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Onvacation says

Billy's dad is a fudge packer!

Was this one from 'John Waters' studios?

A guy is having problems with his teeth, so he goes to the Dentist. The Dentist takes a look and say "I see the problem, I need to pull 3 of your teeth" and reaches for a syringe. The guy says "No no I'm scared to death of needles"
The Dentist says "Well, what about laughing gas? " The guy says "I can't, I'm too claustrophobic to have that mask over my face".
The Dentist says "What about pills ?"
The guy says "Oh that's fine, I can take pills".
So the Dentist reaches in a drawer, hands the man a pill and he takes it.
The guy says "What did you give me ? "
The Dentist says "Viagra"
He says "Why in hell would you give me Viagra ?"

The Dentist says "Well, in about half an hour when I start pulling them teeth, you're gonna need something to hold on to"

Ceffer says

Onvacation says

Billy's dad is a fudge packer!

Was this one from 'John Waters' studios?

I have no idea. At first I thought it was an old movie with a new narrator, but it soon became clear that it was satire. By 5:25, when they showed the phallic logo and motto of where dad packed fudge, "Creamy Pleasure Candy, home o' the nut cluster." I knew I had too much time on my hands and needed to get a life.

But first I had to share!

Onvacation says

Ceffer says

Onvacation says

Billy's dad is a fudge packer!

Was this one from 'John Waters' studios?

I have no idea. At first I thought it was an old movie with a new narrator, but it soon became clear that it was satire. By 5:25, when they showed the phallic logo and motto of where dad packed fudge, "Creamy Pleasure Candy, home o' the nut cluster." I knew I had too much time on my hands and needed to get a life.

But first I had to share!

I was pretty certain it was either MadTV or In Living Color. I confuse them because they were both pretty good an inventive back in the day. Anyhow, I'm wrong:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy's_Dad_Is_a_Fudge-Packer!

I recognize some people from either MadTV or In Living Color though. This was done as a film short, and wasn't even on television as far as I know.

You only THINK you are too busy for that walk.

Not a job I'd want.

Sorry, not marriage material:

Patrick says

The puzzle states sharing the apple between "Three" people. So going Fatwah on one, so two can each have an apple. Isn't a valid answer.

The real answer is to cut two of them into 2/3 and 1/3 piece at once.

The joke is the fatwah answer occurring to the monkey.

Patrick says

The real answer is to cut two of them into 2/3 and 1/3 piece at once.

Hmm, actually got this one right. Does that mean I am in an elite 6%, or a non-elite autistic driveling minority?

Ceffer says

Patrick says

The real answer is to cut two of them into 2/3 and 1/3 piece at once.

Hmm, actually got this one right. Does that mean I am in an elite 6%, or a non-elite autistic driveling minority?

I thought the answer was to stab one person.

That also works. Which is the joke.

If you swing the blade just right you can get two carotid arteries with one swipe and have all the apples.

Next level: can you get the arteries and the apples without getting blood all over them?

Patrick says

If any religion is good for you, you don't need to convert people. What other groups need initiation process , hmm

Does converting to pdf mean there is a God Font?

KgK one says

If any religion is good for you, you don't need to convert people. What other groups need initiation process , hmm

Rich ethnically-based religions do not seek converts. So Jews discourage conversion to Judaism, and Parsis prohibit it entirely.

KgK one says

Patrick says

If any religion is good for you, you don't need to convert people. What other groups need initiation process , hmm

I started my own cult in middle school, you all want to join?

What does it cost and what do we get?

10% of income for unlimited virgins in heaven?

Patrick says

unlimited virgins in heaven

Careful what you wish for.

Onvacation says

Patrick says

unlimited virgins in heaven

Careful what you wish for.

It would be a bunch of fat pasty video game players who died of heart attacks at 35.

I have seen this myself in the Netherlands.

Patrick says

I have seen this myself in the Netherlands.

Well, good for them! I've always aimed for the hole or the cake. If the location of the fly is what I've always should have been pointing at, I appreciate knowing now. Somebody should have come up with a target ages ago, with a high score scoreboard. Men are competitive after all.