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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,123,189 views  8,571 comments

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5875   Ceffer   2023 May 18, 10:12pm  

I don't know. They aren't really promising you a happy ending.
Patrick says




5881   Onvacation   2023 May 20, 11:52am  

Best to stop after three Margaritas.
5882   Ceffer   2023 May 20, 11:54am  

How many margaritas before she starts biting instead of sucking?
5883   Patrick   2023 May 20, 12:35pm  

“I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I’m under the table, after four I’m under the host.”

— Dorothy Parker
5885   Ceffer   2023 May 21, 1:41pm  

Before adrenochrome had its breakout moment.

5887   Tenpoundbass   2023 May 21, 5:17pm  

Ceffer says


Before adrenochrome had its breakout moment.




I had Coca tea in Peru, Lipton tea is far stronger stimulant, if you brew dark sweet tea.
I believe Coca Cola was probably a better product when it was in it. It got caught up in the medical grade refined Cocaine Doctors were handing out like candy around that time, and like all good knee jerks. Was pulled from the product. Coca leaves are not strong or potent. Lots of them have to be mashed and refined with a distillate and processed to be a drug.

Out of all we know about Coke used to be in Cola, I have never heard one single report that people were hooked to it, like they were to the opium and cocaine pure grade elixirs the snake oil salesmen sold to bored housewives.
5888   ElYorsh   2023 May 21, 5:39pm  

South American farm laborers chew on the coca leaves to extract the stimulant and avoid fatigue when working on the fields. It gives them a lot of teeth stains but they don't get hooked.
5893   Ceffer   2023 May 23, 3:09pm  

But NOT the biggest horse's ass.
5894   HeadSet   2023 May 23, 3:24pm  

Bred specifically for Catherine the Great.
5895   Ceffer   2023 May 25, 1:02pm  

Whatever you say, just don't stop. Bet she could fire a cooty ping pong ball into that soccer net.
5896   richwicks   2023 May 25, 2:27pm  

HeadSet says

Bred specifically for Catherine the Great.


Just propaganda. Catherine the Great was a tremendous leader, and that's why she's so hated.
5898   Ceffer   2023 May 25, 4:17pm  

Friendly conversation with one of the executioners after disarmament.

5901   Ceffer   2023 May 25, 4:21pm  

Hope they continue to get along.

5902   Onvacation   2023 May 25, 4:22pm  

Ceffer says

Bet she could fire a cooty ping pong ball into that soccer net.

Accurately!
5904   Eric Holder   2023 May 25, 6:02pm  

richwicks says

HeadSet says


Bred specifically for Catherine the Great.


Just propaganda. Catherine the Great was a tremendous leader, and that's why she's so hated.


Fucking horses is not leadership. It's bestiality.
5905   Ceffer   2023 May 25, 6:19pm  

Eric Holder says

Fucking horses is not leadership. It's bestiality.

Don't be so hard on her. It's horses for corsets.

LOL, I made two funnies.

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