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4764   Bd6r   2022 Aug 27, 1:47pm  

4765   Bd6r   2022 Aug 27, 1:48pm  

Old but good and funny:

4766   Ceffer   2022 Aug 27, 1:58pm  

Bd6r says

Old but good and funny

It does seem quite common when the thugs have the tables turned, they show remarkably cowardly and childish whimpering behavior when they feel pain in return.
4767   GNL   2022 Aug 27, 2:14pm  

Bd6r says



I do not doubt this one bit.
4770   richwicks   2022 Aug 27, 3:31pm  

Tenpoundbass says








I don't quite get it.

* The crowd is composed of screws
* Apparently the leader is a screw-driver, driven by ANOTHER screw driver, that cannot interface with all the screws
* So this indicates the leader is just a pointless conduit to control the masses?
4771   just_passing_through   2022 Aug 27, 3:35pm  

That's my perspective.
4772   Onvacation   2022 Aug 27, 3:52pm  

richwicks says

* So this indicates the leader is just a pointless conduit to control the masses?

So our fight is really with the unknown star-bit drivers or maybe the beings that hold them.
4773   Ceffer   2022 Aug 27, 3:53pm  

The rules that apply to the masters don't apply to the masses.
4774   ForcedTQ   2022 Aug 27, 4:08pm  

Ceffer says

The rules that apply to the masters don't apply to the masses.


The rules that apply to the masses don't apply to the masters. FIFY.
4775   ForcedTQ   2022 Aug 27, 4:08pm  

Onvacation says

richwicks says


* So this indicates the leader is just a pointless conduit to control the masses?

So our fight is really with the unknown star-bit drivers or maybe the beings that hold them.

"Torx" bit
4776   Onvacation   2022 Aug 27, 4:51pm  

richwicks says

the leader

You meant "the ruler".

Leaders guide their people to the promised land. Rulers enrich themselves and march their subjects to ruin.
4777   Undoctored   2022 Aug 27, 7:32pm  

Those signs are supposed to be in support of the Head Screw at the podium. The crowd of screws wrongly assumes he is one of them.
4778   richwicks   2022 Aug 27, 8:12pm  

Undoctored says


Those signs are supposed to be in support of the Head Screw at the podium. The crowd of screws wrongly assumes he is one of them.


You're right. It never occurred to me that the audience could not see what was on the oppressor's head, nor that they cannot see it's not a screw, but rather a screwdriver who is also driven to drive them.

I'm a bit embarrassed I missed that.
4779   Undoctored   2022 Aug 27, 10:45pm  

@richwicks I myself actually missed the part that he was a driver bit and not a screw at all! I only noticed the hexalobe (Torx) instead of slotted head.

One more thing: Yes the screws are being screwed by the driver bit, but that bit in turn appears to be under the power of the Zionists, if I am reading his hexalobe-Star-of-David head correctly.
4780   richwicks   2022 Aug 28, 12:12am  

Undoctored says


One more thing: Yes the screws are being screwed by the driver bit, but that bit in turn appears to be under the power of the Zionists,


Oh no! You can't say that!

6 million Jewish people were ruthlessly murdered, but mounds of their shoes testify to their existence, their shoes just somehow escaped the crematorium.

This is something people can't deal with easily since we're constantly forced into a false dichotomy. There was a holocaust, but there's a CRAPLOAD of propaganda around it that survives to this day as "fact". Dispute ANYTHING claimed about the holocaust, and suddenly you find yourself a holocaust denier and a Nazi that wants to kill all the Jews.

My aunt once dragged me to a holocaust museum and we walked over reconstructed cobblestone streets and the wooden sidewalks that "Jews were confined to". You ever walk on cobblestone? An old lady or man could easily break an ankle on that shit, hell I felt sorry for the horses. The wooden sidewalks were sheer ecstasy to walk on after that. I don't think "Jews were confined to them", I think only Jews were allowed to use them.

Still, cobblestone lasts forever.



They are old, and I know they are a highlight of the Tour de France, because going over them is so tough on the riders.

https://www.velonews.com/events/tour-de-france/cobbles-in-the-tour-de-france-a-recent-history-of-the-blockbuster-stages/

Lots of crashes and injuries in those stages.

Zionists are just a Jewish mafia, don't confuse them for Jewish people, although most Jewish people are too ignorant, or too afraid, to go against them.
4781   RC2006   2022 Aug 28, 7:35am  

Undoctored says

@richwicks I myself actually missed the part that he was a driver bit and not a screw at all! I only noticed the hexalobe (Torx) instead of slotted head.

One more thing: Yes the screws are being screwed by the driver bit, but that bit in turn appears to be under the power of the Zionists, if I am reading his hexalobe-Star-of-David head correctly.

That's what I thought, they could have used Phillips but chose the star for that reason.
4782   Tenpoundbass   2022 Aug 28, 9:11am  

Undoctored says

@richwicks I myself actually missed the part that he was a driver bit and not a screw at all! I only noticed the hexalobe (Torx) instead of slotted head.

One more thing: Yes the screws are being screwed by the driver bit, but that bit in turn appears to be under the power of the Zionists, if I am reading his hexalobe-Star-of-David head correctly.


