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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,309,110 views  9,647 comments

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8121   Ceffer   2024 Apr 15, 10:50am  

UkraineIsTotallyFucked says





I thought it was a 'second hooker' chair as she waits for rotation. Maybe Rin can advise us on this dilemma.
8125   Patrick   2024 Apr 16, 12:07am  




May have posted this before. Anyone try it?
8127   richwicks   2024 Apr 16, 2:29am  

Patrick says




May have posted this before. Anyone try it?


It's immoral to do.

If I were to try it, I would have cash on hand to give to the delivery person, and tell them "I made an error".

I have no sympathy for chains, however I have sympathy for somebody that went through the trouble to pick up food, get into a car, and deliver food.

This seems like a basic coding error. When I worked at WebTV, we had a million monkeys trying to break it, it's hard to imagine this is real.
8128   HeadSet   2024 Apr 16, 8:55am  

Patrick says





Taxi driving is also more dangerous than being a cop.
8129   Patrick   2024 Apr 16, 8:59am  

Pizza guys and taxi drivers are both cash-carrying people driving around bad neighborhoods, so that makes sense.
8136   Ceffer   2024 Apr 16, 11:42pm  

UkraineIsTotallyFucked says







You don't have to worry about a thing. The Meth Gators are too paranoid to come out of the sewers or onto shore.
8138   zzyzzx   2024 Apr 17, 6:44am  

Patrick says




May have posted this before. Anyone try it?

Yet still another reason to pay in cash.
8139   Patrick   2024 Apr 17, 9:40am  

zzyzzx says







I visited Mexico City last year, and got Montezuma's revenge just after getting home. Not sure why there was a delay, but glad there was, because it could have been yet more unpleasant on an airplane.
8144   Ceffer   2024 Apr 17, 10:38pm  

Patrick says





You do have to admit it was a free upgrade.
8147   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Apr 19, 3:57pm  

Al_Sharpton_for_President says






I call bullshit.

Because if this was really patented, Disney would have bought it and bribed Congress to extend it for 200 years.
8148   Ceffer   2024 Apr 19, 5:02pm  

Corn viagra. Of course it's smut.



8151   AmericanKulak   2024 Apr 21, 7:37pm  

Dunno why, but this made me laugh

Two Generations:

Snowflake Milley films herself being quirky at the IHOP. Zoomer chick looks on with disgust, "What a Quirk Chungus Attention Whore".

8153   richwicks   2024 Apr 21, 10:25pm  

The_Deplorable says


https://twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1781720652241846625


It's really strange to me that there are people that think animals don't have some sort of intelligence and autonomy in them. They aren't machines. There was no advantage to approaching the diver, but it did. You could argue it's a defect in its programming, like when a person approaches a bison in Yosemite Park. Is this a defect in our programming, or is this is a soul trying to connect?
8155   richwicks   2024 Apr 22, 12:02am  

The_Deplorable says





https://twitter.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1781705868913803756


I'm past my peak. At 30, I could avoid anything, not now at 50+. As this animal ages, it will be killed by the same type of animal it narrowly escaped. I should be dead, 20 years ago. We are not meant to die of old age, we are designed to be killed by another species at some point. That's the real "natural death".
8158   richwicks   2024 Apr 22, 4:10am  

Ceffer says







You get the same effect by looking away or blinking rapidly. In fact, as I write this I'm looking away, and I can see the image.

AI is our doom.

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