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KgK one
2022 Nov 4, 6:40pm
Ceffer says
Also u know I was going to fk up. You are the smart one why didn't you stop me.
cisTits says
My favorite from the archives of wife:
One day: "Don't order me around."
Next day: "How come you let me do that?"
Also u know I was going to fk up. You are the smart one why didn't you stop me.
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Blue
2022 Nov 5, 9:55am
Patrick says
LOL! I remember asking store clerks, did anyone became “white” who uses this product. After smiling says NO. It’s a mind bug of $Bs annually. Recently filled a lawsuit (by themselves!) to get immunity in case if anyone realize why skin color doesn’t change.
LOL! I remember asking store clerks, did anyone became “white” who uses this product. After smiling says NO. It’s a mind bug of $Bs annually. Recently filled a lawsuit (by themselves!) to get immunity in case if anyone realize why skin color doesn’t change.
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FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden
2022 Nov 6, 4:03pm
Patrick says
reminds me if my old chem professor jokes.
he loved saying…. solids are party elements because they rock.
reminds me if my old chem professor jokes.
he loved saying…. solids are party elements because they rock.
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Patrick
2022 Nov 6, 4:43pm
Patrick
2022 Nov 6, 4:43pm
FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says
Or:
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
reminds me if my old chem professor jokes.
he loved saying…. solids are party elements because they rock.
Or:
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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HeadSet
2022 Nov 6, 5:19pm
HeadSet
2022 Nov 6, 5:19pm
Similar to the James Bond phrase "Bond, James Bond" who has a martini shaken and not stirred:
"Bond, Ionic Bond"
Taken, not shared
"Bond, Ionic Bond"
Taken, not shared
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Onvacation
2022 Nov 8, 4:57pm
Onvacation
2022 Nov 8, 4:57pm
An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”
A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
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