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GreaterNYCDude
2022 Jan 2, 7:17pm
Tenpoundbass says
Does it come with a happy ending? That would almost make me WANT to go to the dentist!
Does it come with a happy ending? That would almost make me WANT to go to the dentist!
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Ceffer
2022 Jan 4, 9:45am
Ceffer
2022 Jan 4, 9:45am
Semen plugs. Maybe they should recover them from the lines, slice 'em up, and serve them to the coeds as diet cheese spread. It might brighten up their disposition.
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HeadSet
2022 Jan 4, 11:47am
HeadSet
2022 Jan 4, 11:47am
zzyzzx says
So, what are you saying, that you got a similar notice from your mom?
I did not live on campus when I went there.
So, what are you saying, that you got a similar notice from your mom?
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Ceffer
2022 Jan 4, 12:03pm
Ceffer
2022 Jan 4, 12:03pm
zzyzzx says
This is just the campus human resources, immense hirsute lesbians and SJWs deflecting blame onto the white male again for all of the menstrual rags and bales of tissue that cause plumbing problems on campus. Sperm is a relatively harmless fluid, except when it results in child support.
I did not live on campus when I went there.
This is just the campus human resources, immense hirsute lesbians and SJWs deflecting blame onto the white male again for all of the menstrual rags and bales of tissue that cause plumbing problems on campus. Sperm is a relatively harmless fluid, except when it results in child support.
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Tenpoundbass
2022 Jan 4, 8:48pm
Tenpoundbass
2022 Jan 4, 8:48pm
A classic for the ages. I'm sure this one was posted before here, but that was before Patrick started downloading all pic links.
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Patrick
2022 Jan 5, 3:18pm
Patrick
2022 Jan 5, 3:18pm
I heard this limerick from my high school band teacher, back when you could say such things:
There once was a hermit named Dave,
who kept a dead whore in his cave.
She was missing one tit and smelled like shit,
but think of the money he saved!
There once was a hermit named Dave,
who kept a dead whore in his cave.
She was missing one tit and smelled like shit,
but think of the money he saved!
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Patrick
2022 Jan 6, 1:12pm
Patrick
2022 Jan 6, 1:12pm
https://nitter.pussthecat.org/Not_the_Bee/status/1478750708388278275?source=patrick.net
Scientists have taught a goldfish how to drive a motorized vehicle so there's one more thing to worry about
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