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Patrick says

I used to make tennis ball cannons out of soup cans with friends in high school.

Using lighter fluid?

Yes, or aerosols.

Patrick says

Yes, or aerosols.

Cool, you made a propellant out of Covid-19!

OK, I'm pretty sure this one was not from the vaxx.

https://twitter.com/TexasLindsay/status/1646349687278977026?ref_src=patrick.net

Billy's dad is a fudge packer!

Onvacation says

Billy's dad is a fudge packer!

Was this one from 'John Waters' studios?

A guy is having problems with his teeth, so he goes to the Dentist. The Dentist takes a look and say "I see the problem, I need to pull 3 of your teeth" and reaches for a syringe. The guy says "No no I'm scared to death of needles"
The Dentist says "Well, what about laughing gas? " The guy says "I can't, I'm too claustrophobic to have that mask over my face".
The Dentist says "What about pills ?"
The guy says "Oh that's fine, I can take pills".
So the Dentist reaches in a drawer, hands the man a pill and he takes it.
The guy says "What did you give me ? "
The Dentist says "Viagra"
He says "Why in hell would you give me Viagra ?"

The Dentist says "Well, in about half an hour when I start pulling them teeth, you're gonna need something to hold on to"

Ceffer says

Onvacation says

Billy's dad is a fudge packer!

Was this one from 'John Waters' studios?

I have no idea. At first I thought it was an old movie with a new narrator, but it soon became clear that it was satire. By 5:25, when they showed the phallic logo and motto of where dad packed fudge, "Creamy Pleasure Candy, home o' the nut cluster." I knew I had too much time on my hands and needed to get a life.

But first I had to share!

Onvacation says

Ceffer says

Onvacation says

Billy's dad is a fudge packer!

Was this one from 'John Waters' studios?

I have no idea. At first I thought it was an old movie with a new narrator, but it soon became clear that it was satire. By 5:25, when they showed the phallic logo and motto of where dad packed fudge, "Creamy Pleasure Candy, home o' the nut cluster." I knew I had too much time on my hands and needed to get a life.

But first I had to share!

I was pretty certain it was either MadTV or In Living Color. I confuse them because they were both pretty good an inventive back in the day. Anyhow, I'm wrong:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy's_Dad_Is_a_Fudge-Packer!

I recognize some people from either MadTV or In Living Color though. This was done as a film short, and wasn't even on television as far as I know.

You only THINK you are too busy for that walk.

Not a job I'd want.

Sorry, not marriage material:

Patrick says

The puzzle states sharing the apple between "Three" people. So going Fatwah on one, so two can each have an apple. Isn't a valid answer.

The real answer is to cut two of them into 2/3 and 1/3 piece at once.

The joke is the fatwah answer occurring to the monkey.

Patrick says

The real answer is to cut two of them into 2/3 and 1/3 piece at once.

Hmm, actually got this one right. Does that mean I am in an elite 6%, or a non-elite autistic driveling minority?