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richwicks
2024 Feb 29, 10:45pm
richwicks
2024 Feb 29, 10:45pm
Ceffer says
Haha, I would have never guessed that was, I think, wheat. I thought those had to be mice or something.
Haha, I would have never guessed that was, I think, wheat. I thought those had to be mice or something.
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Ceffer
2024 Feb 29, 11:57pm
Ceffer
2024 Feb 29, 11:57pm
Even though the past is in plain sight all over the world, they gaslight us and give us fake history to keep us ignorant and misdirected. People allow the authorities to pull the magician's stunts of getting us to disbelieve our own eyes and common sense.
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Patrick
2024 Mar 2, 4:28pm
Patrick
2024 Mar 2, 4:28pm
Vonnegut's illustration of story arcs:
In Kafka's "The Metamorphosis", you wake up and you're a bug. The end.
In Kafka's "The Metamorphosis", you wake up and you're a bug. The end.
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Tenpoundbass
2024 Mar 3, 12:12pm
Tenpoundbass
2024 Mar 3, 12:12pm
The_Deplorable says
For me the half empty or half full mindset fully depends on the availability and quality of the source.
For me the half empty or half full mindset fully depends on the availability and quality of the source.
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Patrick
2024 Mar 4, 8:45am
Patrick
2024 Mar 4, 8:45am
Ceffer says
I've been tossing peanuts to the local crows when I walk to the cafe. It's been maybe two weeks of this, and they do tend to collect when they see me now, but they are still skittish about taking the peanuts until I'm far away. It's almost insulting. Geez, I'm trying to be nice and they are so paranoid about it. Maybe they will eventually trust me.
I've been tossing peanuts to the local crows when I walk to the cafe. It's been maybe two weeks of this, and they do tend to collect when they see me now, but they are still skittish about taking the peanuts until I'm far away. It's almost insulting. Geez, I'm trying to be nice and they are so paranoid about it. Maybe they will eventually trust me.
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richwicks
2024 Mar 4, 7:07pm
richwicks
2024 Mar 4, 7:07pm
Patrick says
They're wild animals, gaining trust takes a very long time.
If you're mean to them, they are said they will remember it as a flock and take it out on you for years.
Geez, I'm trying to be nice and they are so paranoid about it. Maybe they will eventually trust me.
They're wild animals, gaining trust takes a very long time.
If you're mean to them, they are said they will remember it as a flock and take it out on you for years.
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Ceffer
2024 Mar 4, 11:10pm
Ceffer
2024 Mar 4, 11:10pm
Does anybody on Patnet think that Tulsi is a viable VP choice? Seems kinna left field, even if Tulsi has good prospects for a political future.
https://tomluongo.me/2024/03/04/supreme-court-clears-trump-vp-field-gabbard/
https://tomluongo.me/2024/03/04/supreme-court-clears-trump-vp-field-gabbard/
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The_Deplorable
2024 Mar 4, 11:50pm
Ceffer says
I think so because right now we need to take our country back and thoroughly clean the filth and stench of the government Augean stables. So the Tulsi choice can symbolize We The People coming together to take our country back.
"Does anybody on Patnet think that Tulsi is a viable VP choice?"
I think so because right now we need to take our country back and thoroughly clean the filth and stench of the government Augean stables. So the Tulsi choice can symbolize We The People coming together to take our country back.
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Ceffer
2024 Mar 5, 2:57am
Ceffer
2024 Mar 5, 2:57am
Then there's the tourist on a beach in Thailand who faked being bit by a jellyfish to get girls to pee on him (supposed antidote).
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