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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,127,574 views  8,629 comments

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8535   Ceffer   2024 Jun 17, 11:24am  

Even the aliens can't make the green measures work.

8536   UkraineIsTotallyFucked   2024 Jun 17, 1:08pm  

Star Wars Episode I:The Phantom Menace. Model maker Michael Lynch created a mock crowd by cutting and painting 450,000 cotton swabs. To simulate cheering, filmmakers placed fans beneath the setup.


8542   Ceffer   2024 Jun 18, 1:04am  

Perpetual motion Tesla machine. Get the spinning engine started, and it continues to operate even after the electrical crank is turned off. Watch out, though, the Rockefellers may assassinate you.
8543   Ceffer   2024 Jun 18, 9:53am  

If only Andy Warhol coulda thought of this.

8544   Ceffer   2024 Jun 18, 9:56am  

Dogs have no reverse gear.
8547   Ceffer   2024 Jun 18, 12:51pm  

"You only like me for sex."

"Well, you have to admit, it's a hell of an incentive."
8555   clambo   2024 Jun 19, 7:01am  

I don't know why Rico didn't choose the hottest of the two; but, my guess is opportunity is the difference.
8558   Ceffer   2024 Jun 19, 10:16am  

The_Deplorable says





https://x.com/_B___S/status/1800317874495779229

When our Pomeranians were alive, the female would regularly run at the male and butt the food out of his mouth and she would eat it. Male female relations being what they are and 'female privilege', he would just look baffled and let her get away with it. It was hilarious to watch. She'd see something she liked in his mouth and would take off like a spring loaded launch missile.
8559   Ceffer   2024 Jun 19, 10:37am  

UkraineIsTotallyFucked says





This is why God invented the mé·nage à trois.
8561   UkraineIsTotallyFucked   2024 Jun 19, 12:43pm  

clambo says

I don't know why Rico didn't choose the hottest of the two; but, my guess is opportunity is the difference.


Carmen may have been the hotter of the two, but Dizzy was the one that actually loved him.

Verhoeven said that test audiences HATED Carmen. They ended up cutting scenes with her being a slutty bitch. Especially with her and the other guy.




8562   clambo   2024 Jun 19, 3:25pm  

Test audiences who disliked Carmen must be fags or need glasses 🤓
8563   FarmersWon   2024 Jun 19, 4:15pm  

Ceffer says






ATT fiber can convert them to Ethernet ports.
Also ATT can put PoE( Power over Ethernet).
8564   Patrick   2024 Jun 19, 5:21pm  

So they could be connected!
8565   Ceffer   2024 Jun 19, 10:29pm  

UkraineIsTotallyFucked says


Carmen may have been the hotter of the two, but Dizzy was the one that actually loved him.

I don't know why, but Denise Richards holds scarce appeal for me. She looks like every empty headed, vain cheerleader rolled into one. I might bang the muffalata under an assumed name and bail, but that would be about it.

I do feel sorry for her with the Charlie Sheen fiasco, though, where she showed some character.

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