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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,059,651 views  8,133 comments

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7738   Ceffer   2024 Feb 18, 7:29pm  

With lousy, mis-translated assembly instructions to boot.

7741   HeadSet   2024 Feb 19, 6:54am  

Ceffer says






Looks like the tree is going skinny dipping.
7744   Ceffer   2024 Feb 19, 4:15pm  

I could read it easily. The horror.

7748   redbull134   2024 Feb 20, 9:24am  

Ceffer says





Not really a fair comparison since there are artists producing quality lyrics, but Minaj ain't one.
7749   Patrick   2024 Feb 20, 9:41am  

True, but the meme is funny.
7750   Eman   2024 Feb 20, 4:41pm  

This is not a picture, but this kid is good and put a smile on my face. ❤️

https://x.com/historyinmemes/status/1759835274220048813?s=46&t=5lEEPaezr6Ic-W4Z6huZ5Q
7751   UkraineIsTotallyFucked   2024 Feb 20, 6:07pm  

Eman says


🤣

https://x.com/oya_jutt/status/1759914624613265688


If they switch sides, they can give each other homo hand jobs too.
7752   Patrick   2024 Feb 20, 6:19pm  

Eman says

This is not a picture, but this kid is good and put a smile on my face. ❤️


That's worth downloading and posting here:

7757   Onvacation   2024 Feb 21, 7:05pm  

redbull134 says

there are artists producing quality lyrics, but Minaj ain't one.

WHAT! Have you not heard this ho's poetry?
Onvacation says

[Verse 1: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion]
Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this pussy right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's roleplay, I'll wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring (Ayy, ayy)
7758   Onvacation   2024 Feb 21, 7:11pm  

Oops that was the other ho Cardi

Heres Nikki:

Anaconda
Nicki Minaj
EXPLICIT
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you got buns, hun

Boy toy named Troy, used to live in Detroit
Big dope dealer money, he was gettin' some coins
Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace
Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish

Now that's real, real, real
Gun in my purse, bitch, I came dressed to kill
Who wanna go first? I had them pushin' daffodils
I'm high as hell, I only took a half a pill
I'm on some dumb shit

By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and fuck him in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills he keep tellin' me to chill
He keep telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
He say he don't like em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag and I hit him with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun

My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you got buns, hun

Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt (Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at, look, at her butt

This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles
Dick bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's
Real country-ass nigga, let me play with his rifle
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil

Now that bang, bang, bang
I let him hit it 'cause he slang cocaine
He toss my salad like his name Romaine
And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain
I'm on some dumb shit

By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and fuck him in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills and he telling me to chill
He keep telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
He say he don't like em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag mayweather with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun

My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you got buns, hun

Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt (Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at, look, at her butt

Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
Oh my god, look at her butt

My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you got buns, hun
Don't, my anaconda don't
Don't want none
Unless you got buns, hun

Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt (Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at, look, at her butt

Yeah, he love this fat ass aha!
Yeah! This one is for my
Bitches with a fat ass in the fucking club
I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club?
Fuck those skinny bitches!
Fuck those skinny bitches in the club!
I wanna see all the big fat ass
Bitches in the muthafuckin' club
Fuck you if you skinny bitches, what? Kyuh
7759   Ceffer   2024 Feb 21, 11:44pm  

Pussy Limburger Cheese to go with your Tuna Beer. Cats will follow you home.

7760   richwicks   2024 Feb 22, 12:18am  

Onvacation says

Heres Nikki:


It's no different than it was when I was a kid. Remember this?

[Chorus]
Come on, feel the noise
Girls fuck the boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild
Wild, wild, wild

[Verse 1]
So, you think I got an evil mind? I tell you, honey
I don't know why, I don't know why
So you think my singing's out of time? It makes me horny
I don't know why, I don't know why
Anymore, oh, no

[Chorus]
So come on, feel the noise
Girls fuck the boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild
Wild, wild, wild
Come on, feel the noise
Girls fuck the boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild
Baby!

[Verse 2]
So you say I got a funny face? I got no worries
And I don't know why, I don't know why
Oh, I gotta sing, it's some disgrace, I'm in no hurry
And I don't know why, I don't know why
Anymore, no, no, no

[Chorus]
Come on, feel the noise
Girls fuck the boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild
Wild, wild, wild
Come on, feel the noise
Girls fuck the boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild, baby
Come on!

[Verse 3]
Well, you think we have a lazy time, you should know better
I don't know why, I don't know why
So you say I got a dirty mind? I'm a mean go-getter
I don't know why, I don't know why
Anymore, oh, no

[Chorus]
Come on, feel the noise
Girls fuck the boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild
Wild, wild, wild
Come on, feel the noise
Girls fuck the boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild
Oh, wild

[Bridge]
Come on! (Come on!) Feel it!
Come on! (Girls fuck the boys) Work it!
We'll get wild, wild, wild
We're gonna get wild (Wild, wild, wild)
We're gonna get wild tonight (Come on, feel the noise)
Rock it tonight (Girls fuck the boys)
We'll get wild, wild, wild
Oh, yeah!

[Outro]
Ah, ah-ah ah-ah (Woo!)
Ah, ah, ah
Come on, feel the noise
Girls fuck the boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild
Ah, ah-ah ah-ah
Ah, ah, ah

They did various versions of it to make it more suitable to radio back when we had standards and so on that no longer matter, because radio is a dead technology.
7762   Ceffer   2024 Feb 22, 2:36am  

Uh, try eating the treat and not the gifter.
7764   Ceffer   2024 Feb 22, 2:40am  

Arachnophobia. Massive spider invasion.
7768   UkraineIsTotallyFucked   2024 Feb 22, 9:32am  

Gemini results for 'show me a viking':



Show me a 'founding father':


7770   RC2006   2024 Feb 22, 12:26pm  

I asked it to show me white family and it wouldn't, but it would show me a black family.

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