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Lol, reminds me of this sign:

Bd6r says

for @Patrick re. his current travels

It's true! Unlike Californians, the British just don't wear hats, even when the sun is beating down on them. It's like they have no clue that they can be sunburned.

Remember always get your facts first!

Move over, RealDolls: "The inventor of the world's first voice-activated oral sex machine has updated it with new commands.

The machine, called Autoblow AI+, has six voice commands: "Start", "Pause", "Faster", "Slower", "More" and "Cum". The last one activates the turbo speed.

When will it go on sale?"

Odd that the BJ machine has a head that looks like the bald inventor wearing makeup.

Ceffer says

Manatee mating season?

Irish porn

For you city folks that don't know how a calf is born, here is a rare pic of a cow's nest.

Ceffer says

For you city folks that don't know how a calf is born, here is a rare pic of a cow's nest.

Those aren't cow eggs!

Sheepherding dog decides it's better to be a Globalist:

https://nitter.pussthecat.org/Not_the_Bee/status/1550578309947342850

Brent Havins shot this video of a wind turbine that got struck by lightning.

Oldie but a goodie, a couple of my posts in the last couple days, are images that were posted in this thread early on. But are either so far back before Pat implemented the url extractor and auto download.

"Fairy Welfare Knock Up" has a nice ring to it.

Patrick says

Well, I see some irony in this - the peg will fit perfectly into each hole it appears, as long as the orientation of the peg isn't changed.

Maybe a wall will help.

Ceffer says

Maybe a wall will help.

Finelly Mexican will pay for the wall.

Are these the ones who hate the BoomFucks? More important to know about the Kadashians, anyway.

Must be monkey pox dementia:

HunterTits says

Well. If she kept it in it's box and in good storage, it would probably be worth more than a Toyota

HunterTits says

It's a wonderful place. It has crime, corruption, pollution, incredible wealth inequality, and is very crowded. It also has good food, clean and safe neighborhoods, culture, and is reasonably priced. I was only there for two weeks but would definitely want to go back and spend more time there.

Rent for a whole year before you move there permanent.

https://notthebee.com/article/first-ever-female-tour-de-france-sees-30-bike-pileup

Patrick says

https://notthebee.com/article/first-ever-female-tour-de-france-sees-30-bike-pileup

There's a woman Tour? I'd be interested in the stats.

I used to follow biking because it's so inhuman. I'd wonder how they compare.

People don't understand what a feat this is. It's grueling. They do something like a century (100 miles) a day. They climb mountains and descend them at 70 MPH. Its insane. Anybody that has biked sort of seriously realizes how insane the battle is. They average, AVERAGE over 23 miles an hour through the entire course, and the course is insane.

I know women cannot compete against men in this crazy sport, but the top ones would have kicked my ass at any age.

I've done centuries before, the last 20 miles is thinking of something I can eat, and the end of it was me on the floor exhausted as salt crystals formed on my skin. A hundred miles is a lot, and it's scenic and enjoyable at first, but when you're 30 miles out it's more of a question of if you can make it back. 50 miles out you know you have to return, and you're already exhausted, and you're 1/2 way there. They aren't human. They do this every day for a month. It's insane. People who don't bike don't comprehend how inhuman the race is.

I've done 60 MPH down a hill at 20, it's terrifying. Your center of gravity is way up, you have to really hug the road and trust your tires won't slip. It was stupid for me to do that at 18, if I went down, I would have been seriously injured if not dead. I've gone down mountains that if I slipped, I was fucking dead. It was a lot of fun in youth, but so fucking stupid. Any mistake or fuckup, I was dead.

That's just a typical race for them. Many people have been killed in it. Hit a patch of sand or dirt and you're dead.

Patrick says

https://notthebee.com/article/first-ever-female-tour-de-france-sees-30-bike-pileup

Lemme guess - one lady was putting on lipstick and not watching the road.