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I don't know. They aren't really promising you a happy ending.
Patrick says

Best to stop after three Margaritas.

How many margaritas before she starts biting instead of sucking?

“I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I’m under the table, after four I’m under the host.”

— Dorothy Parker

Before adrenochrome had its breakout moment.

Ceffer says

Before adrenochrome had its breakout moment.

I had Coca tea in Peru, Lipton tea is far stronger stimulant, if you brew dark sweet tea.
I believe Coca Cola was probably a better product when it was in it. It got caught up in the medical grade refined Cocaine Doctors were handing out like candy around that time, and like all good knee jerks. Was pulled from the product. Coca leaves are not strong or potent. Lots of them have to be mashed and refined with a distillate and processed to be a drug.

Out of all we know about Coke used to be in Cola, I have never heard one single report that people were hooked to it, like they were to the opium and cocaine pure grade elixirs the snake oil salesmen sold to bored housewives.

South American farm laborers chew on the coca leaves to extract the stimulant and avoid fatigue when working on the fields. It gives them a lot of teeth stains but they don't get hooked.

But NOT the biggest horse's ass.

Bred specifically for Catherine the Great.

Whatever you say, just don't stop. Bet she could fire a cooty ping pong ball into that soccer net.

HeadSet says

Bred specifically for Catherine the Great.

Just propaganda. Catherine the Great was a tremendous leader, and that's why she's so hated.

Friendly conversation with one of the executioners after disarmament.

Hope they continue to get along.

Ceffer says

Bet she could fire a cooty ping pong ball into that soccer net.

Accurately!

richwicks says

HeadSet says

Bred specifically for Catherine the Great.

Just propaganda. Catherine the Great was a tremendous leader, and that's why she's so hated.

Fucking horses is not leadership. It's bestiality.

Eric Holder says

Fucking horses is not leadership. It's bestiality.

Don't be so hard on her. It's horses for corsets.

LOL, I made two funnies.

At least we know she's not a tranny.

Ceffer says

At least we know she's not a tranny.

If she were, that fall would have ripped the dick off anyway.

Another CisTits tribute:

Health insurance should now cover titty bar visit costs.