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Tenpoundbass
2023 Apr 16, 9:46am
Tenpoundbass
2023 Apr 16, 9:46am
Patrick says
The puzzle states sharing the apple between "Three" people. So going Fatwah on one, so two can each have an apple. Isn't a valid answer.
The puzzle states sharing the apple between "Three" people. So going Fatwah on one, so two can each have an apple. Isn't a valid answer.
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Patrick
2023 Apr 16, 9:47am
Patrick
2023 Apr 16, 9:47am
The real answer is to cut two of them into 2/3 and 1/3 piece at once.
The joke is the fatwah answer occurring to the monkey.
The joke is the fatwah answer occurring to the monkey.
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Ceffer
2023 Apr 16, 4:05pm
Ceffer
2023 Apr 16, 4:05pm
Patrick says
Hmm, actually got this one right. Does that mean I am in an elite 6%, or a non-elite autistic driveling minority?
The real answer is to cut two of them into 2/3 and 1/3 piece at once.
Hmm, actually got this one right. Does that mean I am in an elite 6%, or a non-elite autistic driveling minority?
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RC2006
2023 Apr 16, 4:11pm
RC2006
2023 Apr 16, 4:11pm
Ceffer says
I thought the answer was to stab one person.
Patrick says
The real answer is to cut two of them into 2/3 and 1/3 piece at once.
Hmm, actually got this one right. Does that mean I am in an elite 6%, or a non-elite autistic driveling minority?
I thought the answer was to stab one person.
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Onvacation
2023 Apr 18, 7:51am
Onvacation
2023 Apr 18, 7:51am
If you swing the blade just right you can get two carotid arteries with one swipe and have all the apples.
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Patrick
2023 Apr 18, 9:37am
Patrick
2023 Apr 18, 9:37am
Next level: can you get the arteries and the apples without getting blood all over them?
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KgK one
2023 Apr 18, 11:39am
Patrick says
If any religion is good for you, you don't need to convert people. What other groups need initiation process , hmm
If any religion is good for you, you don't need to convert people. What other groups need initiation process , hmm
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Patrick
2023 Apr 18, 12:49pm
Patrick
2023 Apr 18, 12:49pm
KgK one says
Rich ethnically-based religions do not seek converts. So Jews discourage conversion to Judaism, and Parsis prohibit it entirely.
If any religion is good for you, you don't need to convert people. What other groups need initiation process , hmm
Rich ethnically-based religions do not seek converts. So Jews discourage conversion to Judaism, and Parsis prohibit it entirely.
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1337irr
2023 Apr 18, 1:33pm
1337irr
2023 Apr 18, 1:33pm
KgK one says
I started my own cult in middle school, you all want to join?
Patrick says
If any religion is good for you, you don't need to convert people. What other groups need initiation process , hmm
I started my own cult in middle school, you all want to join?
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Patrick
2023 Apr 18, 1:34pm
Patrick
2023 Apr 18, 1:34pm
What does it cost and what do we get?
10% of income for unlimited virgins in heaven?
10% of income for unlimited virgins in heaven?
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richwicks
2023 Apr 18, 5:44pm
richwicks
2023 Apr 18, 5:44pm
Onvacation says
It would be a bunch of fat pasty video game players who died of heart attacks at 35.
Patrick says
unlimited virgins in heaven
Careful what you wish for.
It would be a bunch of fat pasty video game players who died of heart attacks at 35.
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richwicks
2023 Apr 19, 1:33am
richwicks
2023 Apr 19, 1:33am
Patrick says
Well, good for them! I've always aimed for the hole or the cake. If the location of the fly is what I've always should have been pointing at, I appreciate knowing now. Somebody should have come up with a target ages ago, with a high score scoreboard. Men are competitive after all.
I have seen this myself in the Netherlands.
Well, good for them! I've always aimed for the hole or the cake. If the location of the fly is what I've always should have been pointing at, I appreciate knowing now. Somebody should have come up with a target ages ago, with a high score scoreboard. Men are competitive after all.
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Ceffer
2023 Apr 21, 4:17pm
Ceffer
2023 Apr 21, 4:17pm
This reassures the tattooed that they are, indeed, living an unhealthy, self destructive lifestyle and that they need to increase their drug and sex pig behaviors if they become too well.
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Eman
2023 Apr 21, 7:12pm
Eman
2023 Apr 21, 7:12pm
richwicks says
Same here. Good to know the aim place is the location of the fly. Good suggestion with the scoreboard. 😂
Patrick says
I have seen this myself in the Netherlands.
Well, good for them! I've always aimed for the hole or the cake. If the location of the fly is what I've always should have been pointing at, I appreciate knowing now. Somebody should have come up with a target ages ago, with a high score scoreboard. Men are competitive after all.
Same here. Good to know the aim place is the location of the fly. Good suggestion with the scoreboard. 😂
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Ceffer
2023 Apr 22, 6:50pm
Ceffer
2023 Apr 22, 6:50pm
Shows you the damage soy does. Tattoo should have been a naked lady with a ginormous bush.
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