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I can't wait for the sensational news story in this kids future.

"Beiber's body guards pummel and beat him senseless because he couldn't afford to pay them."

or

"Loud mouth punk Beiber, gets mauled by an angry rabble, after he files bankruptcy and his body guards quit."

Straw Man says

What's wrong with this picture?

Love
Vince Vaughn

CaptainShuddup says

What's wrong with this picture?

Money mustard instead of honey mustard. I also have no idea what "Niman Ranch" means.

I know I was playing on the Vince Vaughn thing.

"Yo that sauce is Money!"

zzyzzx says

I also have no idea what "Niman Ranch" means.

Hippie Bay Area farm where pigs are fed organic food and get massages and blowjobs before slaughter.

Ceffer says

Since pigs are known to ejaculate as much as a quart, is that regarded as an organic protein big gulp?

And how do you know that?

There was no where more appropriate for this one than here.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/60004FZ2bes

zzyzzx says

The dirties part of these posts are all the orange and yellow penises.

where do i start?

Bubbabear says

SoftShell says

where do i start?

Roll in flour and look for wet spot!

Bubbabear says

She's burping after swallowing a sumo wrestler.

Just cause the picture is funny

Dog training

Perhaps "package" means something different in the UK, but..

zzyzzx says

Yet, homosexuality is "not natural". Nope, it occurs no where in nature.

Mortal Combat Puppy Edition
http://www.youtube.com/embed/7z0DIBAZ8zU

The puppy's finishing move is a fart.