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4718   Patrick   2022 Jul 31, 12:23pm  

richwicks says

That's just a typical race for them. Many people have been killed in it. Hit a patch of sand or dirt and you're dead.


While jogging near Huddart Park a few years ago, I saw a guy hit a pine cone while zipping down the hill on his bike. He skittered on the road like a skipping stone on water.

He got up and said he was OK, but he was definitely not OK, with small patches scraped off so you could see the layer of fat below, and even muscle. He didn't seem quite aware of his situation, so I asked him for his wife's phone number after seeing his wedding ring, and started to explain to her that she should come and get him, and she hung up on me.

A crowd gathered and someone else called an ambulance, so I left.
4719   richwicks   2022 Jul 31, 1:35pm  

Patrick says

He got up and said he was OK, but he was definitely not OK, with small patches scraped off so you could see the layer of fat below, and even muscle. He didn't seem quite aware of his situation, so I asked him for his wife's phone number after seeing his wedding ring, and started to explain to her that she should come and get him, and she hung up on me.


I hope that guy divorced his wife. Shit if a workplace acquaintance got injured that I slightly hated, I would have intervened.

I've been in a serious accident before, a concussion. What I learned from that is if you have a concussion, you won't realize it, even if you are thinking "do I have a concussion?" I could name the president, and other similar things, but I wasn't certain where I lived exactly. I found my place and went to sleep, the stupidest possible thing I could have done. When I woke up, I discovered what broken ribs feel like, it's the worst pain I've ever felt, I didn't lie down again for a month. I literally slept in a chair with a bunch of towels and blankets on my lap laying on top of them. Sneezing, coughing, laughing - was excruciating pain.

You can't feel pain when you're in shock. Interesting experience. Funny, we all stop acting stupid once we get really hurt.

It's also interesting in that I didn't want help either. I think this is natural in men, not to show weakness, no matter how fucked up we are. I imagine if I got shot in the chest, I would blow it off as I bled to death and drowned in my own blood. We're stoopid..
4721   richwicks   2022 Jul 31, 1:43pm  

I'm going to watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail now.
4723   Ceffer   2022 Jul 31, 3:14pm  

There's a gal who had one too many Cleveland steamers:
4730   Patrick   2022 Aug 5, 1:04pm  

American math team beats China in world finals.



I'm proud of Americans no matter where they or their ancestors came from!
4731   Ceffer   2022 Aug 5, 3:06pm  

Da Bee Buzz:


4738   HeadSet   2022 Aug 14, 7:14pm  

Booger says



Literally - Drive Humps. German has fun with their similar word for drive - Fahren. "Ausfahrt Verbotten" comes to mind.
4739   Ceffer   2022 Aug 17, 10:45am  

The more I learn, the more I feel I'm not getting anywhere.
4741   Onvacation   2022 Aug 17, 2:12pm  

Patrick says







Actually, black on yellow is just a warning. Black on white is law.
4742   Onvacation   2022 Aug 17, 4:29pm  

Onvacation says

Actually, black on yellow is just a warning. Black on white is law.

I've been to traffic school a lot. One time I got to keep my ticket off my record by taking a red cross CPR class.
4743   Patrick   2022 Aug 17, 4:36pm  

I had to go once when I got two speeding tickets in a few months.

The first one was for going 74 in a 65 zone.

The second was because I was being tailgated by an unmarked white van and sped up to get away from it. The white van was actually tracking my speed for the police, something they do as an alternative to using radar.

Traffic school was really punishment, not school.
4750   Patrick   2022 Aug 19, 1:01pm  

That pound of platinum is worth about $14,400 at the moment.
4751   Patrick   2022 Aug 19, 1:59pm  

I think they would notice the loss of a 5G tower pretty damn quickly and have someone there within minutes.

It's a fun dream though.
4752   richwicks   2022 Aug 19, 2:11pm  

ZipperTits says

Patrick says


That pound of platinum is worth about $14,400 at the moment.


Say. One person can't do it alone. And we could get electrocuted. So we'd need at least three people? One who knows his shit around that thing in order for us to quickly strip out that platinum?


I'm a bit suspicious as to why platinum would be in an antennae, especially a pound of the stuff. Gold is used in electronics, but only very small amounts.
4753   HeadSet   2022 Aug 19, 2:59pm  

Bd6r says



I am pretty sure that is a joke. What use is platinum in an antenna? Also, 5 pounds of copper? Doubtful. I am familiar with broadcast antennas in the VHF and UHF range and they are either hollow metal with loops or a thin strand of staggered metal filament in a fiberglass rod. I do not think gig range has a significantly different tech. Maybe the copper is the wires leading from the base of the tower to the antennas at the top.

The joke being to risk your neck to climb a live tower with a saw, just like saying the bowls in the lion's cage at the zoo are solid gold.
4755   1337irr   2022 Aug 20, 1:57pm  

Patrick says

I think they would notice the loss of a 5G tower pretty damn quickly and have someone there within minutes.

It's a fun dream though.

You would be surprise....
4756   Ceffer   2022 Aug 22, 1:33am  

Now, that's some dirty pool.
4757   RWSGFY   2022 Aug 22, 11:11am  

Bd6r says




Much easier to get shitload of copper from EV charging cables. The cat converters thiefs are already moving on to this greener pasture.

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