I think it's a brilliant meme, on one hand, it's a driver bit that can be driven by a Torx bit. But of course the Zion crybabies' will cry Antisemitism, but the mechanics in this meme is sound without the troupe. It's nice to have them in the mental trap for a change.
4784   Patrick   2022 Aug 28, 12:35pm  

richwicks says

their shoes just somehow escaped the crematorium


The shoes had value, the bodies didn't.

richwicks says

There was a holocaust, but there's a CRAPLOAD of propaganda around it that survives to this day as "fact". Dispute ANYTHING claimed about the holocaust, and suddenly you find yourself a holocaust denier and a Nazi that wants to kill all the Jews.


That's all true, imho. For example, Dachau near Munich is often cited as an extermination camp, but it wasn't. It was a harsh place, and people did die there, but mostly of disease. The camps where many people were outright murdered were generally in Poland, and they weren't just Jews.

I had a Polish Catholic relative who was something like mayor of his town. The Germans put him in Dachau where he became very ill, and then released him just before he died so he would not be counted as a death in the camp. Anyway, something like two million Poles were also killed, and we're not taught that at all.
4785   richwicks   2022 Aug 28, 12:50pm  

Patrick says


richwicks says


their shoes just somehow escaped the crematorium


The shoes had value, the bodies didn't.



Those piles I always see are flimsy and worthless. No. They're a prop, and who knows what they are from?

Patrick says



richwicks says


There was a holocaust, but there's a CRAPLOAD of propaganda around it that survives to this day as "fact". Dispute ANYTHING claimed about the holocaust, and suddenly you find yourself a holocaust denier and a Nazi that wants to kill all the Jews.


That's all true, imho. For example, Dachau near Munich is often cited as an extermination camp, but it wasn't. It was a harsh place, and people did die there, but mostly of disease. The camps where many people were outright murdered were generally in Poland, and they weren't just Jews.

I had a Polish Catholic relative who was something like mayor of his town. The Germans put him in Dachau where he became very ill, and then released him just before he died so he would not be counted as a death in the camp. Anyway, something like two million Poles were also killed, and we're not taught that at all.




original link

The forgotten Poles are another example of the propagand of "ONLY Jews died" - nope, they killed lots of people. The pink triangle that USED to represent homosexuals comes from that time period. Killed Poles, Gypsies (Romani), atheists, whatever.

I'm not saying the concentration camps were cake, I'm pointing out they were NOT death camps, they were slave labor camps. Still, you had to keep the slaves sane.
4788   Onvacation   2022 Aug 28, 5:35pm  

Neo battles a glitch in the matrix
4790   Tenpoundbass   2022 Aug 29, 3:36pm  

And one for Patrick



4792   Ceffer   2022 Aug 29, 4:05pm  

Patrick says


Lol, it's true.

https://www.irishpost.com/life-style/revealed-irish-fair-skinned-people-world-153584

You don't think they are spraying shit in the air? My pasty white indoor winter Irish-Scandinavian skin has gone out several times in Santa Cruz, sometimes on bike for a couple of hours, without sunblock and I have not registered any discomfort from sunburn.

Yes, I got sunburned all the time in the past from even small sun malfeasances.
4793   Patrick   2022 Aug 29, 4:42pm  

I'm half Irish myself, and I still get burned pretty easily. Probably just random genetics. Already had skin cancer once, on leg. It was just a basal cell cancer, easily removed, but annoying. My dad and my sister have also had basal cell cancers. Fortunately, the serious skin cancer, melanoma, is not so related to getting sunburned.
4795   Tenpoundbass   2022 Aug 30, 12:43pm  

LOL and for those that demand a source for everything you say.



4797   richwicks   2022 Aug 31, 2:01pm  

ZipperTits says





I'm a data hoarder (lite - there are people that have 100 TB NAS systems), have to preserve that.

I had to look up to find out who the hell "Mufasa" was. If Bambi were made today, Bambi's mother would have come back as a ghost to reassure him that although she's dead, she still exists and is looking over him. This would be done in order to reassure to the children that death isn't really a finality. With Charlotte it was kind of a finality, although one of her children stayed behind, as I recall.

I don't think I've seen Carlotte's Web in over 40 years.
4798   AmericanKulak   2022 Aug 31, 7:12pm  

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9! 9! 9!

That’s the best I’ve done so far.
4799   AmericanKulak   2022 Sep 1, 5:50pm  

Okay, here's an original. @Patrick

Being part Irish and part Jewish, nothing makes me happier when I hear my IRA is winning.
4800   Patrick   2022 Sep 1, 7:36pm  

Being part Irish and part Jewish myself, I'm always delighted by free drinks!

And as a Irish geek, I find these html characters to be pretty cool:

🍺🍻🍷🍹🍸🍾

They seem to be built-in to most browsers now.
4801   Ceffer   2022 Sep 1, 11:10pm  

""What happens if you light a fresh batch of cotton on fire?"
So thought the genius in China and set fire to his work."
4802   Ceffer   2022 Sep 1, 11:12pm  

AmericanKulak says

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9! 9! 9!

27 on a scale of 10. Pretty impressive.
4803   HeadSet   2022 Sep 2, 1:32pm  

Ceffer says

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9! 9! 9!

Um, in case some do not get the joke - 9! 9! 9! is "nein, nein, nein," as in "no, no, no" in English.

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