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Patrick
2022 Nov 23, 12:50pm
Patrick
2022 Nov 23, 12:50pm
Ceffer says
Yes, apparently like the related language Hawiian, which also uses P for F.
A "half non-Hawaiian" is "hapa haole".
Does Talalog have a mix up between anglicized 'P' sounds and 'F' sounds? I don't really get the joke.
Yes, apparently like the related language Hawiian, which also uses P for F.
A "half non-Hawaiian" is "hapa haole".
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ElYorsh
2022 Nov 23, 5:20pm
Ceffer says
Fifty five is pipty pive. They are from the Pilipeenes
Does Tagalog have a mix up between anglicized 'P' sounds and 'F' sounds? I don't really get the joke.
Fifty five is pipty pive. They are from the Pilipeenes
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Tenpoundbass
2022 Nov 23, 6:23pm
Tenpoundbass
2022 Nov 23, 6:23pm
richwicks says
Side to side to get rid of the over burden first, then back to front for the final cleanout and inspection.
OK, I have a question here, does anybody wipe front to back?
Side to side to get rid of the over burden first, then back to front for the final cleanout and inspection.
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DD214
2022 Nov 24, 1:05pm
Tenpoundbass says
I will regret asking this however who does the inspecting and why ?
hen back to front for the final cleanout and inspection.
I will regret asking this however who does the inspecting and why ?
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Tenpoundbass
2022 Nov 24, 2:33pm
Tenpoundbass
2022 Nov 24, 2:33pm
DD214 says
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When you're over 40 always lookout for the first hint of blood.
I will regret asking this however who does the inspecting and why ?
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When you're over 40 always lookout for the first hint of blood.
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DD214
2022 Nov 25, 10:24am
Tenpoundbass says
Got it, at first I thought you had a independent 3rd party inspecting the exit point with each trip to the toilet.
It also pays to be able to distinguish to some degree what blood you are looking at it. Not all of it is cause for alarm.
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptoms/14612-rectal-bleeding
When you're over 40 always lookout for the first hint of blood.
Got it, at first I thought you had a independent 3rd party inspecting the exit point with each trip to the toilet.
It also pays to be able to distinguish to some degree what blood you are looking at it. Not all of it is cause for alarm.
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptoms/14612-rectal-bleeding
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Ceffer
2022 Nov 25, 11:38am
Ceffer
2022 Nov 25, 11:38am
The cell phone lived a long, happy life back in the comforts of mother ocean, but sharks and the fishies were shocked, I tell you, shocked by the sinful selfys.
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DD214
2022 Nov 26, 10:13am
@Ceffer - I will make sure I use the appropriate term (Butt Hole Bread) for stuffing from this day on. That is hilarious and then some.
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Tenpoundbass
2022 Nov 29, 6:33am
Tenpoundbass
2022 Nov 29, 6:33am
Patrick says
I've noticed nobody talks with their hands anymore. People lack passion about what they are saying. Passion for what you are saying, has been replaced with the urgent need to REEEEEE when repeating the latest thing you heard on Cable News.
I've noticed nobody talks with their hands anymore. People lack passion about what they are saying. Passion for what you are saying, has been replaced with the urgent need to REEEEEE when repeating the latest thing you heard on Cable News.
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Tenpoundbass
2022 Nov 30, 7:51am
Tenpoundbass
2022 Nov 30, 7:51am
DD214 says
It's a drill if you're trying to knock a hole above an outlet or wall switch to get at the romex connector strain relief screws.
It's a drill if you're trying to knock a hole above an outlet or wall switch to get at the romex connector strain relief screws.
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Hircus
2022 Dec 1, 2:43pm
Hircus
2022 Dec 1, 2:43pm
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