44
1

Funny picture thread


 invite response                
2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,309,475 views  9,647 comments

by zzyzzx   ➕follow (9)   💰tip   ignore  

« First        Comments 8,202 - 8,241 of 9,647       Last »     Search these comments

8202   Onvacation   2024 Apr 27, 8:06pm  

Is somebody fucking with my dictionary?


8204   richwicks   2024 Apr 27, 8:12pm  

Onvacation says

Is somebody fucking with my dictionary?


The dictionary is being reduced. I frequently run into words I know are spelled correctly, check them, and add them to the dictionary. I've considered getting an old style dictionary for Unix and just putting them all in. We have funny unabridged dictionaries today, and all variants of all spelling. I think there is an effort to reduce people's vocabulary.
8205   Tenpoundbass   2024 Apr 28, 7:42am  

richwicks says

The dictionary is being reduced. I frequently run into words I know are spelled correctly, check them, and add them to the dictionary. I've considered getting an old style dictionary for Unix and just putting them all in. We have funny unabridged dictionaries today, and all variants of all spelling. I think there is an effort to reduce people's vocabulary.


I started noticing that right as Donald Trump entered the political arena around the end of 2015. I suspected that it's because the Google masters of the Universe, assumed that right wing people wouldn't be able to express themselves if they fucked with the spell check. All it did was just made us more careful in our writing.

Before then spell check used to provide several words, and often they would include a word more suited than the one I was using. It was convenient but had concerns that Google was taking over critical parts of our brain. So I welcomed the self sabotage of the Chromium spell check.
8206   Tenpoundbass   2024 Apr 28, 7:43am  

It was also how I noticed that EVERY browser is based on Chromium, or are at least in lockstep with it.
As Firefox, Opera and Brave also have the same crappy dictionary.
8207   Patrick   2024 Apr 28, 12:19pm  

Yes, most browsers are based on Chromium at this point, including Brave. But I think Firefox is a completely separate codebase. At least it used to be.
8209   Onvacation   2024 Apr 28, 10:17pm  

Gym Rat
8211   Onvacation   2024 Apr 29, 11:37am  

Didn't know who he was messing with,
8213   Ceffer   2024 Apr 29, 4:24pm  

Kristi Noem's twin sister?
Onvacation says

Didn't know who he was messing with,

8214   richwicks   2024 Apr 29, 6:31pm  

Onvacation says

Didn't know who he was messing with,


He's probably messing with the woman that constantly abuses him. You are not likely looking at the reason she attacked the rooster, by rather why the rooster attacked her.

I think it's likely she is cruel to animals on a regular basis.

When I did dog rescue I noticed how animals are very rarely mean spirited or cruel. I cannot say the same with human beings most people are cruel in some way.
8216   Tenpoundbass   2024 Apr 30, 11:13am  

richwicks says

I think it's likely she is cruel to animals on a regular basis

I had mean red rooster like that. He would always attack nprovoked. My young daughters could pick him up. He never menaced them.
8217   richwicks   2024 Apr 30, 11:17am  

ElYorsh says


You need to take your meds and chill out.

Dude,animals don't just tend to randomly attack people and she beat that animal.over and over again

Saying what you said to me isn't constructive. That woman I am betting is sadistically cruel and you are seeing a fear and hate response from that rooster.

It's not funny.
8218   clambo   2024 Apr 30, 12:18pm  

I prefer asian girls over roosters any day.
8219   Patrick   2024 Apr 30, 12:27pm  

richwicks says

animals don't just tend to randomly attack people


True in general, but we had roosters, and they sure do randomly attack people. At least it looks random, ie unpredictable. I think it's because they sometimes feel they are defending their hens and territory.

We had to give away the roosters partly because of this behavior. One attacked someone who was visiting us, or rather attacked the purse she was holding. Not sure why.
8220   Patrick   2024 Apr 30, 12:30pm  

Tenpoundbass says

I had mean red rooster like that. He would always attack nprovoked. My young daughters could pick him up. He never menaced them.


Yes, that kind of thing seems typical of roosters.
8221   Tenpoundbass   2024 Apr 30, 2:49pm  

One day I went in the back yard, and the yard was littered with County letter head appraisal sheets, of my property and the neighbors on my street. I envisioned that the appraiser was in my back yard, and saw Carl running at her at full gate leaping and pushing his spurs at her/him. So the appraiser must have tossed the papers and got the hell out of there. A week later our landlord told us, we had to get rid of the Rooster. She said she knows someone in Miami with a farm. She probably took it to a Rooster fighting ring, which I'm sure Carl rang supreme champ. Carl stood about 28 inches from feet to head. And had a wingspan like 3 feet, he was big freaking mean red rooster.
8222   Patrick   2024 Apr 30, 3:31pm  

Yes, and if they have the spurs they can fuck you up. Some farmers clip off the spurs.
8224   Onvacation   2024 Apr 30, 4:54pm  

richwicks says

He's probably messing with the woman that constantly abuses him. You are not likely looking at the reason she attacked the rooster, by rather why the rooster attacked her.

Nah. He's trying to dominate her. Chickens don't have very big brains.

We used to raise chickens and you could always tell the pecking order. The dominant rooster was immaculate, not a feather out of place. Number two had a couple loose feathers. On down the line until you get to the low bird who definitely had some bald spots. Roosters are mostly bluff. When I was a kid I had to clean out their pens. Always some rooster trying to attack me. A couple of punts across the coop and they give up.

Now Geese, which we also raised, are very territorial. They would attack my mother. I found the best defense against a goose attack, wings out head down neck extended, is to dribble their heads when they get close enough. We had some trouble with racoons. They got some chickens but never touched our geese.

I wouldn't eat a dog. I feel sorry for cows and pigs no matter how tasty they are, but I have no compunction against eating chickens.

That lady had a right to defend herself against that little bastard.
8225   Onvacation   2024 Apr 30, 7:03pm  

Patrick says

We had to give away the roosters partly because of this behavior. One attacked someone who was visiting us, or rather attacked the purse she was holding. Not sure why.

Pecking order. Stupid rooster perceived the purse as a threat,

Reptilian (birds are dinosaur descendants) brain tells the beast to escape from anything bigger that moves and try to eat anything that moves smaller than it.
8226   Patrick   2024 Apr 30, 8:58pm  

Onvacation says

Pecking order. Stupid rooster perceived the purse as a threat,


I bet you're right.

We noticed that our chickens would attack a lower-status chicken that was literally higher, like on a higher branch. Maybe the purse looked like a rival rooster higher up. I think it was a red purse.
8230   Ceffer   2024 May 2, 2:12pm  

Is this just a nice way of describing castration and submission?

8233   Tenpoundbass   2024 May 3, 5:50pm  

Onvacation says

That lady had a right to defend herself against that little bastard.


The video isn't a one time deathmatch fight. She's walking by and the rooster attacks her and the attack and her reaction is edited and spliced together.
Who knows how many times the rooster attacked her before she started fighting back. Notice the rooster keeps challenging her though.
8234   ElYorsh   2024 May 3, 8:21pm  



« First        Comments 8,202 - 8,241 of 9,647       Last »     Search these comments

Please register to comment:

api   best comments   contact   latest images   memes   one year ago   random   suggestions   gaiste