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4674   Bd6r   2022 Jul 22, 2:49pm  

for @Patrick re. his current travels:

4675   Bd6r   2022 Jul 22, 2:50pm  

4676   Bd6r   2022 Jul 22, 2:50pm  

4677   Patrick   2022 Jul 22, 2:56pm  

Lol, reminds me of this sign:

4678   Patrick   2022 Jul 22, 2:57pm  

Bd6r says

for @Patrick re. his current travels


It's true! Unlike Californians, the British just don't wear hats, even when the sun is beating down on them. It's like they have no clue that they can be sunburned.
4679   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jul 23, 9:31am  

Remember always get your facts first!



4681   Ceffer   2022 Jul 24, 1:11am  

Move over, RealDolls: "The inventor of the world's first voice-activated oral sex machine has updated it with new commands.

The machine, called Autoblow AI+, has six voice commands: "Start", "Pause", "Faster", "Slower", "More" and "Cum". The last one activates the turbo speed.

When will it go on sale?"
4683   HeadSet   2022 Jul 24, 7:26am  

Odd that the BJ machine has a head that looks like the bald inventor wearing makeup.
4686   Onvacation   2022 Jul 24, 12:28pm  

Ceffer says



Manatee mating season?
4687   Patrick   2022 Jul 24, 12:34pm  



Irish porn
4689   Ceffer   2022 Jul 24, 3:48pm  

For you city folks that don't know how a calf is born, here is a rare pic of a cow's nest.
4690   richwicks   2022 Jul 24, 3:55pm  

Ceffer says

For you city folks that don't know how a calf is born, here is a rare pic of a cow's nest.


Those aren't cow eggs!
4691   Ceffer   2022 Jul 24, 4:12pm  

Sheepherding dog decides it's better to be a Globalist:
4694   Patrick   2022 Jul 25, 8:59am  

https://nitter.pussthecat.org/Not_the_Bee/status/1550578309947342850


Brent Havins shot this video of a wind turbine that got struck by lightning.


4698   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jul 25, 4:35pm  

Oldie but a goodie, a couple of my posts in the last couple days, are images that were posted in this thread early on. But are either so far back before Pat implemented the url extractor and auto download.



4700   Ceffer   2022 Jul 27, 12:25pm  

"Fairy Welfare Knock Up" has a nice ring to it.
4701   richwicks   2022 Jul 27, 12:43pm  

Patrick says








Well, I see some irony in this - the peg will fit perfectly into each hole it appears, as long as the orientation of the peg isn't changed.
4702   Ceffer   2022 Jul 27, 7:41pm  

Maybe a wall will help.
4703   REpro   2022 Jul 28, 3:26pm  

Ceffer says

Maybe a wall will help.

Finelly Mexican will pay for the wall.
4704   Ceffer   2022 Jul 28, 4:31pm  

Are these the ones who hate the BoomFucks? More important to know about the Kadashians, anyway.
4705   Ceffer   2022 Jul 28, 4:36pm  

Must be monkey pox dementia:
4707   ElYorsh   2022 Jul 30, 12:55pm  

HunterTits says



Well. If she kept it in it's box and in good storage, it would probably be worth more than a Toyota
4708   Onvacation   2022 Jul 30, 1:31pm  

HunterTits says



It's a wonderful place. It has crime, corruption, pollution, incredible wealth inequality, and is very crowded. It also has good food, clean and safe neighborhoods, culture, and is reasonably priced. I was only there for two weeks but would definitely want to go back and spend more time there.

Rent for a whole year before you move there permanent.
4712   richwicks   2022 Jul 30, 10:37pm  

Patrick says


https://notthebee.com/article/first-ever-female-tour-de-france-sees-30-bike-pileup


There's a woman Tour? I'd be interested in the stats.

I used to follow biking because it's so inhuman. I'd wonder how they compare.

People don't understand what a feat this is. It's grueling. They do something like a century (100 miles) a day. They climb mountains and descend them at 70 MPH. Its insane. Anybody that has biked sort of seriously realizes how insane the battle is. They average, AVERAGE over 23 miles an hour through the entire course, and the course is insane.

I know women cannot compete against men in this crazy sport, but the top ones would have kicked my ass at any age.

I've done centuries before, the last 20 miles is thinking of something I can eat, and the end of it was me on the floor exhausted as salt crystals formed on my skin. A hundred miles is a lot, and it's scenic and enjoyable at first, but when you're 30 miles out it's more of a question of if you can make it back. 50 miles out you know you have to return, and you're already exhausted, and you're 1/2 way there. They aren't human. They do this every day for a month. It's insane. People who don't bike don't comprehend how inhuman the race is.

I've done 60 MPH down a hill at 20, it's terrifying. Your center of gravity is way up, you have to really hug the road and trust your tires won't slip. It was stupid for me to do that at 18, if I went down, I would have been seriously injured if not dead. I've gone down mountains that if I slipped, I was fucking dead. It was a lot of fun in youth, but so fucking stupid. Any mistake or fuckup, I was dead.

That's just a typical race for them. Many people have been killed in it. Hit a patch of sand or dirt and you're dead.

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