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RWSGFY
2023 Sep 18, 10:35am
RWSGFY
2023 Sep 18, 10:35am
Patrick says
There was a woman in my office who was walking everywhere with her eyes glued to a paperback. Like literally everywhere: going to lunch and back, to the bathroom, to and from the parking garage. In that garage I once witnessed her falling down a flight of stairs with a sound which I thougt indicated grave injury or even death, picking herself up, proclaiming "I'm OK!" and just continuing walking still glued to that damn paperback.
I once saw a woman texting while riding a bike. She ran right into a sign pole, fell over, and kept texting. It was amazing.
There was a woman in my office who was walking everywhere with her eyes glued to a paperback. Like literally everywhere: going to lunch and back, to the bathroom, to and from the parking garage. In that garage I once witnessed her falling down a flight of stairs with a sound which I thougt indicated grave injury or even death, picking herself up, proclaiming "I'm OK!" and just continuing walking still glued to that damn paperback.
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HeadSet
2023 Sep 19, 7:25am
HeadSet
2023 Sep 19, 7:25am
Trollhole says
People roast marshmallows over fire, this is just the stay puff man getting even.
Ummm..gotta admit I don't get this one.
People roast marshmallows over fire, this is just the stay puff man getting even.
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Ceffer
2023 Sep 19, 6:14pm
Ceffer
2023 Sep 19, 6:14pm
"Ummm..gotta admit I don't get this one."
It's the giant marshmallow man toasting a human on a stick over the fire. Marshmallow? Toast? Fire?
It's the giant marshmallow man toasting a human on a stick over the fire. Marshmallow? Toast? Fire?
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Patrick
2023 Sep 19, 6:19pm
Patrick
2023 Sep 19, 6:19pm
Patrick says
I've been thinking of trying to create something like this for the wasps that like meat so much.
Just put a piece of meat near an input tube and have the wasp trigger a sudden strong flow of air into the tube.
I've been thinking of trying to create something like this for the wasps that like meat so much.
Just put a piece of meat near an input tube and have the wasp trigger a sudden strong flow of air into the tube.
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richwicks
2023 Sep 20, 2:10pm
richwicks
2023 Sep 20, 2:10pm
Patrick says
I still cannot see it.
Don't fall for the Asch Conformity test in this. I'm not saying it's not there, I'm saying I'm unable to see it.
HAHAHA - I finally did see it. OBEY. If you make the image small enough, that is clearly visible. Hilarious. I wonder if this is an actual photograph now?
The small image in the upper left is a zoom-out.
I still cannot see it.
Don't fall for the Asch Conformity test in this. I'm not saying it's not there, I'm saying I'm unable to see it.
HAHAHA - I finally did see it. OBEY. If you make the image small enough, that is clearly visible. Hilarious. I wonder if this is an actual photograph now?
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DemocratsAreTotallyFucked
2023 Sep 21, 9:21pm
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked
2023 Sep 21, 9:21pm
Patrick says
Until you wake up one morning and all your stuff is gone, she's gone and so is the ranch hand you saw her talking to a lot.
Until you wake up one morning and all your stuff is gone, she's gone and so is the ranch hand you saw her talking to a lot.
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richwicks
2023 Sep 23, 7:52pm
richwicks
2023 Sep 23, 7:52pm
Ceffer says
It's not very useful unless the measuring cup is very full. You cannot dump liquid out this way if it's less than 1/2 full because the angle would be finally 90 degrees. I don't think it's intended to be used this way. As it is, it's depending on the liquid being attracted to the plastic to work, it wouldn't work with mercury.
LOL! Never. I'm so ashamed of myself.
It's not very useful unless the measuring cup is very full. You cannot dump liquid out this way if it's less than 1/2 full because the angle would be finally 90 degrees. I don't think it's intended to be used this way. As it is, it's depending on the liquid being attracted to the plastic to work, it wouldn't work with mercury.
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brazil66
2023 Sep 25, 8:30am
Al_Sharpton_for_President says
Good one, Al
All the outdoor clothing companies have mostly POC modeling the clothes. I sure don't see the POC when I'm out in the bush! It's another psyop.
What do you mean you forgot the Ho Hos!
Good one, Al
All the outdoor clothing companies have mostly POC modeling the clothes. I sure don't see the POC when I'm out in the bush! It's another psyop.
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Ceffer
2023 Sep 25, 9:26am
Ceffer
2023 Sep 25, 9:26am
Al_Sharpton_for_President says
Guaranteed to survive a landslide (or cause one). Bigfoot repellant. Helicopter cranes with elephant nets on standby for wilderness sprained ankles.
What do you mean you forgot the Ho Hos!
Guaranteed to survive a landslide (or cause one). Bigfoot repellant. Helicopter cranes with elephant nets on standby for wilderness sprained ankles.
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FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden
2023 Sep 25, 10:13am
brazil66 says
not psyop, just marketing. they assume whites will buy anyway, so targeting other markets. i’ve seen these trends before.
they never value existing customers, because we all dumb consumers, they chase new markets.
Al_Sharpton_for_President says
What do you mean you forgot the Ho Hos!
Good one, Al
All the outdoor clothing companies have mostly POC modeling the clothes. I sure don't see the POC when I'm out in the bush! It's another psyop.
not psyop, just marketing. they assume whites will buy anyway, so targeting other markets. i’ve seen these trends before.
they never value existing customers, because we all dumb consumers, they chase new markets.
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Patrick
2023 Sep 25, 10:19am
Patrick
2023 Sep 25, 10:19am
Al_Sharpton_for_President says
Lol, there's a double dose of woke in that image: interracial and fat.
What do you mean you forgot the Ho Hos!
Lol, there's a double dose of woke in that image: interracial and fat.
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