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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,343,701 views  10,083 comments

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9915   OkDOGEisAmountingToSomething   2025 Jan 28, 7:31pm  

Patrick says

Lol, that video deserves a screenshot I can use in the memes:





One if my cats is like that. She's learned to track the laser pointer in my hand to predict where the dot will go.
9918   Patrick   2025 Jan 30, 3:00pm  


My coworker said he doesn't ask
his girlfriend where she wants to
eat. He just says "guess where
we're going to eat!" And the first
thing she guesses is where they go.

Smart. Man. Take. Notes.
9919   rocketjoe79   2025 Jan 30, 5:33pm  

Patrick says


My coworker said he doesn't ask
his girlfriend where she wants to
eat. He just says "guess where
we're going to eat!" And the first
thing she guesses is where they go.

Smart. Man. Take. Notes.



That is next level precognition. /100%
9920   GreaterNYCDude   2025 Jan 31, 5:17am  

rocketjoe79 says


Patrick says




My coworker said he doesn't ask
his girlfriend where she wants to
eat. He just says "guess where
we're going to eat!" And the first
thing she guesses is where they go.

Smart. Man. Take. Notes.




That is next level precognition. /100%


Do you have to occasionally upgrade the restaurant to keep her from figuring out your MO?

For example:

Her: I was thinking Italian... How about Olive Garden?

You: That's funny I was thinking we go to (names better Italian restaurant) what do you think?
9921   zzyzzx   2025 Jan 31, 6:07am  

Patrick says

Lol, that video deserves a screenshot I can use in the memes:





They really need to make laser pointers where the on/off button doesn't make a clicking noise.
9922   Patrick   2025 Jan 31, 10:42am  

Speaking of sounds, I got annoyed at the camera sound on my iPhone, but found that there is no way to turn it off except by silencing all sounds including the ringer.

And in Japan, even then phones are required by law to make that sound no matter what, so that people can know when their photo is being taken. Maybe that's a result of all the perverts in Japan taking pictures of schoolgirls.
9923   GreaterNYCDude   2025 Jan 31, 12:49pm  

Patrick says

perverts in Japan taking pictures of schoolgirls.


They aren't perverts.. they are former Epstein clients.
9927   Ceffer   2025 Jan 31, 6:05pm  

KgK one says





And the Bermuda Triangle is now the Delta of Venus.
9928   Ceffer   2025 Feb 1, 2:00am  

Wait for it.
9930   Patrick   2025 Feb 1, 12:07pm  

I found the link, and there does seem to be a large square there, at the top of the image. The image is a long vertical strip.

https://viewer.mars.asu.edu/viewer/moc/E1000462#T=2&P=E1000462


9931   Patrick   2025 Feb 1, 12:09pm  

https://www.gsjournal.net/Science-Journals/Essays-Astrophysics/Download/8873


NASA’s Mars Global Surveyor was launched in November of 1996 and
orbited the planet from 1997 to 2006. Equipped with a high resolution
camera known as the Mars Orbiter Camera, its mission was to map the
Martian surface and identify potential landing sites for rovers.
The Mars Orbiter Camera consisted of a narrow angle camera that
obtained high resolution grayscale images, and two low resolution
multicolor wide angle cameras. It operated for 4.8 years between
September 1997 and November 2006. During that period it took
97,097 high resolution grayscale images of the Martian surface.
Image E1000462 is extraordinarily significant because it shows what
appears to be a massive artifact in the shape of an almost perfect
square that is partially buried by sand. The sides of the square are
about 3 km long. Two of the corners are well-defined right-angles.


If this is a hoax, it's impressive even as a hoax.
9932   Blue   2025 Feb 1, 9:51pm  

GreaterNYCDude says

Patrick says


perverts in Japan taking pictures of schoolgirls.


They aren't perverts.. they are former Epstein clients.

Mostly good people but I am not surprised if there are some bad apples over there based on my observation.
9938   OkDOGEisAmountingToSomething   2025 Feb 2, 9:38am  

Watch this carefully.

There will be a test afterwards.


9939   Ceffer   2025 Feb 2, 1:21pm  

Patrick says

If this is a hoax, it's impressive even as a hoax.

Not a hoax, and obvious intelligent and civilized constructions on Mars have been observed (and gaslight) for a long time.

One half of Mars is much more blistered and beaten than another. Serious scientists from our own weapons labs have cited that the radioactive profiles from Martian soils indicate they were subjected to atomic type weapons in the past.

Also posited is that the asteroid belt was a planet between Mars and Jupiter that was blown apart by scalar weapons, Death Star-like (could have been a functionality similar to the pyramids on earth as scalar energy generators) and the blast also wiped out Mars and its atmosphere at one time along with whatever denizens.

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