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Patrick
2023 May 20, 12:35pm
Patrick
2023 May 20, 12:35pm
“I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I’m under the table, after four I’m under the host.”
— Dorothy Parker
— Dorothy Parker
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Tenpoundbass
2023 May 21, 5:17pm
Tenpoundbass
2023 May 21, 5:17pm
Ceffer says
I had Coca tea in Peru, Lipton tea is far stronger stimulant, if you brew dark sweet tea.
I believe Coca Cola was probably a better product when it was in it. It got caught up in the medical grade refined Cocaine Doctors were handing out like candy around that time, and like all good knee jerks. Was pulled from the product. Coca leaves are not strong or potent. Lots of them have to be mashed and refined with a distillate and processed to be a drug.
Out of all we know about Coke used to be in Cola, I have never heard one single report that people were hooked to it, like they were to the opium and cocaine pure grade elixirs the snake oil salesmen sold to bored housewives.
Before adrenochrome had its breakout moment.
I had Coca tea in Peru, Lipton tea is far stronger stimulant, if you brew dark sweet tea.
I believe Coca Cola was probably a better product when it was in it. It got caught up in the medical grade refined Cocaine Doctors were handing out like candy around that time, and like all good knee jerks. Was pulled from the product. Coca leaves are not strong or potent. Lots of them have to be mashed and refined with a distillate and processed to be a drug.
Out of all we know about Coke used to be in Cola, I have never heard one single report that people were hooked to it, like they were to the opium and cocaine pure grade elixirs the snake oil salesmen sold to bored housewives.
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ElYorsh
2023 May 21, 5:39pm
South American farm laborers chew on the coca leaves to extract the stimulant and avoid fatigue when working on the fields. It gives them a lot of teeth stains but they don't get hooked.
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Ceffer
2023 May 25, 1:02pm
Ceffer
2023 May 25, 1:02pm
Whatever you say, just don't stop. Bet she could fire a cooty ping pong ball into that soccer net.
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richwicks
2023 May 25, 2:27pm
richwicks
2023 May 25, 2:27pm
HeadSet says
Just propaganda. Catherine the Great was a tremendous leader, and that's why she's so hated.
Bred specifically for Catherine the Great.
Just propaganda. Catherine the Great was a tremendous leader, and that's why she's so hated.
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Ceffer
2023 May 25, 4:17pm
Ceffer
2023 May 25, 4:17pm
Friendly conversation with one of the executioners after disarmament.
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Eric Holder
2023 May 25, 6:02pm
Eric Holder
2023 May 25, 6:02pm
richwicks says
Fucking horses is not leadership. It's bestiality.
HeadSet says
Bred specifically for Catherine the Great.
Just propaganda. Catherine the Great was a tremendous leader, and that's why she's so hated.
Fucking horses is not leadership. It's bestiality.
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Ceffer
2023 May 25, 6:19pm
Ceffer
2023 May 25, 6:19pm
Eric Holder says
Don't be so hard on her. It's horses for corsets.
LOL, I made two funnies.
Fucking horses is not leadership. It's bestiality.
Don't be so hard on her. It's horses for corsets.
LOL, I made two funnies.
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