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5034   DD214   2022 Nov 16, 5:16am  

5035   DD214   2022 Nov 16, 5:17am  

5036   Tenpoundbass   2022 Nov 16, 6:11am  

Ceffer says





I was at Home Depot yesterday, and I was going to ask this fugly woman where I could find 1/2 lock washers for nipple box connectors, and I needed some 12/2 Romex from the cage. When I got further to it, it looked like Alex Jones with a wig, and Bitch Tits, also wearing a skirt. In a low voice he said, "It's my second day, but I'll find out for you."
He came back and showed me the location for the locknuts and had the key for the cage. I said "Thanks Man" after I was squared away, and was walking away.
I was waiting to hear to it squealing, "It's Ma'am you hear ma'am!" To which I would have said, I don't call anyone Ma'am with a lower baritone voice than mine.
5037   DD214   2022 Nov 16, 11:44am  

5038   DD214   2022 Nov 16, 11:44am  

5039   DD214   2022 Nov 16, 11:54am  

5040   Ceffer   2022 Nov 16, 1:07pm  

Tenpoundbass says


"It's Ma'am you hear ma'am!" To which I would have said, I don't call anyone Ma'am with a lower baritone voice than mine.

Getting my ass stomped by a vicious, psychotic tranny isn't on my bucket list. I consulted the huge, black, utterly fearsome tranny beast with long, fake glitter nails at Goodwill to pick colors and fit for items, and it liked me for that, and didn't demand that I put the cream on my skin.
5041   richwicks   2022 Nov 16, 1:20pm  

Ceffer says

Tenpoundbass says



"It's Ma'am you hear ma'am!" To which I would have said, I don't call anyone Ma'am with a lower baritone voice than mine.

Getting my ass stomped by a vicious, psychotic tranny isn't on my bucket list. I consulted the huge, black, utterly fearsome tranny beast with long, fake glitter nails at Goodwill to pick colors and fit for items, and it liked me for that, and didn't demand that I put the cream on my skin.


I would have just walked out. I regard these people as having a mental illness, and although at 30 I'd cope with it, at 50, I won't.

I have sympathy with these people, or once did. The idea that they are actively indoctrinating children is where I've drawn the line. This isn't right or fair for children. The idea that you can transform to a woman or a man by surgery and injections is false. There are people with real intersex conditions, but the rest of it, it appears to be in the mind, and it does appear to be spreading culturally.
5042   Onvacation   2022 Nov 16, 8:18pm  

The pig says...
5043   DD214   2022 Nov 18, 12:29pm  

5045   richwicks   2022 Nov 18, 1:50pm  

Patrick says




Maybe I should go vegetarian again. It's just a big dog. I wouldn't eat a dog.
5046   Patrick   2022 Nov 18, 3:27pm  

I had that same thought. Definitely a sentient and playful creature.

I used to think chickens are just brain dead and therefore fine to raise and slaughter in factories. But then we had chickens, and we realized they all have distinct "chickenalities" kind of like personalities. There's definitely somebody home in each one of them. So now we're just about the only meat eaters I know who don't eat chicken.

It's not so much the eating of chicken or other creatures that bothers me, it's the circumstances of their lives and deaths.
5047   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2022 Nov 18, 4:07pm  

Patrick says

I had that same thought. Definitely a sentient and playful creature.

I used to think chickens are just brain dead and therefore fine to raise and slaughter in factories. But then we had chickens, and we realized they all have distinct "chickenalities" kind of like personalities. There's definitely somebody home in each one of them. So now we're just about the only meat eaters I know who don't eat chicken.

It's not so much the eating of chicken or other creatures that bothers me, it's the circumstances of their lives and deaths.


the trick with abimals if you raise them for slaughter is to name them after food. pig named pork chop, or chicken named drum stick. by time you have to do it, you are used to the fact.

egg layers get regular names though
5048   richwicks   2022 Nov 18, 4:15pm  

Patrick says


I had that same thought. Definitely a sentient and playful creature.

I used to think chickens are just brain dead and therefore fine to raise and slaughter in factories. But then we had chickens, and we realized they all have distinct "chickenalities" kind of like personalities. There's definitely somebody home in each one of them. So now we're just about the only meat eaters I know who don't eat chicken.

It's not so much the eating of chicken or other creatures that bothers me, it's the circumstances of their lives and deaths.


The other side of this equation, is they wouldn't exist otherwise, and I did dog rescue - the worst thing I've ever done was to kill my dogs, but it was also the most merciful thing I've done. But I can't repeat it.

