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PhatPhucks need not apply.

Ceffer says

And you'll earn every penny!

Dholliday126 says

Wow, a 500 pound woman? That would cause a serious nose up situation for the pilot if she walked to back of the plane inflight to use the can.

The lengths a cat will go to avoiding Haitians.

Ceffer says

Not even a good fake. Apollo 11 did not take a moon buggy. That cat was photoshopped into a photo from a later mission, Apollo 15 or later.

I feel the same way!

https://librarianofcelaeno.substack.com/p/the-cassowary-trad-of-the-jungle

Autistic Reddit atheists will tell you, whether you invite them to or not, that ackshully Noah wasn’t real and didn’t save all the animals on the ark. After all, they scoff, where are the dinosaurs? A moment’s refection will serve to dispense with this line of reasoning, as dinosaurs are still very much with us, simply in a more human-accommodating, postdiluvian form. Indeed, you may have one in your home right now.

I mean of course birds. Yes, even girlboss scientists have recently confirmed what many amateur theorists (and presumably activists among birds themselves) have long maintained, that modern avians are essentially smaller, statue-bedefacating versions of Theropods, that class of dinosaurs which includes the Tyrannosaurus and Velociraptor. That cardinal munching seeds at your grandma’s bird feeder is the descendant of some eight-ton horror from the Cretaceous. They actually wuz kangz and shiet.

As the example of the seagull illustrates, however, there has been a notable decline in phenotypic majesty over the last few hundred-million years or so. What were once hulking, brontosaurus-slaying monsters are now tiny, colorful, harmless creatures, apart from their occasional propensity to drive some of the greatest minds of modernity into madness. If a bird kills a human, for the most part, it’s because it was undercooked. However, there are exceptions.

Among birds, as with people, there are those who keep to the old ways. Birds who make the conscious choice to live according to timeless values, adapting to modernity on their own terms while otherwise holding fast to an ancestral mindset. And while, strictly speaking, they might not approach the size of the greatest dinosaurs, theirs is a tradeoff involving an exchange of pure conspicuousness for an appropriate combination of threat-mass and gray man capacity for moving unnoticed by the dead but watchful eye of Globohomo. There is one bird that exemplifies these principles more than any other: the cassowary.

Anticlimactic? Or maybe it was climactic? I'm confused.

Selling your soul to Baphomet for fame? Megan's gonna have to drop trou before I'll be fully convinced.

I'm pretty sure she's a biological woman. There are nudes online. Just sayin. Not that I looked at them or anything.

Patrick says

I'm pretty sure she's a biological woman. There are nudes online. Just sayin. Not that I looked at them or anything.

There's a new disinformation trend calling everybody and their cousin in media tranny, likely to disguise the genuine trannies by discrediting the concept.

Megan looks pretty fem in her body proportions, but I suppose could be one of those intermediaries. Does have pretty wide shoulders. Ignore the lacquered facies and hair and look for masculine skeleton attributes. I can't call it either way, but her making all of her male 'children' tranny was either a Hollywood demonology publicity stunt or raging mental illness.

Ceffer says

Megan looks pretty fem in her body proportions

She's one of the 1-2% that have "Inverted Triangle" which is the ideal for men as well. That gives them broad shoulders, often a nice chest, tapering down to a smaller waist and slightly smaller than shoulders hip. A disproportionate number of these women are models, athletes, etc.

One of the reasons why the house usually wins:

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

One of the reasons why the house usually wins:

Her tell is her nipples get stiff.

The_Deplorable says

McGuyver for the win. He's using a wrench and a coin to tighten a screw. +1000.

Deja Vu Doo Hurricane Helene:

Wow, she's so black she's shiny.

Personally, I prefer my coffee with cream though.

Some guys end up with coffee that's weak and bitter.

My friend Eren, who runs a large network of doctor’s offices, reports the following conversation with a Venture Capitalist:

VC: Can’t you replace doctors with AI?

Eren: I think AI will replace VCs way before doctors

VC:

Eren:

VC: I have a hard stop at 2:37pm.

Blow does not always mean suck.