I hesitated to post because I really love my wife, but it is funny.


This is clearly fake news, because no wife would give a man a cheap divorce like this as long as she had a breath in her body.
3306   Onvacation   2021 Apr 4, 6:30pm  

ORCA II
3307   HeadSet   2021 Apr 4, 6:45pm  

That "Orca" above could be used to cause sea level rise that can be blamed on AGW.
3308   Bd6r   2021 Apr 6, 7:28am  

3309   Bd6r   2021 Apr 6, 7:28am  

3311   Patrick   2021 Apr 10, 7:46pm  

Buzz Aldrin was not happy with guy who said he lied about landing on the moon

3312   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2021 Apr 10, 7:54pm  

Patrick says
Buzz Aldrin was not happy with guy who said he lied about landing on the moon



Well deserved punch in the face.
3313   Tenpoundbass   2021 Apr 10, 9:16pm  

Liars resort to violence the quickest. Just sayin...
3314   SoTex   2021 Apr 10, 9:20pm  

That generation didn't put up with 'in yer face' like people do these days. I'm surprised it took so long for him to hit him.
3315   Patrick   2021 Apr 10, 9:23pm  

I admire him for punching that guy.
3316   HeadSet   2021 Apr 11, 6:20pm  

Patrick says
I admire him for punching that guy.

Looked like a solid hit, too. Lots of arm strength from all that training in a 600 lb space suit.
3323   Patrick   2021 Apr 16, 2:30pm  

Just got a fun spam:



Lol, I'm the administrator for patrick.net email, which has only my own account.
3325   Patrick   2021 Apr 17, 11:47am  

https://twitter.com/NouveauDeco/status/1312655677676978176#m

Some things never change. Snowball fight 124 years ago. Lyon, France, 1896. Colorized and speed adjusted. Original in black and white by Louis Lumiere.


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