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Patrick
2021 Mar 30, 8:37am
Patrick
2021 Mar 30, 8:37am
Well, I've never thrown crabs into boiling water again, but then crabs themselves would eat me alive if they could.
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HeadSet
2021 Mar 30, 10:27am
HeadSet
2021 Mar 30, 10:27am
Patrick says
They eat each other alive. A wounded crab will be devoured immediately if it has a crack in the shell.
but then crabs themselves would eat me alive if they could.
They eat each other alive. A wounded crab will be devoured immediately if it has a crack in the shell.
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SoTex
2021 Mar 30, 7:31pm
SoTex
2021 Mar 30, 7:31pm
Kepi says
If you were out on the Pacifica Pier catching them I may have been right beside you at one point or another.
live near the west coast of the US
If you were out on the Pacifica Pier catching them I may have been right beside you at one point or another.
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Ceffer
2021 Mar 30, 7:42pm
Ceffer
2021 Mar 30, 7:42pm
When Covid vaccine corpses start washing up on shore, and the crabs and seagulls won't touch them, we know we are in trouble.
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HeadSet
2021 Mar 30, 7:44pm
HeadSet
2021 Mar 30, 7:44pm
Ceffer says
And then the corpses re-animate and come after our brains...
When Covid vaccine corpses start washing up on shore, and the crabs and seagulls won't touch them, we know we are in trouble.
And then the corpses re-animate and come after our brains...
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Patrick
2021 Apr 3, 11:44am
I hesitated to post because I really love my wife, but it is funny.
Patrick
2021 Apr 3, 11:44am
I hesitated to post because I really love my wife, but it is funny.
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Ceffer
2021 Apr 3, 2:36pm
Ceffer
2021 Apr 3, 2:36pm
Patrick says
This is clearly fake news, because no wife would give a man a cheap divorce like this as long as she had a breath in her body.
I hesitated to post because I really love my wife, but it is funny.
This is clearly fake news, because no wife would give a man a cheap divorce like this as long as she had a breath in her body.
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HeadSet
2021 Apr 4, 6:45pm
HeadSet
2021 Apr 4, 6:45pm
That "Orca" above could be used to cause sea level rise that can be blamed on AGW.
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Patrick
2021 Apr 10, 7:46pm
Patrick
2021 Apr 10, 7:46pm
Buzz Aldrin was not happy with guy who said he lied about landing on the moon
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FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden
2021 Apr 10, 7:54pm
Patrick says
Well deserved punch in the face.
Buzz Aldrin was not happy with guy who said he lied about landing on the moon
Well deserved punch in the face.
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SoTex
2021 Apr 10, 9:20pm
SoTex
2021 Apr 10, 9:20pm
That generation didn't put up with 'in yer face' like people do these days. I'm surprised it took so long for him to hit him.
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HeadSet
2021 Apr 11, 6:20pm
HeadSet
2021 Apr 11, 6:20pm
Patrick says
Looked like a solid hit, too. Lots of arm strength from all that training in a 600 lb space suit.
I admire him for punching that guy.
Looked like a solid hit, too. Lots of arm strength from all that training in a 600 lb space suit.
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Patrick
2021 Apr 16, 2:30pm
Patrick
2021 Apr 16, 2:30pm
Just got a fun spam:
Lol, I'm the administrator for patrick.net email, which has only my own account.
Lol, I'm the administrator for patrick.net email, which has only my own account.
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Patrick
2021 Apr 17, 11:47am
Patrick
2021 Apr 17, 11:47am
https://twitter.com/NouveauDeco/status/1312655677676978176#m
Some things never change. Snowball fight 124 years ago. Lyon, France, 1896. Colorized and speed adjusted. Original in black and white by Louis Lumiere.
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richwicks
2021 Apr 20, 11:10am
richwicks
2021 Apr 20, 11:10am
HunterTits says
You might enjoy this - somebody did some work to make the original trilogy make sense in context with the prequels and as well with the sequels. The first one isn't really that good, but the next two are pretty hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oQtGCtnF2Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwsMYJdmutQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2zRFPeEDS0
You might enjoy this - somebody did some work to make the original trilogy make sense in context with the prequels and as well with the sequels. The first one isn't really that good, but the next two are pretty hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oQtGCtnF2Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwsMYJdmutQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2zRFPeEDS0
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