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3975   Ceffer   2021 Nov 15, 1:08pm  

BayArea says
I must be jaded because I knew that was coming after the second line... lol

I bet you didn't know the bear was her divorce lawyer.
3976   Bd6r   2021 Nov 15, 2:39pm  

Eric Holder says

picture is missing 5-8 kids in background
3977   Eric Holder   2021 Nov 15, 5:09pm  

“Student of the month, Alec Baldwin school of firearms safety”

3978   richwicks   2021 Nov 15, 5:31pm  

Eric Holder says
“Student of the month, Alec Baldwin school of firearms safety”



Is that seriously a real picture or is it photoshopped?

Why the fuck would anybody pull out a gun during a trial? Haha, I'm realizing I'm so well conditioned, not only do I have great difficulty pointing an absolutely for certain unloaded gun with the safety on at anything I don't intend to shoot, I can't even put my eyes in the sight unless I plan to fire it.

This seems reckless and irresponsible to me.
3979   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 15, 5:36pm  

richwicks says
Is that seriously a real picture or is it photoshopped?


It is. There are other angles. Had his finger on the trigger, inside the trigger guard. Did not check to see if loaded when he picked it up.


3980   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 15, 5:37pm  

Here is a photoshop.

3981   richwicks   2021 Nov 15, 5:42pm  

CaptainHorsePaste says
It is. There are other angles. Had his finger on the trigger, inside the trigger guard. Did not check to see if loaded when he picked it up.


HAHA! Holy fuck. This guy doesn't know how to handle a weapon. Oh my god, he actually put his finger on the fucking trigger?

I shot guns for FUN as a kid, never tried to kill any thing - well once (I still feel bad about that, stupid brother goading me on), but I mean, who the fuck would put their finger on the trigger instead of keeping it on the trigger guard?

This guy is a fucking maniac. It doesn't goddamned matter if you think it's unloaded, you've been told it's unloaded, that you've CHECKED to see it's unloaded. It's always loaded. The only time you might DARE to think it's not loaded is when you're trying to shoot somebody or something that is about to kill you.
3986   HeadSet   2021 Nov 16, 5:16pm  

The cartoons above falsely deflect blame to the oil companies and away from Biden' policies.
3987   Patrick   2021 Nov 16, 5:37pm  

Good point.

It really is entirely Biden's fault for shutting down the Keystone Pipeline and his other disastrous policies.

I wonder if the CIA is now paying cartoonists to make propaganda. They might well be.
3990   Ceffer   2021 Nov 17, 11:16am  

Babylon Bee's 10 top college picks:
3991   HeadSet   2021 Nov 17, 6:41pm  

The response to that above tweet should be:

The only way I would be "fucking dumb" is if we were to go on a date.
3992   Bd6r   2021 Nov 18, 5:55am  

3995   Ceffer   2021 Nov 21, 5:56pm  

That's a lot of trouble to go to for something you can't even smoke.
3996   HeadSet   2021 Nov 21, 6:56pm  

Where does the sealed system get its CO2?
3997   Patrick   2021 Nov 21, 7:55pm  

Plants give off some CO2 at night, iirc.
3998   richwicks   2021 Nov 21, 8:55pm  

HeadSet says
Where does the sealed system get its CO2?

I believe terrariums also normally include bugs. In addition, dead plant material is converted to CO2 as well over time through bacteria.
3999   Karloff   2021 Nov 21, 9:56pm  

I'm a bit leary on that as well. My experience says it would just rot.
4000   Patrick   2021 Nov 21, 10:18pm  

https://nitter.pussthecat.org/Not_the_Bee/status/1461781458801106953

Armored truck dumps money all over a highway in San Diego.
4001   richwicks   2021 Nov 22, 12:41pm  

Karloff says
I'm a bit leary on that as well. My experience says it would just rot.


My sister built a terrarium back when I was a kid. I know it went on for longer than a year.

They aren't that unusual or difficult to make.

You can make a pretty simple terrarium - just fill a glass jug with seawater and some sand. You'll be surprised what springs up. It will reach equilibrium or die off entirely. If you get any large creatures in it by accident, when it dies, it's quite likely to radically change the environment.
4002   Ceffer   2021 Nov 22, 12:51pm  

When you need a weed whacker to find the beef. In the olden days, did they even need rags for their periods, or did they just wring out their bush?
4003   richwicks   2021 Nov 22, 2:27pm  

Ceffer says
When you need a weed whacker to find the beef. In the olden days, did they even need rags for their periods, or did they just wring out their bush?


It doesn't offend anybody. It's just not attractive to a large segment of the male population.
4004   HeadSet   2021 Nov 22, 6:13pm  

richwicks says
It doesn't offend anybody. It's just not attractive to a large segment of the male population.

Yes, just like a lot of women do not like beards on men.
4005   Onvacation   2021 Nov 23, 6:49am  

richwicks says


It doesn't offend anybody. It's just not attractive to a large segment of the male population.

She looks stinky, offensively stinky.
4007   Ceffer   2021 Nov 23, 10:11am  

We always used to laugh at those old European 'barbarian' movies on TV, because when the women 'barbarians' would raise their arms, they would show massive pit hair. It was a thing that was routine in Europe, if it isn't still.

I had a Danish girl friend for a while, and she didn't shave her arm pits. She was a bit musky, but I got used to it.
4008   Patrick   2021 Nov 23, 10:16am  

I believe the American custom of women shaving under their arms has come to Europe.

It's also true that American women did not shave their pubic hair until fairly recently. I don't like it. Trimming if it's out of control, OK, but Barbie-doll, no.
4009   stereotomy   2021 Nov 23, 10:23am  

Patrick says
It's also true that American women did not shave their pubic hair until fairly recently. I don't like it. Trimming if it's out of control, OK, but Barbie-doll, no.


If only dese wimmins realized that the shaved beaver is a pedo turn-on, since it imitates the appearance of the prepubescent pubic mound . . .

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