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Ceffer
2023 Jan 19, 4:49pm
Ceffer
2023 Jan 19, 4:49pm
Does this mean a double jointed, robotic RealDoll is in the immediate future, like in 'Blade Runner'? Maserati and Lambo move over, the EliteFucks are going to want them one of those.
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Patrick
2023 Jan 22, 12:06am
Patrick
2023 Jan 22, 12:06am
someone recently asked me what my views were on porn & i said i dunno, like a couple of million? i’ve been watching for a long time.
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Patrick
2023 Jan 22, 12:09am
Patrick
2023 Jan 22, 12:09am
https://twitter.com/morganisawizard/status/1616227294150025216?ref_src=patrick.net
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@morganisawizard
the craziest thing i’ve learned recently is that j.r.r. tolkien, hitler, and anne frank’s dad all fought in the same battle
another crazy fact is that bill gates, bill clinton and prince andrew all hung out on the same island
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Tenpoundbass
2023 Jan 22, 8:11am
Tenpoundbass
2023 Jan 22, 8:11am
Ceffer says
CGI Robot, the mat he leaps on, doesn't depress, and there's no dust or other particulates kicked up when lands. That kind of mobility would be abusive on that robot's frame, mechanical parts, circuits, battery everything. Also I can't think of any tools I would want in a canvas tote back and thrown and hoisted around like that.
Does this mean a double jointed, robotic RealDoll is in the immediate future, like in 'Blade Runner'? Maserati and Lambo move over, the EliteFucks are going to want them one of those.
CGI Robot, the mat he leaps on, doesn't depress, and there's no dust or other particulates kicked up when lands. That kind of mobility would be abusive on that robot's frame, mechanical parts, circuits, battery everything. Also I can't think of any tools I would want in a canvas tote back and thrown and hoisted around like that.
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Patrick
2023 Jan 23, 11:13pm
Patrick
2023 Jan 23, 11:13pm
Possibly the most unbelievable thing about Star Trek is how different alien civilizations maintain cross-compatible video calling software.
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FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden
2023 Jan 24, 6:10am
Patrick says
captain we can’t chat with aliens, they are on version 34580086 which is incompatible with our zoom version 74000000.34. captain: bring in the it guys… wtf why are there no IT guys here?
Possibly the most unbelievable thing about Star Trek is how different alien civilizations maintain cross-compatible video calling software.
captain we can’t chat with aliens, they are on version 34580086 which is incompatible with our zoom version 74000000.34. captain: bring in the it guys… wtf why are there no IT guys here?
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cisTits
2023 Jan 24, 6:33am
cisTits
2023 Jan 24, 6:33am
Patrick says
Stargate SG-1 was worse. Despite having Daniel Jackson around to translate, almost everyone spoke English.
Possibly the most unbelievable thing about Star Trek is how different alien civilizations maintain cross-compatible video calling software.
Stargate SG-1 was worse. Despite having Daniel Jackson around to translate, almost everyone spoke English.
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Patrick
2023 Jan 25, 10:44am
Patrick
2023 Jan 25, 10:44am
https://twitter.com/Trollstoy88/status/1617084067706437632?ref_src=patrick.net
I have a hard time keeping my eyes on the bear.
I have a hard time keeping my eyes on the bear.
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rocketjoe79
2023 Jan 27, 9:58am
rocketjoe79
2023 Jan 27, 9:58am
There's a bear?
Actually, this has to be Russia (or nearby.) Snow, trained bears, and hot chicks are all over the place.
Actually, this has to be Russia (or nearby.) Snow, trained bears, and hot chicks are all over the place.
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FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden
2023 Jan 27, 10:56am
rocketjoe79 says
we got bears in many states. could be Alaska.
There's a bear?
Actually, this has to be Russia (or nearby.) Snow, trained bears, and hot chicks are all over the place.
we got bears in many states. could be Alaska.
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Eric Holder
2023 Jan 27, 7:53pm
Not Russia because no vodka.
Eric Holder
2023 Jan 27, 7:53pm
rocketjoe79 says
There's a bear?
Actually, this has to be Russia (or nearby.) Snow, trained bears, and hot chicks are all over the place.
Not Russia because no vodka.
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Patrick
2023 Jan 27, 10:29pm
Patrick
2023 Jan 27, 10:29pm
Eric Holder says
I think the bear was wasted.
rocketjoe79 says
There's a bear?
Actually, this has to be Russia (or nearby.) Snow, trained bears, and hot chicks are all over the place.
Not Russia because no vodka.
I think the bear was wasted.
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