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Dan8267
2017 Aug 29, 4:23pm
Well, technically, yes, you do lose some weight. Nice to know what the typical American is searching for.
Dan8267
2017 Aug 29, 4:23pm
Well, technically, yes, you do lose some weight. Nice to know what the typical American is searching for.
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2017 Sep 2, 7:03am
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2017 Sep 2, 7:03am
Wrong. You do not lose weight.
Shit is not a part of your body. It is not connected to any life supportive tissues or bloodflow.
It is merely nourishment when it enters you as food, passing through you, and not to be counted as part of your body weight.
Dan8267 says
Shit is not a part of your body. It is not connected to any life supportive tissues or bloodflow.
It is merely nourishment when it enters you as food, passing through you, and not to be counted as part of your body weight.
Dan8267 says
Well, technically, yes, you do lose some weight.
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Dan8267
2017 Sep 5, 9:31pm
Dan8267
2017 Sep 5, 9:31pm
BlueSardine says
You clearly don't know how scales work.
BlueSardine says
Neither does hair, but it still has weight just like shit.
By the way, you're real heavy.
Wrong. You do not lose weight.
You clearly don't know how scales work.
BlueSardine says
Shit is not a part of your body. It is not connected to any life supportive tissues or bloodflow.
Neither does hair, but it still has weight just like shit.
By the way, you're real heavy.
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2017 Sep 6, 5:52am
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2017 Sep 6, 5:52am
hair is attached to, grows from and is a part of your body, thus it's weight should be counted.
shit is remnants of what you ate, and is exhausted from your body, thus it's weight should not be counted.
Your stupidity should also be counted as it is a viable, living appendage to your brain. It's existence is validated every time you post...
Dan8267 says
shit is remnants of what you ate, and is exhausted from your body, thus it's weight should not be counted.
Your stupidity should also be counted as it is a viable, living appendage to your brain. It's existence is validated every time you post...
Dan8267 says
BlueSardine saysShit is not a part of your body. It is not connected to any life supportive tissues or bloodflow.
Neither does hair, but it still has weight just like shit.
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Dan8267
2017 Sep 6, 7:51am
Dan8267
2017 Sep 6, 7:51am
Oh Blue Sardine, you just got triggered off a casual joke posted to a joke thread. How pathetic is that? You are actually spending your time arguing whether or not shit counts as weight and still made a fool of yourself for not distinguishing between body weight and actual weight, the latter being the context of the joke. You are the most pathetic loser on PatNet. You'd be funny if you weren't so sad.
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