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4730   Patrick   2022 Aug 5, 1:04pm  

American math team beats China in world finals.



I'm proud of Americans no matter where they or their ancestors came from!
4731   Ceffer   2022 Aug 5, 3:06pm  

Da Bee Buzz:


4738   HeadSet   2022 Aug 14, 7:14pm  

Booger says



Literally - Drive Humps. German has fun with their similar word for drive - Fahren. "Ausfahrt Verbotten" comes to mind.
4739   Ceffer   2022 Aug 17, 10:45am  

The more I learn, the more I feel I'm not getting anywhere.
4741   Onvacation   2022 Aug 17, 2:12pm  

Patrick says







Actually, black on yellow is just a warning. Black on white is law.
4742   Onvacation   2022 Aug 17, 4:29pm  

Onvacation says

Actually, black on yellow is just a warning. Black on white is law.

I've been to traffic school a lot. One time I got to keep my ticket off my record by taking a red cross CPR class.
4743   Patrick   2022 Aug 17, 4:36pm  

I had to go once when I got two speeding tickets in a few months.

The first one was for going 74 in a 65 zone.

The second was because I was being tailgated by an unmarked white van and sped up to get away from it. The white van was actually tracking my speed for the police, something they do as an alternative to using radar.

Traffic school was really punishment, not school.
4750   Patrick   2022 Aug 19, 1:01pm  

That pound of platinum is worth about $14,400 at the moment.
4751   Patrick   2022 Aug 19, 1:59pm  

I think they would notice the loss of a 5G tower pretty damn quickly and have someone there within minutes.

It's a fun dream though.
4752   richwicks   2022 Aug 19, 2:11pm  

ZipperTits says

Patrick says


That pound of platinum is worth about $14,400 at the moment.


Say. One person can't do it alone. And we could get electrocuted. So we'd need at least three people? One who knows his shit around that thing in order for us to quickly strip out that platinum?


I'm a bit suspicious as to why platinum would be in an antennae, especially a pound of the stuff. Gold is used in electronics, but only very small amounts.
4753   HeadSet   2022 Aug 19, 2:59pm  

Bd6r says



I am pretty sure that is a joke. What use is platinum in an antenna? Also, 5 pounds of copper? Doubtful. I am familiar with broadcast antennas in the VHF and UHF range and they are either hollow metal with loops or a thin strand of staggered metal filament in a fiberglass rod. I do not think gig range has a significantly different tech. Maybe the copper is the wires leading from the base of the tower to the antennas at the top.

The joke being to risk your neck to climb a live tower with a saw, just like saying the bowls in the lion's cage at the zoo are solid gold.
4755   1337irr   2022 Aug 20, 1:57pm  

Patrick says

I think they would notice the loss of a 5G tower pretty damn quickly and have someone there within minutes.

It's a fun dream though.

You would be surprise....
4756   Ceffer   2022 Aug 22, 1:33am  

Now, that's some dirty pool.
4757   RWSGFY   2022 Aug 22, 11:11am  

Bd6r says




Much easier to get shitload of copper from EV charging cables. The cat converters thiefs are already moving on to this greener pasture.
4759   Ceffer   2022 Aug 24, 8:06pm  

One of Rin's rejects. The good news is, it just needed to be hosed down and still works fine.
https://t.me/DH_newz/1234
4761   Onvacation   2022 Aug 26, 9:44pm  

"I thought feminists were just frumpy dykes"
4762   Bd6r   2022 Aug 27, 1:46pm  

HeadSet says

I am pretty sure that is a joke. What use is platinum in an antenna?

A joke. Cu yes, Pt probably no.
4763   Bd6r   2022 Aug 27, 1:46pm  

4764   Bd6r   2022 Aug 27, 1:47pm  

4765   Bd6r   2022 Aug 27, 1:48pm  

Old but good and funny:

4766   Ceffer   2022 Aug 27, 1:58pm  

Bd6r says

Old but good and funny

It does seem quite common when the thugs have the tables turned, they show remarkably cowardly and childish whimpering behavior when they feel pain in return.
4767   GNL   2022 Aug 27, 2:14pm  

Bd6r says



I do not doubt this one bit.

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