I can say this, if I have to kill an animal, it should be painless, and they can never know I did it. I had that ability with my dogs. They loved the vet. But, my last dog I had to put down was in 2017, and I still feel shitty about what I had to do. My other dog was in 2014, and I feel worse about that. I love dogs, but that was a trauma I don't want to go through again. I know I gave them an easy death, but what a shitty thing I did.

I still remember when I took them in that I thought they would be dying around me being 45, but that was so far away.. Now my own death doesn't seem so far away.

They just aren't machines are they?
5049   DD214   2022 Nov 18, 4:52pm  

5050   Patrick   2022 Nov 18, 5:25pm  

richwicks says

Now my own death doesn't seem so far away.


I know that feeling. There should be a name for it, since probably everyone feels that after a certain age.

But there are meaningful things to do between now and then.
5051   Patrick   2022 Nov 18, 7:14pm  

https://runningmagazine.ca/the-scene/chinese-man-runs-a-328-marathon-while-chain-smoking/


Chinese man runs a 3:28 marathon while chain-smoking
Here is your bizarre running story of the week



5052   richwicks   2022 Nov 18, 7:16pm  

Patrick says

richwicks says


Now my own death doesn't seem so far away.


I know that feeling. There should be a name for it, since probably everyone feels that after a certain age.

But there are meaningful things to do between now and then.


Fix what I did do wrong. I worked on the early Internet, I trusted corporations. I'm going to try to attempt decentralize it entirely.

IPV6 would have made it trivial but that's something that will never happen though.

Get a box, that's your site, this can be done.
5053   Ceffer   2022 Nov 19, 12:09am  

Rin's kindred female spirit? She forgot to mention the fucking rag doll never took out the garbage.
https://t.me/DH_new/1742
5054   Ceffer   2022 Nov 19, 12:13am  

FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says

There's definitely somebody home in each one of them. So now we're just about the only meat eaters I know who don't eat chicken.

Nothing worse than a chicken with borderline personality on a crying jag.
5055   Ceffer   2022 Nov 19, 1:50am  

"Make that dick about Michelle Obama size."
https://t.me/DH_new/1747
5057   DD214   2022 Nov 19, 8:23am  

5058   DD214   2022 Nov 19, 8:24am  

5059   Onvacation   2022 Nov 19, 10:25am  

richwicks says

I worked on the early Internet

What was it like working with Al Gore?
5060   richwicks   2022 Nov 19, 10:45am  

Onvacation says

richwicks says


I worked on the early Internet

What was it like working with Al Gore?


Haha, it was relatively easy to construct the series of tubes, surprisingly..
5061   Ceffer   2022 Nov 19, 12:46pm  

Onvacation says

richwicks says

I worked on the early Internet

What was it like working with Al Gore?

Did Bill Clinton approve of the use of his invention to guarantee porno portals?
5062   richwicks   2022 Nov 19, 1:16pm  

Ceffer says


Onvacation says


richwicks says

I worked on the early Internet

What was it like working with Al Gore?

Did Bill Clinton approve of the use of his invention to guarantee porno portals?



Seriously, I used to like Clinton. Over time, I came to realize he was nothing but a rapist, a drug runner, a criminal, and his wife, a piece of shit just as horrible as he was.

The purpose of this communication device is education first. I was very shocked to see George W. Bush able to lie us into a war in Iraq, thought it was a failure then, but I was on this communication device in 1989. I was basically 10 years ahead of the times.

I was very pleased to see a carnival barker like Trump win the presidency over that filthy Neocon fuck Hillary Clinton. I gave up too soon, and now I'm going back into it.

You really really honestly can't appreciate the power you all have. This site will fit on a $20 SD Card, the entire thing. You can run it on your home system, on a 10 watt $75 computer called a raspberry pi. That little TOY is more powerful than the MAINFRAME I started out with.

Our last mission is to distribute this power. A website shouldn't require registration, and a server at god knows where, it should be a box, you plop down next to a router, and turn on. It should be that fucking simple. It will consume 5 watts, nothing.

This communication device can allow voice, video, file sharing, data collection, general communication, everything. It can replace phones, television, film theaters, everything. We can replace public education here. Not only replace, but VASTLY improve.

On a TOY I can do nuclear bomb simulation now. I never saw this as a possibility in my lifetime as a junior engineer, but we're at the point where I thought we'd be when I was 100. You really have no concept, and can't understand, what your simple, machine can do today. Software is lagging WELL behind hardware. That is FAR from being impossible to fix.
5064   DD214   2022 Nov 20, 1:57pm  

5065   DD214   2022 Nov 20, 6:14pm  

5070   1337irr   2022 Nov 21, 1:28am  

Patrick says




I wonder how that would fly at my local Starbucks?
5071   DD214   2022 Nov 21, 5:14pm  

5072   DD214   2022 Nov 21, 5:15pm  

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