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Ceffer
2023 Aug 14, 11:08am
Ceffer
2023 Aug 14, 11:08am
just_passing_through says
There you go. Spoiling the Khazarian Mafia Iguana conspiracy theory. You owe us a new conspiracy theory for that.
Now if it were the case that 'some' of the lizard DNA just happened to bind it wouldn't be much and would fail QC. You'd at least need most of the beads hybridized with DNA to pass QC, thus, it's human DNA. Or the whole thing might just be BS.
There you go. Spoiling the Khazarian Mafia Iguana conspiracy theory. You owe us a new conspiracy theory for that.
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Patrick
2023 Aug 14, 1:34pm
Patrick
2023 Aug 14, 1:34pm
At my kitchen sink I saw a small spider wrapping up a much larger wasp. How does that happen? The wasp has a fucking stinger.
Anyway, I caught them both in a cup and liberated them outdoors. The wasp flew away. The spider cursed me, no doubt.
Anyway, I caught them both in a cup and liberated them outdoors. The wasp flew away. The spider cursed me, no doubt.
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Bd6r
2023 Aug 14, 4:35pm
Bd6r
2023 Aug 14, 4:35pm
Patrick says
From our farm, caught this one in a kitchen sink:
I caught them both in a cup and liberated them outdoors.
From our farm, caught this one in a kitchen sink:
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Ceffer
2023 Aug 14, 5:02pm
Ceffer
2023 Aug 14, 5:02pm
Patrick says
I don't bother spiders that are 'good' spiders aka Daddy Long Legs, who will set up nests to catch and kill 'bad spiders' like the crawly bitey ones (various recluse type spiders). Daddy Long Legs have badass venom, but they can't bite people. In spite of being small, they can kill and consume surprisingly large prey. I have quite a cluster of them in my lion's den bathroom, and I just clean their webs out after they seem to leave for the season.
I also watch them and their habits, it's kind of fascinating.
At my kitchen sink I saw a small spider wrapping up a much larger wasp. How does that happen? The wasp has a fucking stinger.
I don't bother spiders that are 'good' spiders aka Daddy Long Legs, who will set up nests to catch and kill 'bad spiders' like the crawly bitey ones (various recluse type spiders). Daddy Long Legs have badass venom, but they can't bite people. In spite of being small, they can kill and consume surprisingly large prey. I have quite a cluster of them in my lion's den bathroom, and I just clean their webs out after they seem to leave for the season.
I also watch them and their habits, it's kind of fascinating.
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Onvacation
2023 Aug 14, 5:06pm
Onvacation
2023 Aug 14, 5:06pm
Ceffer says
If you have spiders you have spider food. I prefer to let the spiders win.
I don't bother spiders that are 'good' spiders aka Daddy Long Legs,
If you have spiders you have spider food. I prefer to let the spiders win.
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Onvacation
2023 Aug 14, 7:10pm
Onvacation
2023 Aug 14, 7:10pm
I was cleaning out the woodshed a couple of weeks ago and a large black widow crawled out from under a shelf from across the room. I wasn't afraid of her, but I got the message.
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richwicks
2023 Aug 17, 7:12pm
richwicks
2023 Aug 17, 7:12pm
RC2006 says
It could only happen if you're one of those pricks that blocks the intersection walkway.
I would have gassed it and flipped him right out of the car.
It could only happen if you're one of those pricks that blocks the intersection walkway.
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Onvacation
2023 Aug 17, 8:50pm
Onvacation
2023 Aug 17, 8:50pm
richwicks says
THAT'S how I want to go when I get old.
This is basically an anonymous person that had an affair with a patient, who unfortunately died.
THAT'S how I want to go when I get old.
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RWSGFY
2023 Aug 19, 11:55am
RWSGFY
2023 Aug 19, 11:55am
Ceffer says
Except the hand is obviously female. Has Ceffer finally fallen victim to the gender confusion?
Except the hand is obviously female. Has Ceffer finally fallen victim to the gender confusion?
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clambo
2023 Aug 20, 1:21pm
"I can't wait for the girl to hit 40 and become desperate for a man's company."
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RC2006
2023 Aug 20, 1:43pm
RC2006
2023 Aug 20, 1:43pm
clambo says
Most women are ugly as fuck by 40.
"I can't wait for the girl to hit 40 and become desperate for a man's company."
Most women are ugly as fuck by 40.
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richwicks
2023 Aug 25, 6:47pm
richwicks
2023 Aug 25, 6:47pm
HeadSet says
If you look closely, everybody is facing down and to the left, the kid is facing in the other direction.
That kid is thinking "Great, a sea of asses."
If you look closely, everybody is facing down and to the left, the kid is facing in the other direction.
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HeadSet
2023 Aug 25, 6:56pm
HeadSet
2023 Aug 25, 6:56pm
richwicks says
I guess he turned around because he was tired of looking at the sea of asses.
If you look closely, everybody is facing down and to the left, the kid is facing in the other direction.
I guess he turned around because he was tired of looking at the sea of asses.
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Onvacation
2023 Aug 25, 8:13pm
Onvacation
2023 Aug 25, 8:13pm
Can anyone help this woman?
NO! No one can help this woman! CPS should be called and her poor son should be taken away from her.
NO! No one can help this woman! CPS should be called and her poor son should be taken away from her.
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